So was the Iron Giant Soviet or what?

So was the Iron Giant Soviet or what?

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I thought he was an alien or something but I haven't seen it since it was in the theaters

Yes, he was helping boomers become paranoid wypipo so they would all grow up and vote Trump in 2020. Congratulations, you just solved the Russian meddling.

Nah, that was Yuri et al.

>I not gun
HE WAS A LIBKEK!

no he was japanese Havent you seen gundam

Bro what the fuck is a gundam?

It was Vin Diesel.

>"russian meddling was a complete hoax"

Lel
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Sup Forumstards on complete suicide watch

>"Superman...."

>Being so retarded you can't use Google
>Calling people bro on the internet
How's it going faggot

>fired lasers
Pretty sure he was alien tech

$1 million spent in bots. Hillary spent 1.3 billion.... hmm...

Russians just wanted to shitpost and sew mistrust and discontent. Mission accomplished, comrades.

I don't give a fuck about that old hag. It's just nice to see dumb faggots utterly BTFO after a year of calling it completely fabricated. Even if Hillary paid for all of the bots with her own direct money it still proves me right to all the faggots who called me a shill for saying the meddling happened.

>literally came from outer space
>WAS IT SOVIET
am i missing a meme here.
also, i cry almost every time

if you want to discuss current politics fuck off to Sup Forums or reddit

>hurr durr everything I don't like is Sup Forums

fuck you

It was an alien machine meant to exterminate humanity but it got hit on the head and forgot its missions

WHERES THE GIANT MANSLEY

>I can kill people, but I'm not a gun
sounds like he just BTFO gun-grabbers desu

>wants to use the tv board for discussing politics instead of the politics board

What am I talking about? I'm talking about your goldarned security, Hogarth! While you're snoozing in your widdle jammies, back in Washington we're wide awake and worried! Why? Because everyone wants what we have, Hogarth! Everyone! You think this metal man is fun, but who built it? The Russians? The Chinese? Martians? Canadians? I don't care! All I know is we didn't build it, and that's reason enough to assume the worst and blow it to kingdom come! Now, you are going to tell me about this thing, you are going to lead me to it, and we are going to destroy it before it destroys us!

>implying reality tv doesn't exist

HOW ABOUT YOU GET YOUR FUCKING (((POLITICS))) OUT OF MY TV AND FILM, HUH?!? YEAH I KNOW IT'S ART AND ALL AND ART SHOULD ADDRESS THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS IN LIFE, BUT I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WAKKANDA AND WHYPPO OK?

So they stole the plot of Dragon Ball?

Still irrelevant to this thread. You're just trying to derail

obviously you're not a golfer

If I wanted to derail your shitty thread I'd get dubs

I'm gonna go with "what", and by that I mean Wakanda

It's not my thread

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Subtext of this movie is that the Giant saved the world from one nuke, yet was himself a weapon that would destroy humanity itself, or at least subjugate it. You could say he was a symbol of industrial and nuclear progress, and how literally only childlike innocence could save us from the terror of a literal war machine aka the ussr and NATO

>tfw no giant space dragon vs iron giant ending as in the book

I get why they didn't include it but it could've been good for a sequel.

zero evidence it was connected to trump tho, cry more sweetie *sips tea* ;)

It was a russian machine meant to exterminate capitalism but it got hit on the head and forgot its missions

it was literally the plot of superman

The truth is closer than you think.

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he was suposed to be a black guy

It's like you never watched the movie user
youtube.com/watch?v=OSjqF5tR894

It's run of the mill bullshit that always happens. The charge was muh collusion.

>be me in 6th grade
>have to write a parody story after teacher read to us Stinky Cheese Man
>decide to do one on the Iron Giant
>his eyes are always squinting like Stewie in the first two series of Family Guy and loves to dance
>he dances to the macarena and pops out metal boobs as he shakes them
>during the infamous scene where Hogarth has to sneak out Iron Giant's hand out the window and the pointed chin CIA guy gets his face caught in the door, Hogarth pisses on him. When CIA gets his face out, Hogarth's mom gives him a disgusted look
>end is Iron Giant farting on the town and exiting to outer space for God knows what reason.

The teacher nicely told me it was too good for school so I should start over.

You do know that we also meddle in the politics of other countries too desu