Student film

>Student film
>Story is about coming to terms with childhood sexual abuse

Thats at least a real issue
>story about being in a boring relatinship

>Student film
>starts with someone waking up in bed

My first student film was a rip off of lolita where I played the main character, I don't know what I was thinking

>student film
>World War I
Based?

There's an alarm clock

>Thats at least a real issue

Which is what makes it all the more shitty because it's usually handled so poorly by dumbass film students. They don't treat it as a real issue, just a cheap ploy to fabricate an emotional core to their script.

>child film
>story is about dinosaurs in monster trucks fighting Superman

Nailed it.

>Student film
>It's about suicide

Unironically kino. Seriously would be one of the best films this decade.

I made one about the terminator slaughtering everyone, was kino, specially the sound effects made with my mouth

Kek. I'A few years ago I tried writing a screenplay about a character who is trapped in an artsy student film and tries to escape - anyone got any ideas?

>Character has to constantly resist the urge to sit down and have a dramatic cigarette while staring off into the distance every time something sad happens

>student film
>it's about a student having sex with their professor

>student film
>shot of woman shaving her armpits

>student film
>classical music juxtaposes a scene where a madman kills people

>every time character tries to say something he's interrupted by a narrator breaking the fourth wall

>INT. Dorm Room. cut to: EXT. Campus DAY

And yet they're all making films. The worst film is better than the best critic.

Very nice. 400 million dollar budget I assume?

>everytime MC opens the fridge/garbage bin lid/microwave door/cupboard/car trunk he finds a Canon 5D MKII pointing at him

>student film
>ends abruptly like a Junji Ito comic

>That one hipster kid who hand-processed his 35mm film and edited it on a Steenbeck

>student film
>its in black and white

>student film
>it was all a dream

>>Student film
>>Story is about coming to terms with childhood sexual abuse

How many gay guys are in your class?

It fits in with the 3 D's that are in every student film - Death, Drugs and Depression.

Because everyone knows a serious film maker has to make serious movies.

guys how do I make a student film

1. Fill a bag up with your own farts. Don't let any of it escape
2. Open up notepad
3. You've got it from here

>student film
>anime fun filled adventure

Make a short about a child who yearns to drink a glass of milk, but who has been banned from doing so, because the glass of fresh whole milk is now considered a hate symbol, that represents white supremacy.