What would you do to you improve Baywatch?

What would you do to you improve Baywatch?

Make it hard R rated and fill it with porn stars showing off the goods.

Gratuitous feet scenes

show bobs and vegena

Tasteful penetration.

Not cast the greatest set of sits in current Hollywood and then promptly not exploit them at all.

More bob less penor

This movie was such utter shit, thought it would be good in the style of 21 jump street. Why is zac efron a roided up gym freak, he's meant to be a surfie/swimmer

actresses with bigger boobs if I'm to be honest

I know that's frowned upon in this day and age, but it would help immeasurably

replace rock with vince

Make The Rock show even more skin.

This. Remove that sticc blonde and replace her with foot goddess charissa thompson from Fox Sports. Have her just sticking her feet all over the camera.

boobs, vag, ass, pure unadulterated sex comedy fun

More people wearing that leotard swimsuit.

I thought the rock was like 6'5? What the fuck gives? chicks don't wear highheels to the beach do they?

Kung fu master red herring

Have a cast of likeable people instead of smug looking cunts like the Rock, Efron and Daddario.

>make R-rated Baywatch movie
>no female nudity
what did they mean by this?

>baywatch remake
>show a penis but no breasts vagina or ass
seriously what did they mean by this

I think they thought it would be funny to subvert the audience's expectations of female T&A. Basically they threw away all of their investors' money so they could prank their audience.

less midgets

The only really bad parts are some of the comedic bits that are obviously supposed to be partially improvised and go on too long. They should have been more properly scripted and edited.

Have Daddario sit on my face

more blowbangs

Less swear words. It was pretty infantile how all the characters had to drop F bombs in every other sentence, it was so unnecessary

This desu

Have daddario show the mammarios

Have the whole movie focus on Daddario, have her change in and out of different outfits, include sex scenes with her and every male cast member

Less litty, more titty

Show more of Daddario in that purple evening dress. Actually have her save Efron instead of the Rock so we can see her climbing out of the water soaking wet in said evening dress.

Every female cast member**

this

Make it 65% more litty and make sure tits are actually shown.

would rather see the Rock pounding away at her desu

none of them shave vaginee!

the only thing i would change is i would add humor. funny things people could laugh at. that's really all the movie needs.

Sorry user 6 foot 2 is the average female height now, you'll never make it if your not atleast six foot five now, girls dont dig dicklet manlet little boys. Maybe if you put on a bane mask you can become a big enough guy.

The women are obviously standing on boxes. In particular, look at the girl in the middle of the picture and compare where her shoulder is relative to the Rock and where her hips are relative to the Rock's.

So, an edited porn parody?

First scene in the sequel is the fat nerd getting grotesquely ripped apart by sharks.

Rock is a faggot gym rat who has to get up at 4am and eat 12 meals and work out 6 times a day to keep his physique. Vince is just a natural hard cunt.

Vince is homosexual

MOAR CUMSHOTS

Radically reduce most of the other actors parts and replace them with an expanded Daddario role, Daddario is now running on the beach and eating cakes for 30% of the film, another 30% is her being affable and trying on different outfits. 10% of the film is various other actors from the film (except the rock) worshipping different parts of her body and calling her 'my queen'.
The film now makes 10 billion worldwide and wins 10 oscars.

This.

Also, having a proper plot would have been nice, the movie seemed like the trailer scenes with pointless stuff inbetween.

wait is this unedited? why is vinces head so big

Cast girls with absurdly huge fake tits.

Make it an out-and-out romance film. Two new lifeguards, played by Daddario and pre-roids Effron, discover themselves over the course of a magical summer on the beach. They are mentored by the senior male lifeguard, played by early-2010s Gerard Butler, while his sultry female counterpart, played by early-2000's Angelina Jolie, helps them lose their inhibitions.

Fill it out with a few secondary characters and some drama, and there's your movie.

Give Efron the Rock's role and recast the Rock. The movies biggest problem is that it had two unfunny straight men trying to be funny.

Also shorten it.

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>Vince is just a natural hard cunt.
Vin Diesel is a weight machine babby

STORY! STory!! story !!! It could’ve “Miami Vice”-ish thing user. Horrible & heart wrenching episode being taken place in most wonderful joint in the world.

More naked tits, less naked dicks. How the duck they dropped the ball so badly I don’t know.