Linda Cardellini

Was she a good Velma?

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V-vagina?

mmm jinkies

>not chubby
>no hairy legs or pits
Not really.

Should've done the porn version too

Bobbi Starr was better

Looks hot to me.

yeah, but her best scenes are the deleted scenes

I can't say I remember really any aspect of her performance, but I'm sure she probably did the best with what she was given
She had the milkers for it, at least

Bobbi Starr did a good job tho

That movie is pretty comfy

post more linda

I liked her milkers

she looks awful in that photo

she got old now, and she doesn't do it for me anymore. It's not even like she's a bad looking older woman, but just, no.

nude?

best Velma is in the xxx scooby parody

I just found out that there was an Asian Velma.

i wanna sniff her asshole

For a second i though that was the same chick who accused Marylin Manson and David Cross of harrasment

Lol "fifteen years ago david cross was mean to me" what a bombshell

nope

Go stimulate your prostate somewhere else please

I'll pass on that, she looked great in the early 2000s but she's hideous now.

panty?

I guess that does make her seem nerdier

I fapped to this so many times

>not chubby

Definitely not chubby in the normal girl sense, but she's definitely chubby for a hollywood actress.

And I have zero issues with it

>Linda Cardellini
Lindsay Weir grew up to become Velma?

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She is hands down the best real life Velma.

haha lesbian Velma great writing Kevin Smith

She was an top tier Velmuh dick

>Bobbi Starr

You guys know any oyher girls that would make good lewd Velmas?
Xfuukaxd did a good job

She had her hair styled in that role to frame her face and make it look a little thick, but she's still thin. Even by Hollywood standards.

Someone post that pic of Fred going "time to unmask this monster" as he's sticking his hand in his pants.

why are all celebrity lindas hot as fuck?

Maybe she swings both ways?

cringe

Jesus his humor is more broad than Mike Myers.

bobbi starr is the best velma

this one? I don't have one with text though.

Yep, that's the one.
Thanks man.

>dat bush
my little bro

unironically the best casting
also that scooby looks like a good doggo

PENIS, lol

What did he mean by this?

Didn't she show up in that big Marvel picture even though her character was in one movie for like three minutes? A truly shaken career

>Larkin Love has a Velma video

S O U R C E
for the love of god
GIVE ME THE SOURCE

I remember watching this freshman year of high school with friends and we all thought it was the funniest movie ever made and had amazing writing. To be young and naive again..

THIS THIS THIS

For world peace and inner tranquility, source is needed. NEEDED!

d-do you think Velma is into rough sex or any kinky stuff?

Googling "larkin love velma" gives this as the top link 24video.adult/video/view/2120099
The video is called larkin love meets the groper ghost

>d-do you think Velma is into rough sex or any kinky stuff?

Velma has ascended when it comes to matters of pleasure.

>tfw the kissing scene will never come out

i thought it'd be terrible quality, and I was not disappointed

this desu

>35 minutes

oh boy here we go

t.soyboy

Velma porn gets me thinking in a way that makes me realize how fucking weird all this is.

Look- here's a screenshot from the old show. That's what classic Velma actually looks like. She's got glasses and hair covering half of her face. She's wearing that frumpy bag of a sweater that obscures all femininity. She's wearing a skirt of course, but her overall her design has her features all blobbed up and hidden damn near like a Dark Souls character. There's nothing about her design or personality that warrants any typical sexual stirrings, and if you saw this exact person in public (assuming her fashion didn't make her stand out) the only time you'd give her a second look is if you heard a fart and everybody turned to blame her. Getting the urge to jerk off from Velma makes slightly more sense than jerking off to Plank from Ed Edd & Eddie, and that's ignoring the fact that there's a traditionally attractive redhead right next to her half the time, specifically designed to be "the pretty one."

Yet a ton people seem to have all simultaneously sexualized her with increasingly dissimilar depictions that defy any assumptions of the appeal of subtly. You're usually not even jerking off to Velma at this point. It's like Bigdad's interpretation of Gaz, where somebody projected their sexual feelings onto a completely nonsexual character. Then other artists played off that interpretation and made more artwork using variations of that design. Then it gets to you, and by that time you're jerking off to your own perception of someone else's interpretation of someone's fetishized assumptions that they've projected onto an animated chess club reject who looks like a deflated life raft. You realize you're jerking off to the mutated jerkoff fantasy of a dozen people, and then you realize that this is most of Sup Forums.

Sup Forums is literally thousands of anons masturbating to ideas within ideas within projections of ideas, like some kind of autistic porn parody of Inception.

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does she solve the mystery?

Uh, no she's an attractive dorky girl wearing a skirt you fucking idiot. Jesus Christ this post is autistic. I hope to fuck this is bait

>those jjfrenchie velma pics

Standards of attraction changed. Those two in your picture, in that era, were considered weird and unattractive. Today, there's plenty of Shaggy and Velma types being lusted after.

damn user, calm your autism

>artist likes girls in glasses and sweaters
>sees Velma
>draws Velma, but with bigger tits which basically every character ever was inflicted at some point

Your pseudo science is not welcome here.

>cute
>big boobs
>showing legs
Look at that picture and tell me Velma is not supposed to be sexualised you faggot

>Shaggy
>Unattractive
It's rarely gets brought up in the original show, but Shaggy is the school's track-star. There's a reason he can keep up with a running dog. Also, he's tall.

The Venture Bros. Did it better

Daphne is better and hotter

>purple
>redhead
>petite
>stockings

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I remember first fapping to Velma when I read the JAB interracial comics. Might started my bbc fetish

This!

Velma is for beta losers who don’t even orbit because they can’t even socialize.

Everyone knows that Shaggymode is what peak male performance looks like
youtube.com/watch?v=7h9V0nDT9XU

I remember being like 6 and feeling like i was sinning for staring at her cleavage during the hot Velma moments

This is now a Jay and Silent Bob brapkino thread

youtu.be/EXMw_ORxndU?t=113

My man here knows true patrician taste

Not to mention he was nailing that cute blonde chick in "Scooby-Doo and the Reluctant Werewolf", and that horny, scantily clad hillbilly in "Scooby Doo Meets the Boo Brothers"

Hasn't seen MI

>Velma
>for beta losers who don’t even orbit because they can’t even socialize.
You wanna start some shit fuckboi? Acting like Daphne ain't on Fred's dick on the daily.

This is a very good post

Fred's a faggot my dude. He wears a fucking ascot. Daphne's a textbook thot though

I love Scooby Doo.

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Velma JOI gets me going

Trolls gotta troll.

who is this? i love those fat arms

>Raimi's adaptation
Why did they cancel it?

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>cartoonfishinhalinggreensubstance.jpeg

Too skinny, too squeely, no tits

so do you think she's is into rough sex or any kinky stuff?

What if Velma was a coalburner?

Where's this from

>He doesn't jerk off to Plank

gonna need sauce lad