You cant go in there!

>You cant go in there!
>Just watch me

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thank god Family Guy is still funny and hasn't went 200% political like south park

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>No I mean you cant go in there because that door leads nowhere

good times when family guy was funny

kek classic

back when FG used to used classic wordplay and visual gags like those Airplane movies

>and joe none of my neighbors were half the man you are and since you're half a man already that splits it into some fraction I cant even measure

>okay, I'll tell ya. You are the worst person I know. You constantly hit on your best friend's wife, the man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death, and this is how you repay him? And to add insult to injury, you defecate all over his yard. And you're such a sponge. You pay for nothing, you always say "Oh, I'll get you later," but later never comes. And what really bothers me, is you pretend you're this deep guy who loves women for their souls when all you do is date bimbos. Yeah, I date women for their bodies, but at least I'm honest about it. I don't buy them a copy of "Catcher in the Rye" and then lecture them with some seventh grade interpretation of how Holden Caulfield is some profound intellectual. He wasn't! He was a spoiled brat! And that's why you like him so much, he's you! God, you're pretentious! And you delude yourself by thinking you're some great writer even though you're terrible. You know, I should've known Cheryl Tiegs didn't write me that note. She would've known there's no "a" in the word "definite." And I think what I hate most about you is your textbook liberal agenda, how we should "legalize pot, man," how big business is crushing the underclass, how homelessness is the biggest tragedy in America. Well, what have you done to help? I work down at the soup kitchen, Brian. Never seen you down there! You wanna help? Grab a ladle! And by the way, driving a Prius doesn't make you Jesus Christ! Oh, wait! You don't believe in Jesus Christ or any religion for that matter, because "religion is for idiots!" Well, who the hell are you to talk down to anyone? You failed college twice, which isn't nearly as bad as your failure as a father! How's that son of yours you never see? But you know what? I could forgive all of that, all of it, if you weren't such a bore! That's the worst of it, Brian. You're just a big, sad, alcoholic bore. Well, see ya, Brian! Thanks for the fucking steak!

brian is the voice of reason in the family and overall great character on early seasons to become a major douche and the worst character in the show later
this is one of the many reasons family guy became a shitshow

>I'll give you 10 grand for what you have in the back
>10 grand for a bumper sticker?
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I wish this place was the same way

Reddit

>Lois a boats a boat, but the mystery box could be anything...it could even be a boat!

suck my dick, faggot

chanology was a mistake

>kek
>classic
>good times

After Seth Macfarlane used up every classical joke he ever heard or thought up while high, he had to start writing about pop culture and politics.

>hey! that's against the law
>nuh uh uh cant touch me!

t. Trump retard

>Self-insert gets called out
I wish more shows did this

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>I've fooled people before. Remeber that time I pretended to be gay?

suck my dick, faggot

How narcissistic can you be to be yelling at yourself via cartoon characters? Seth must really hate/loves himself

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Really? Liking the later seasons seems to be the more rèddit of the two

Like Brian is reddit

he was always a douche, you douche. the show just became self-aware in later seasons.

If she says Mrs Dash I'm gonna lose it

i liked this one

I saw Mrs. Dash in the spice aisle and immediately thought of this
how is Mrs. Dash? I thought about it but it was like 3.50$ and I"m not sure what it even goes on

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>You look nothing like the ad..you better be huge
>Nope I'm Peter Griffin!

always had me

classic FG moment here

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and the classic

followed
liked

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Don't you have some homework you need to finish faggot?

I unironically love older episodes of Family Guy. There's something oddly calmimg and pleasent about it.

Goes well with grilled chicken

Was it Family Guy or American Dad that had a newspaper that said "DVD players paused for headline joke"

Your mother already helped me finish it, bonehead.

American Dad is the one with the newspaper gags.

Brian turned into a redditor you faggot

American Dad, it has a headline gag in the opening titles every episode, and I think I remember seeing that one

I knew that much I just didn't think it was one of the intro gags, probably was though

Family guy had it too. model misbehavior episode

That's the one I was thinking of was just about to post it

this might've been more believable coming from someone other than a literal sex offender

>tfw been to wes' in providence
The Rhode Island references were the only thing that made this show good

Have sex

Go to sleep you have school tomorrow

It wasn't his opinion, apparently the other writers took the general complaints about Brian's character from the internet and shoved all those feelings into Quagmire because he's a character that was more slapstick than anybody early seasons where his only existence was to fuck somebody so they needed some dramatic twist in that it's the Sexual Deviant calling out the fucking cartoon Dog avatar for being a terrible character. The Same guy who has been a multiple offense sexual predator who has Spied on Lois in a Public restroom, attempted to hit on several Teens sleeping with at least one and also destroyed Cleveland's Marriage.

YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME
YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME
YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME
YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME

This episode was early puberty kino for me.

die

>The Same guy who has been a multiple offense sexual predator who has Spied on Lois in a Public restroom, attempted to hit on several Teens sleeping with at least one and also destroyed Cleveland's Marriage.
That makes him a bad person, but not a bad character

>Am I supposed to paint the penis?

>If I'm a child, you know what that makes you lois? A pedophile. And i'll be damned if I sit here and be lectured by a pervert

Same

Which is why American Dad is better because Seth Macfarlane isn't the creator, just a writer.

He started off as a writer on Johnny Bravo so it's definitely his strength.

>So you got somethin' to look at when you're talkin' to 'em!

>Three days? That's tomorrow!

>P-pea..
>T-teaar..
>Griffin
>Yeah, Peter Griffin

simpsons joke

this one always got me

Are you telling jokes? I love jokes.

How do I convince my friend family is one of the greatest animated shows ever. He thinks it's Rick and Morty

He's beyond saving.

But honestly, lots of people fell for the R&M meme because they didn't watch any other "adult" animated sitcom before.

Jets suck
Knicks suck
Yankees suck

Krypton sucks

>OH MY GOD!
>...You can talk!

I hate Quagmire way more than Brian.

Brian is a piece of shit, but Quagmire is a hypocritical sack of shit.

Was Season 4 as good as the previous 3?

Nope. That's literally the dividing line for good/bad seasons.

Just imagine the outcry the writers/MacFarlane would get
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The family guy version is funnier and more quotable.

>Holy crap in gettin' an Audi!

Such a great episode
youtu.be/KsBa-bSGlvU
>Women drinking beer. I bet you a man made that commercial
>Of course a man made it Lois, it's a commercial not a delicious turkey dinner

Oh God that’s right. Ponies...ponies like food, don’t they?

S1-S3 was kino then it all went to shit

I'm just gonna leave this here

>lusting over a literal 2/10

You just know this bitch has to wax off a mustache every few days

>It's your fault we have so much crime in this country and it's your fault we have so much violence in this country
>you are ruining our society and you should be ashamed

What's the word for comedy like this? It's strangely comfy. It's like the frog tropes threads except with 70's and 80's cliches.

You have horrible taste in women

it's MacFarlane's face sumperimposed via fakeapp.
Dissapointed in you guys.

Woah...

Misdirection?

This post here isn't entirely true. While Family Guy got a lot more >lol random and sometimes cringy, some of the best episodes of the series are after season 3. Check out Quagmire's Dad, which is probably the funniest of the entire show. Higher highs, but much lower lows. Don't believe the "Family Guy is now terrible" meme

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Dillion Harper is SETH MACFARLANE?

american comedy

el goblino...

its called stupid as fuck.