WTF have I just watched

WTF have I just watched

I'll tell you what you DIDN'T see;
Aronofsky furiously masturbating behind the camera

FROM THE DIRECTOR OF BLACK SWAN

Black Swan was actually pretty good though.

aronofsky's best

It's just a Perfect Blue ripoff

Noah was leagues better than this.

The fact that it had Jlaw didnt help either.

Babies first Christian symbolism: The Movie.

Yeah, and Perfect Blue is really good, so Black Swan ended up fine.

It's really just based on the story of black swan. Nice trips tho

Ripoff of Buñuel's "The Exterminating Angel"

This was actually pretty good. Did not deserve the hate it got.

>dude what if I just plagiarised the bible and wrote christian fanfiction with mother earth
it's as deep as a puddle

Some of us were fortunate enough not to be indoctrinated in Christian mythology as children, so I'm fine with the "depth" of the movie. Not everyone went to Sunday school.

Had JLaw being lynched while her bare tits flopped around, highlight of the movie.

Jennifer Lawrence is winning a Razzie for this. Her career is completely dead, has there ever been an Oscar winning actress fallen so far so fast?

>i'm ignorant of the foundational literature of the western canon, and that makes me proud

neither was I, the fuck kind of excuse are you making? you don't have to be a christian to know about adam and eve, cain and abel and all that babby shit

basically you're ignorant and like the film because of it. you're part of the target audience of useful idiots

>the jews are bad to mother earth and killed his son, the messiah
How did Aronofsky get away with that?

Halle Berry!!! Halle Berry.

I know the basics of course. What's wrong with Aronofsky touching on the basics? How much more in depth did you want him to go? Just admit you were triggered, and you just didn't like the premise of the film. "MUH BABIES FIRST CHRIST MOVIE" foh

>What's wrong with Aronofsky touching on the basics?
the fact that he builds his entire schtick around being "profound" and "deep"? this film is a microcosm of his mind

why are you defending this turd so hard?

A film student high budget movie

So you'd like the movie better if it was directed by an idiot? Judge the movie on its own. Most of the criticisms seem pretentious to me. "As a Christian scholar, this movie wasn't profound at all! I know more about the Bible than this supposed intellectual!" "Cupbearer, Idler, Cain and Abel? *rolls eyes pretentiously*"