Hard truths

Hard truths.

>Being proud of being lowest common denominator corporate trash

Ouch.

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Ke4y is unironically correct here though.

I would have never guessed who those character where without their full names written on their chest

Where is the jews in the sky waiting for the money

i really wish the Onion would make their satire more obvious. most idiots don't think it is satire, and agree with it.

>(((Kelly))) from the (((Onion)))

Stan Kelly is whiter than you, you fifty-six percent piece of shit.

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"Black" and "Woman" are underlined, bolded, and italicized for emphasis, kek

>deprived kids
>neglected audience
*waddles to keyboard, frothing at the mouth*
NO WE CAN'T JUST """ENJOY""" THESE (((MOVIES))).
*wheezes in pain as lungs struggle to keep pace with the rigorous activity known as typing*
UM SWEETIE THIS IS WHITE GENOCIDE, (((THEY))) ARE TRYING TO KILL US.
*fatty tears congeal in the corner of eyes, too thick and greasy to roll down cheeks, or perhaps too lazy*
WHITE WOMEN ARE GOING TO SEE THESE MOVIES AND NOT IDEALIZE WHITE MEN, AS IS THEIR OBJECTIVE BIOLOGICAL ROLE.
*heart strains to pump blood through obese veins*
IF WHITE MEN LIKE ME DON'T GET TO SPREAD OUR SEED AMONG WHITE WOMEN, THE WHITE RACE IS DOOMED, AND IT'S ALL (((THEIR))) FAULT FOR PUTTING NON WHITES IN MOVIES. I'D BE GETTING LAID IF NOT FOR THAT!
*praises Kek as the heart attack hits*
Sup Forums WAS RIGHT AGAIN!

He's right desu. Every hero is white, who gives a shit if there's a movie about a black one? The overhype and SJW shit was retarded though

Nobody would've cared if they didn't treat it like the second coming of Christ.

>Kelly likes anonymous internet opinions

This was made after onion got bought up correct?

That's a testament to how good the satire is. Idiots not catching on is part of the hilarity anyway.

HEH HEH HEH!

Why can't this cartoonist do a single thing without putting his fat balding visage in the corner adding his opinion? The comic should convey his opinion without him needing to add anything else. Ideally they should be funny too.

>waahhh why isn't cartoonist funny and have quips?!
This is serious, user. You don't get it because you're not a adult like me and other adults.

Loser.

>muh joos
grow up ffs

Are you an aging fat balding "man" too?

No, I'm a cute little bald girl.

It's literally a parody of unfunny conservative political cartoons

Just like how many people don't know about Russian propaganda and agree with it.