Did anyone else get this joke at the time?

Did anyone else get this joke at the time?

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No

I mean shit I didn't even realize I got circumcised until I watched porn when i was like 11

I didn't know what circumcised meant until I was in my junior year of high school.

I feel bad for you guys.
Mutilated at birth. Fucking sick society.

Fuck off Sup Forums.

I'm and I don't go to Sup Forums at all, but I wish I wasn't circumcised.

I didn't know what circumcision was until I was cut at 11 on vacation in a third world country.

>not wanting children to be mutilated is Sup Forums
Guess this definitively proves that pol are the good guys, then.

More american women prefer circumcision, have fun qtipping your smegma lol

>cut on vacation
>at 11
For what purpose.

>on vacation in a third world country.
Did you enjoy your stay in the US?

You know you can wash your body, right?

Because it was supposed to be my passage to adulthood.

I wish. I heard they use anesthesia there.

>American women
Just threw up in my mouth.

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>Thread has anything even remotely related to circumcision.
Oh boy, this is gonna be good!

I didn't even know what circumcision is until like 15 or so.

I dont think anons are capable of grooming themselves effectively.

>women
Where do you think we are?

Mods are going to shut it down because they're triggered by anything that isn't a general thread full of the same shitty circle jerking every single time.

Watch a circumcision video and then give us your opinion on the subject.
If you're still okay with it, then don't ever have kids.

You mean americans furiously defending their mutilated dicks and denying that it's just them, the Muslims and the Jews, while the entire civilised world is horrified and mocks them mercilessly?
Yeah, those are great threads.

Well anons, i tell my history about circumcision:
I born with a large foreskin in my penis, i can't pee in that state, so; i got a circumcision.
Not religious or cultural, only for medical purporse.
I had a bigger glande by that, so good

>procedure you dont even remember so that your dick is more attractive to women and cant get foreskin tears

Wow how horrific i dont know how anyone can recover, i'm still going to therapy from my memories of birth trauma

You guys like cereal, right?
hahahaha

Some fun facts about circumcision in the us.

Your average circumcision costs between 200 and 500 us dollars. It is a big business for hospitals, and for this reason American doctors recommend it by lying about the necessity of having it done.

Most of the circumcisions of infant boys in the US happens on the behest of their mothers, based on their own sexual preferences. They believe that genital mutilation will benefit the women their son will eventually have sex with, regardless of the problems it may cause their child.

Circumcision is invasive cosmetic surgery on newborns, often done with no aesthetics when preformed on infants, despite the fact that infants can feel pain just as clearly as an adult. The reasoning behind this is that they won't remember the pain.

You don't have to remember it for the physical trauma to have had an effect on a vulnerable, developing brain.

>Sup Forums
Nah, Sup Forums used to have a lot of circumcision threads 7 years ago, if anything we are going back to our roots.

You actually do have to remember it, or else the trauma of being born would fuck everyone up. That trauma doesnt fuck people up because a child's brain doesnt retain that shit.

Being born is a thousand times worse than a circumcision, and people turn out fine.

Anyone who says shit like; "go back to Sup Forums" haven't even been here for a year. This is undebatable truth, so don't even bother with them.

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Why do you think Muslims and Americans are so angry all the time user?

Sup Forums is pro circumcision, btw

Right, because everyone browsing this site is at the peak of mental health.

Internalized aggression about their mothers paying to have their already small dicks cut smaller?
Can't even blame them, it's the matriarchy's first attack on them and it scars them for life.

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>I wish. I heard they use anesthesia there.
Nope.

>my poor parents who had me a year out of highschool spent 200-500 dollars making sure my penis was aesthetic
Goals

That doesn't mean this thread is Sup Forums related if only OP's post is.

It is not tho

>I'm okay with mutilating my sons dick without his consent
I guess pro-choice only applies when you're a woman.
Also women aren't going to sleep with you just because your dick is cut. They care about your face and general physique and the size of your wallet more than anything.

All the other aspects of religion?

If you mutilate the genitals of your sons, you need to do the same to your daughters.
Gender equality matters, right?

this isn't even true, even in America women prefer intact men on average and even those who prefer circumcised cite experiencing discomfort during copulation.
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No, it isn't. Like any other board you've got a lot of people coming out for and against it.

The issue with discussing circumcision with people who have been circumcised is that it's an extremely complicated problem to unpack. Most people who have been circumcised aren't going to want to feel as if they were unnecessarily mutilated, and they're DEFINITELY not going to want to acknowledge that it was their parents that authorized that mutilation. Having never known what it was like to be intact (for infant circumcisions), they have no frame of reference to compare their current level of sensation to. It's difficult to maintain a level of anger towards the loss of something if you can't remember what it was like to have it to begin with, save in the case of botched circumcisions (which are more common than doctors may like to admit), where there is a constant painful reminder of what was done to them.

Unfortunately this winds up leading to people who say they will get their sons circumcised solely "because they want their kid to look like they do down there", or they rely on peer pressure arguments like "I don't want my kid to get made fun of in the locker room [for being an intact male]".

Most of all, the difficulty in talking about male circumcision is that you need to frame the conversation in a way that doesn't make it seem like you're attacking the victim of it, which immediately puts them on the defensive going forward.

Is Superman circumcised?

Since Krypton has no Judaeo-Christian or Islamic influences, there can be no such thing as circumcision there. And by the time he was found by the Kents on earth, no scalpel would be able to cut his skin anyway. So this must mean Supes' dick is normal, right?

Female circumcision happened for a long time in England to prevent masturbation, which was the same reason male circumcision took off.

>And by the time he was found by the Kents on earth, no scalpel would be able to cut his skin anyway
It depends on how much solar radiation he absorbed by the time they took him to a doctor

He wasn't hurt at all by the impact of the spacecraft crashing into the ground, and when they tried to have him vaccinated in one of the stories the needles kept snapping until the doctors gave up.

The little polling data I've seen suggests American women do prefer circumcised dicks, at least in theory. However, as an uncircumcised guy, I've only had a few women even notice.

>"I don't want my kid to get made fun of in the locker room"
Have a buddy that did just that back in high school. We only ever teased him once too. But that was enough to make him feel left out or insecure to have the procedure.
Then we made fun of him for being a conformist sheep.
Those were the days.

Unless you're a Southern African or an Israeili, this is a complete lie.

Superman's dick may not look like a human dick at all. He could have a dog dick for all we know.

>there are people on the planet earth that condone the forced genital mutilation of completely helpless and vulnerable newborn children not yet even capable of speaking

This world is vile

Maybe kryptonians are born without it.

I just posted a study that comprehensively asked about satisfaction and preference.
Few women would notice because even in America circumcision is declining, they just took longer than the rest of the first world.
Ironically Sup Forums circumcision threads end much quicker because of flags.
Literally only Americans defend it, even Israelis say it's stupid.

>kryptonians are 99% similar to humans in terms of looks
>but born without foreskin to protect the penis glands because Americans remove it as part of a religious ritual

Hm, gonna have to say no sir.

>american women

Stay away from me.

>american women

They got dem STDs

Don't come hanging around my door
You stupid gold digging cockwhore
I've got more important things to do
Than spend my money taking care of you

Reminder that one of the main reasons we still do circumcision here in America is because a cereal manufacturer with substantial political power wanted to sell his cereal as an "anti-masturbation" cure for children and coupled it with the promotion of male geneital mutilation.


Thankfully, recently circumcision has been dying down in this country due to more availability to medical information, secularist ideals, and increased surgery costs giving parents less incentives to do it to their infants.

((((Their)))) propanganda seems to be working.

Costs be damned, no son of mine is going to grow up with a healthy, intact penis!

I wouldn't have understood.
I'm the first in my family to not be circumcised, when I accidentally saw my dad's penis as a kid when he left the shower I figured that's just what grown up doodles look like.
My parents just figured I should get to choose, which I grateful for otherwise I'd be the only guy my age without a foreskin.

idk about other guys,but i can pull my foreskin back and wash myself like a non-autist

it's not common knowledge for men but women get smegma too.
It's just oil buildup from your genitals, so of course vaginal folds can accumulate them just like penile folds.
Know why most guys aren't aware of this?
BECAUSE WOMEN FUCKING WASH THEMSELVES

Americans tend to have very poor hygiene, I think. Otherwise, "Your dick will be dirty if you leave it in one piece!!" wouldn't be that common an argument.

Isn't the whole point of getting your foreskin chopped so you can't jack it properly, hense the whole """lotion""" thing, that'd fucking suck, I love just being able to whack it whenever

literally just jerk off with some body wash while you're in the shower

Was masturbating easier with a foreskin?

It's so fucking sad that Americans can only jack it with spit, lotion or lube. Imagine needing an aid to do the most natural thing next to eating.

ok? dont worry, i know girls get smegma when they suck at washing their flaps. Did you know that if you have sex with a girl that has a yeast infection your dick will look like it's covered in cottage cheese when you pull out?

i just thought using qtips was weird

20-80% is a pretty wide margin.

idk, but i'm right handed but i use my left hand for masturbate...

Who here was born circumsized?

DOOOOOOOOONT DO THIS!!!!!!

Golden Age, Silver Age, and Post-Byrne all had super-durable skin

The only canon Superman that didn't have powers as a baby was Byrne era Supes

>Used to think this was all a meme
>Pull back foreskin securely behind dick head and attempt to fap with just strokes and lube
>Shit's the most awful feeling
>Never came

These were the US rates back in 2009.

I was remarking in general, I mean it's not exactly helpful having a category that covers 60% of the results, compared to two representative extremes that have only 20%. Speaking of which, why does the Midwest, hell, even South have such a high percentage compared to West?

I'm not mad that I was circumcised I'm mad that they didn't save it and pickle it so I could make a foreskin ring out of it and wear it on my finger.

Americans are clean crazy, actually. But media portrays foreskin as something that's hard to clean, so the vast majority of circumcised American men think so.

Apparently rates of circumcision are higher in rural areas than urban ones overall.

I'm cut and never needed lotion or lube to jack it. I tried it once in my early teens because that's how everyone always said they did it and I thought it was too messy and embarrassing noisy. My skin moves back and forth just fine.

Also I don't know why this is always such a debate on Sup Forums when most people here haven't and probably won't have their dicks touched by a girl or her pussy anyway.

They needed your foreskin to make face cream for post-menopausal Boomer women, user.

This.

I had heard of the term but I didn't really understand the concept. When people asked if I was circumcised or not, I'd tell them "No" simply because I wasn't even aware that part of my dick was missing.

At least some part of my weiner touched a woman.

Neat stuff. Any reasons in particular? Somewhat doubt it's due to percentage of Jewish and Muslim minorities. Especially in the South. Is it just a remarkably American thing to stop your kid from wanking his brains out to yogurt commercials?

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I'm circumcised and I jack off dry fine all the time
I think you guys just aren't used to it

American Christians are more heavily influenced by Judaism than Christians in other countries, IIRC.

>Also I don't know why this is always such a debate on Sup Forums when most people here haven't and probably won't have their dicks touched by a girl or her pussy anyway.
that's exactly why these discussions are so prolific here.
Because most posters are virgins they have to hope at least they'll be good enough if they ever do get laid.
Thus they are incredibly self-conscious about anything that could pose as a disadvantage to them as a potential partner.
Dick size, circumcision, height, race, all make for easy bait.
The reason people will reply to BLACKED threads, the reason people will argue over circumcision or which women are the least slutty or what things make you a cuck is because this site is a haven of men who see their lives as "just begining", who think this stuff really matters to normal people and that in order to be happy they need to be assured they statistically have good odds.
"It's okay that I'm a virgin, I'm 6ft tall and white that means I win r-right?"
"I'm circumcised that's the best one right? I'm uncircumcised that is better right?"

But what do I know, I'm just a 5'1 tiny dick, circumcised black man with a women's studies degree who plays a 3DS in public

Is it weird I just use my thumb and middle and index finger to jack off?

>plays a 3DS in public
People get mad at people who play their gameboys in public?

>Playing video games in public.

>"I'm barefoot and I walk over gravel fine all the time"
>"I think you guys just aren't used to it"
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if you're not a crossboarder, Sup Forums had a tripfag who was a stoner but ironically made anti-weed mspaint comics that got lots of replies.
This same poster or someone posing as him, I can't remember, made a comic depicting anyone playing a 3DS in public as a loser, while cool people play on their phones or read books.

Although it was his very typical form of bait, there were people influenced by it, so now autists get super overly self-conscious about even doing that.
see this guy

I'm sometimes genuinely surprised by the quality of the average Sup Forums poster.

Nah, but people will think of you as a manchild if you're over a certain age.

If I'm bored on a subway or bus I don't see a problem with it. As long as the sound is off so it won't disturb people around me.

>South Korea

over a certain weight*

Neckbeards look like neckbeards regardless of what they're doing.
Normal people can pull it off.

>If you don't mutilate the genitals of children you are a nazi
Fucking hell Sup Forums