>LIFE IS LIKE A HURRICANE
LIFE IS LIKE A HURRICANE
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HERE IN
TEXAS
FLOODING, HIGH WINDS, OUTAGES
IT'S A
REAL MESS
You are like a hurricane. There's calm in your eyes.
And I'm getting blown away
To somewhere safer where the feeling stays.
I want to love you but I'm getting blown away.
It's flooding down in Texas. All of the telephone lines are down.
And I'm trying to call my baby, but Lord, I can't get a single sound.
>mess
>with Texas
Wait a minute
Can we say that hurricanes from Texas are dumb?!
Dumb hurricanes in dumb old stupid Texas.
HERE I AM
ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE
Son, hurricanes about the only thing that are allowed to mess with Texas.
>the retards who thought it was over because Friday night was tame
I'm glad the park wasn't too flooded for my pupper
Oh alright, I didn't know.
>no power so can't read any of my books
Fuck you Harvey.
Can't you fucking turn pages?
MIGHT SUFFER MISERY
OR USURP LIBERTIES
>can shutpost but didn't have the foresight to have a battery
It's 10pm buddy
No power user, it's pitch black and reading by flashlight I'd not be able to read properly.
Constant downpours for me
Probably gonna last til Tuesday or Wednesday
Because of the constant power outages I'm suffering busted my router so now I can't use my computer
Don't you have a motherfucking generator? Can't you buy good lighting? Why don't you just fucking go to bed if it's so late huh? You got something to prove brorito?
Puncture your battery for some free light. It gets super bright.
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It's currently 80 with near 100% humidity. I ain't goin to sleep anytime soon. Just gonna shitpost.
TEXAS
YEE-HAW
I grew up dealing with major hurricanes in Florida. Is it wrong to say I missed the excitement of the storms sounding like a train speeding by? Or watching the transformers explode and you have to use candle-light and flashlights to get around?
I really do miss waterspout watching before storms.
D-D-D-DANGER LURKS BEHIND YOU
>waterspout watching
you and me both, user
I need to find a part of the country that is not routinely beset by natural disasters, that I can afford to live in.
NOT A LEXUS OR AMPLEXUS NO IT'S TEXAS
YEE-HAW
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No place on earth exists like that user
Ridge A - Antarctic Plateau
I'M A HURRICANE!
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Fuck off with that shit.
Faggot.
Why were the 90s so 80s
THERE'S A STRANGER OUT TO FIND YOU
Because that cartoon was made in 1989.
Wrap a thin cloth around it to diffuse light, christ.
I've achieved what I set out to achieve.
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Eastern Washington
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not gonna find any place like that now that climate change is a thing
>Wind kicking up some dirt now and again
>Natural disaster
Fucking pussy
what if it gets in your asscrack?
>come visit family in Texas for ummer
>miss the eclpse
>now stuck in a hurricane
That'll teach you to leave the good states like Ohio.
I was in Washington. AND THEN I get the news about Half Life 3 and I can't show my disgust to Valve H.Q.
>There are people who still live towards the coast that are too stupid to get a generator.
I fucking love when hurricanes hit. Shit gets cozy.
They get annoying honestly