RISK THREAD

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Starts when 5 nations are claimed.

To cross a river or sea you must spend 5t when you expands and 8t when you attack somebody. 5t/8t spends for each sea that you cross.

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youtube.com/watch?v=-RTrRbieIWE
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottoman–German_alliance
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franco-Ottoman_alliance
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Constantinople_(1204)
youtube.com/watch?v=1ft9iuZu0AI
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Antioch fix

Slaugther the Serbshits, leave no Serbian alive

Attack Germany more.

March into Berlin.

While you advance forward a few tiles, the Spanish soldiers cuck your citizens. Lol.

Russia
Holy Russian Orthodoxy
Yellow

I am abstaining from the war, Serbia, Crimea,
do as you will, but I will not fight unless attacked. Willhelm, you are acting rashly.

A war between Christians is not my place.

Take Roman Africa and Sicily. Push further into the peninsula! Defend from any of their attacks.
youtube.com/watch?v=-RTrRbieIWE God wills it that I defeat this massive threat.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottoman–German_alliance
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franco-Ottoman_alliance
Truly the Catholic church keeps it word,just ask Constantinople during the 4th Crusade.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Constantinople_(1204)

Thanks for not being a faggot and ganging up on me like a certain some couple of countries.

Take the UK and Ireland.

Ignore muslim attacks, destroy the deceiver of Christ (Serbia)

If it means the death of me so be it.

>leave no Serbian alive
Christian genocide, hahah. Yet you claim to be of the Lord.
I respect your opinion. Unfortunately, I believe Wilhelm will not rest until we are dead, it is him or us.

Then get ready because i'm getting bored.

KILL THE RUSSIAN.

Expand across the east side of the caspian sea, spills toward the Aeral.

Conflict, Saladin? So shall it be done.

Are there any absent nations I can overtake? :3

Ah, yes. You want to conquer Serbian land, with the man who swears that he will genocide Serbian Christians if he conquers the empire. Who do you think he will go for, next? Once we're dead, you will fall to both him and the Druze.

This is sad. You're the definition of a bad Risk player. You pussied out of a real fight because you didn't expect to get fucked like you did and now go for the country that is vulnerable. You are a coward. And I'm sure the Druze will give me back the lands you will steal from me as he has balls, much like Spain and Russia.

Serbs are not Christians nor people, they are savage animals half-demons that must be purged

Kilt Federation.

Crimea > Defend and push back; if not being attacked into pushing into Neutral Romania and neutral slav lands
Are you attacking me, to be clear?

>Most Serene President Ash of The Crimean Republic

Kilt Federation, but you'll be fucked by Benis.

Krauts, literally the chaos causers of Europe since the fall of Rome.

The LORD detests lying lips, but he delights in people who are trustworthy.
Proverbs 12:22

Serbia will pay, if not in this life...in hell they will burn.

Brazilians cannot think the way ethnic Europeans can, can they?

If you began to attack the Germans it would be a funny turn of events. Just saying.

By God I am in such a terrible position, sigh.

Great :D

If I can roll this turn, I'm going for the Kilt filling of southern Britain.

If you attacked the Germans for bantz, it would be funny.

>Serbshit causing more Christian slaughter

He grows more rash with every passing day...

You are a moron. I tried to be nice, but I will destroy you and your dying empire next round. You will perish because you are the one who has denied Christ, and denied us. I am not your judge, though. You are so quick to judge us, but God is the ultimate judge here.
He has Russians to defend.

MUPDATE

Not if you show me your ass.

But really no, i'm just attacking yellow

Fill Ireland.

But I can not invade Germany, my own country will soon be in contest with Saladin.

Drive the Celtiberians away from my land, slaughter every last Pagan Celt

Take Sardinia, spill into Rome. My fleets will conquer them if God wills it.

Oh damn.

Push Benis out of Ireland and invade it's British territories.

And who knows, maybe he'll attack you 'subhuman' fellow Slavs next then claim that it was you attacked him. I would tear that alliance to pieces and fuck him up before that, if I were you.
You're a manipulative Jew, nothing more needs to be said.

Saladin, are we at war? I'd like this to be formal to some degree.

Alright this it, push into moscow with all your might.

Attack the fake Christian Deus niggers.

DESTROY THE DISGUSTING LYING SERPENT SERBIA

Hahah.
Good luck on your war, my friend.
You too, fellow celt.

SHIIIIIT

Defend against Arab invasion
(Renounce alliance with Germany)

Take the last bit of Roman Africa, attack and conquer Sicily and Corsica. Advance further into the Italian peninsula with all I can! Defend from any attacks.

Nicky is no longer alive

You filthy fucking Slavs have killed him

Haha, Jesus is laughing at your singles.

And good luck to you with yours.

Roll to start a revolution in the german empire

What's so funny, everyone gets these shity rolls eventually.

That's what they need. They are currently controlled by Jews.

That happened a lot quicker than expected, your true colors have shown, Willhelm. This is unfortunate!

Celts and Serbs are not white, therefore they must be wiped out

Welp lol.
Good luck.

youtube.com/watch?v=1ft9iuZu0AI

I guess it's just how you said it in the post then got bad luck. Enjoy your war.

What really. can you do that.

YOU KILLED NICKY

Accept peace or you will parish.

*reminds me of this

You would kill Jesus because he was a Jew?

What are your terms?

Benis Empire my fellow Aryan brother! Let's upgrade our NAP to an alliance as we are both fighting against non-white hordes!

Crimea > Neutral Slav lands
Can we upgrade our NaP into an alliance, oh wise and solemn prophets? The death of your father grieved me deeply, and I know no greater way of tribute than to deepen the bonds of our family and people.

>Most Serene President Ash of The Crimean Republic

Oh well whatever.

Serbs are the ones who kept the Ottomans out while the Germans ALLIED with them in WW1 and with Arabs in WW2. Get to fuck.

Jesus wasn't a Jew, he was the son of God and as we, Aryans are the purest race in the earth we are God's truest image. Therefore Jesus was an Germanic Aryan

Nicholas is alive and well, jewspawn! It is Willhelm that is dead! You have become a husk of a nation!

We all the Judeo-Bolshevik hordes have taken over your nation """Nicholas II"""

Nice to see you dumped that faggot. You should resolve your issues with the Arab Union and btfo those cucks.

Crimea, Serbia, ive no war with Christians, perhaps a NaP can give us some respite on our borders?

MUPDATE

KILL THE FILTHY CELTS DRIVE'EM AWAY FROM MY LAND

And what of his disciples?
There is no use of curing his autism.
Take more French land.

Ugh Push them back.

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Fill scale invasion of the Italian mainland and Sicily!
Sack and capture Rome if I have not. Defend from any attacks.

Kill those Italian faggots.

Saladin, as much as you desire a war, a more pressing matter has arisen. Our friend Willhelm has become a menace to all of Europe, and this must be resolved. I would ask you to suspend our conflict for the time being.

Keep them Benis out of Ireland!

Expand into Beni Britain.

Start a revolt in germany

Defend from Arab attack.

Bye, bye, Italia. Hahaha!!!

Remove Kilts from the UK and Ireland.

You keep Ireland.

This was the man he supported.
He will surely pay for what he's done to you.

I'd suggest this dude.

...I can see the light. Christ accept me as I walk into the light..

Genocide the deceivers of Christ (Serbia and Celtiberia)

My love, I will soon continue driving my troops swords into Kraut 'hearts' once we finish off the pizza Jews.

Meh i just want to fight someone, if you don't want to fight, i can go fight this Willhelm guy.

Allah will give us the victory. No longer will he endanger innocents.
We are forever grateful to you.

Interesting roll. It does not matter, however.

Simply defend Europe from Muslim invaders, and excommunicate Wilhelm.
He invaded first, he has lusted for our blood since the beginning.

Yeah

Then it shall be! It seems almost all of Europe is in agreement here.

I thought you weren't Muslim? Oh well, thank you for sorting out this piece of shit. I can't wait to get my hands of on the biggest Jew of all. Maybe you could even participate?

A truce it is.