Why do virgins hate her so much?

Why do virgins hate her so much?

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I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly. That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to. I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.

sage mnn

Fuck off amy

like fucking clockwork

Great work, here's your (You)

The most attractive picture you could find of her, and she still looks less attractive than an in-bred ogre.

i have never watched a single thing that she has been in.

She’s a joke thief for one. And she tells the jokes worse than the originals.

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>says she had to deal with antisemitism as a child

bull fucking shit

it was probably one kid who was like, "haha jew" and then ran away

fucking jews

based

Ooof, Amy's feets don't do enough for me

What are those things on their heads?

I feel ashamed that I unironcally would fuck her like theirs no tomorrow

i didnt try, that shows your naturally attracted to her

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Fat, unfunny, joke thief, obnoxious, the list goes on.

No one, actually. These threads are made by Amy

I fapped to her once in my life and I felt so ashamed I had to take a shower afterwards.

Le Trumpet (of) Ashkenazim
its a reddit meme

>your face will never be buried between those thighs

Why live?

gave her a chance, tried to watch one of her standup sets, turned it off within 5 mins

not that funny and just plain crass.. and i like fucked up shit

trainwreck made $140m at the box office off a budget of $30m.

>The Crying Game starts playing

Cause shes fat and not funny?

name my band

She's ugly, fat, and not funny?

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I automatically dislike people that the media needs to remind me are funny or talented, like Schumer.

Washed Up

DUDE MUH VAGINA LMAO

>That cunt. That fucking cunt. Look at them fawning over her. Fawning over that fucking cunt. I have to rely on nepotism for my career and there she is, with her nice looks and decent acting talent. I hate that cunt. But I fucking need that cunt. This "third-wave feminism" shit isn't going to propel itself, not with MY career spearheading it.

this ones better

this is actually a good point.

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She steals jokes. Or her writer sister steals them for her.

Like clockwork

because there is an even fatter woman inside her waiting to break out

It's not just virgins. It's about 90% of men. Here's my theory: NOBODY likes a whore. Some guys might dream of meeting one girl and marrying her for life BEFORE having clean vanilla sex. Some guys might "date"(screw) the whole cheerleading team in high school. Some guys might like to do wild things. None of the above wants to be reminded that other men have done the same to whoever they're with. How often do you hear of guys getting turned on by girls telling them about the crazy things they've ALREADY done? I haven't.
She's the poster child of the modern "woman". She spits in the face of the idea of someone trying to present a good image to the world in order to be liked. If beauty is on the surface, she's never really tried harder than taking a shower and putting on some makeup. If beauty is deeper than that, then she is truly, deeply hideous. You have to be the most desperate man alive to fall for how she presents herself. She may be a feminist, but in your picture, she is so beyond feminity, she can't even close her legs like how a woman in a dress should. She's not just an asshole, she's not just a bitch, she's a whore.
She's repulsive to the shallow and the deep.

What went wrong?

REKT!

I think this still was used in promotion. Why? Who would this appeal to? Feminists look down on dumb action movies, but roughed up as she looks you'd think she's teaming with John McClane. A good amount of men would absolutely watch this, if she were replaced with someone that was either attractive or funny (think SPY),

Her ugly mug is the same, she just got fatter

wow she looked ugly even when skinny, can't fix a butterface

>That Michael Bay Orange
It was wrong from the start.

She's not funny. She's regurgitating the same vagina and poop jokes Sarah Silverman has been doing for two decades. Stand up culture is fucking infuriating because everyone is so worried about burning bridges that they will praise shitty comedians and bad sets. Amy Schumer is the cousin of Chuck Schumer, one of the most influential democrats. No one wants to risk their career by telling her how shit she is.

Once Ziggler left her she ballooned up. He must have been fucking the shit out of her to keep her that thin.

she raped a guy and somehow made it about her being a victim?

her face looks like a thumb.

She's horrible. I watched a few of her shows because I heard she was good...She's not

She looks almost exactly like a human pig.

>She has to rape men to get laid
This answers OP's question well enough.

You shut your mouth. Ms. Piggy looks nothing like her you hear me!?

women cant rape retard

Now that you mention it, I find her quite hot now.

That's sexist shitlord, women can do everything a man can and better!

I wanna fuck this fat white pig

Bro everyone hates her

OP and Amy BTFO

They can. Most rape laws require two things.

1) lack of consent
2) vaginal penitration

There are tons of scenarios where a man can't give consent due to being inebriated, unconscious, or threatened. A hard dick alone doesn't imply consent.

Imagine waking up in a drunken slur to see this "creature" sloppily trying to insert your flaccid penis into one of her roles of fat (as she's forgotten which one is her vagina). That's the sort of image that traumatise you for life. I'm talking hardcore PTSD type shit.

She does have a big head but she's really not as bad as you're implying

I hate her because what the fuck kind of comedian throws hecklers out their shows and whines about being picked on to the internet? that's not how any of this works.

Another rich Jew who benefited from nepotism.

good point.

I bet she smells

Looking like Ms. Piggy is pretty bad.

>not funny
>virtual signals when its not necessary
>looks like a bag of wet laundry

>throws hecklers out their shows
Serious?
Poor form. Link related
youtube.com/watch?v=yHP0f3fSzcs

Please tell me someone has sent her this

a boner IS consent

Because even she, a fat jew pig, is not a virgin.

And just how does the mans vagina get penetrated?

it's not a meme:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_hat

Jewish, conventionally unattractive, female comedian, successful. Joked about sex and shit. Of course she was going to get hate. Plus she kinda got popular quickly, which went to her head and made virgins hate her even more.

Wait 'til you find out who her uncle is.

too thin and beautiful

these dubs don't lie

fpbp

this was more cringe than I could stomach

It's sad because she used to be genuinely funny. Look at her back in the days of Red Eye. Opie and Ant, Joe Rogan show, early stand-up and all the way to maybe season 2 of her show.

She wasn't pc, she made racist jokes, she made rape jokes, she was pushing the limits because she was an unknown (and clearly really insecure).

Amy Schumer is basically Dee Reynold in that episode where she makes it on Conan, except the joke's on us

because she fucked everyone but them

stay on your containment board

it's like there's a curse in hollywood where if you're a successful enough female artist you meet lena dunham and then suddenly everything you do turns to shit (amy, taylor) or you become an insufferable cunt about politics if you didn't have talent in the first place (jlaw)

Research who her uncle is.

>googling stuff is research
this is why Sup Forums is often associated with extreme retardation

I mean. Googling things is a good way to start researching something. Why are you trying this hard to seem superior?

>>googling stuff is NOT research

>Why are you trying this hard to seem superior
it comes naturally

I never once mentioned Google. Nice work, champ.

this is literally the perfect female body and you're a fucking underage low t faggot if you think otherwise

The only justification for her continued existence is so she can play Pam in a live action Archer remake.

how would you go about "researching" who her uncle is? reading a book?

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