Th-thanks for taking me to lunch user :3 so, w-what movie a-are we going to see afterwards?

>th-thanks for taking me to lunch user :3 so, w-what movie a-are we going to see afterwards?

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Neon Genesis: Evangelion marathon

You're supposed to take her to dinner after the movie so you can have something to talk about.

wtf is that thing on her head

didnt she have a shit attitude when she posted her pic on reddit

>wanna
>bot
kill yourself. you won't be missed

Why would you want to talk about a movie? You both just saw the same movie

>Why would you wanna talk about a movie
>Sup Forums - Television & Film

I'd rather talk to her about my autistic hobbies

>tfw took gril to a movie but was too nervous to either make any moves or focus on the film.

>You do have a feminine penis right?

>Oh you aren't a younger Bailey Jay?, yeah nah pay for your own food

something to discuss once the meal arrives

What autistic hobbies do you have user?

>tfw never took a girl to movie and dinner

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It looks like people didn't like her life choices, thought she was attention-whoring, etc. and decided they want to threaten her with rape and murder. Honestly I don't know why this site gets such a bad rap when Reddit can be just as awful.

>Honestly I don't know why this site gets such a bad rap when Reddit can be just as awful.
Liberals love to project.

No, dinner, movie, and then ice cream or some other small thing where you can talk about the movie/psych yourself up to kiss her.

aaaaaand DROPPED

I like to catalogue all my books on librarything and I'm fascinated by my cities public transit system
oh you

>tfw 25 years old and never taken a girl out on a proper date
>dont know what I'd do if I ever somehow actually managed to get a date

First 15mins of Scary Movie

>kiss her
LEWD
You shyly hold her hand
>I'm going to drop a successful businesswoman

Just put your hand in the middle and try to hold hands first.

I like to make my own laundry detergent

>oh you
Liberal women always go for the "um like sweetie u should judge women on their personality k not their looks" line yet they're some of the most shallow individuals out there when it comes to dating.

That’s why you go to the movies on like your 3rd date. That way you can just lightly touch each other the whole time. Put your hand on her thigh and that kind of thing. Constant flirting and touching for an hour or two will get her incredibly worked up and then you take her home and stick it inside her.

The only movie you're gonna be watching is the top of my head bobbing up and down in your lap

>being this butthurt
>expect the internet to be all praise
Lmao.

Lmao... I'm not trying to defend everything she says. I looked at that under -150 post and yeah, it reads like a dumb 19-year old who thinks they're the shit. Doesn't mean I want her to get raped and murdered.

I'd rather watch the movie desu

Movies are the worst dates to take a girl you barely know on, second only to concerts/shows/clubs which are fucking awful.

Reading posts like this always makes me anxious and kind of relieved that I'm a 29 year old virgin

I can hardly imagine why anyone goes to the trouble of dating

That’s why you don’t go to kino on an early date. I went to the remake of Total Recall years ago during the middle of summer. Date was wearing short shorts. Constantly just lightly stroked her inner thigh with my fingers. First time I fucked her was when I got her home after that movie. It works, trust me on this.

Sounds like somebody is getting laid.

Because being inside a woman, especially one you’re getting to know and starting to fall for, is pretty great senpai.

>tfw the seats are those recliner seats and she's too far away

My recliner seats are still connected and the armrests go up. Makes it even easier.

>be white
>take white female date to black panther
>pay extra for those seats that shake with action
>Michael B Jordan comes on screen
>she bites her lips, me too desu
>she really enjoys the action sequences
>drank a lot of coke cuz she got dehydrated

>dinner, popcorn, candy, ice cream
I'm gonna hafta shit at some point, user.
I don't think you're supposed to shit on dates.

Actually, for me, movie dates are one of the best dates I can go to with my wife.

The first movie date I went to was Treasure Planet in IMAX.

It was amazing, and it's actually our favorite movie date of all time and our favorite Disney film of all time.
We were making out during the end credits, and it was nice.
Plus, watching the movie in IMAX 70mm and with a really strong surround mix was rad.

She had to leave a year after the date but we still kept in contact with each other. And I did visit her from time to time, even going on some other movie dates like (500) Days of Summer (which we also really enjoyed), even if our relationship was on hold.

And when we reunited, just three years ago, our relationship was in full speed again.
We got married just three months ago.

Our first movie date as husband and wife was The Last Jedi, which we also really enjoyed.

And my wife is the most adorable person that I have ever seen.

>Treasure Planet
Post it.

>relationship was on hold
user...

Just skip the candy and popcorn. You don’t need to eat at the movies, fatty.

>he loves his wife
Just wait.

We were sure that we were meant for each other.
But alas, sometimes, fate has other things in mind.

So, we went out to see if there were others meant for us.
During that time, I had a ridiculous amount of exes that I lost count a very long time ago.

Meanwhile, she apparently couldn't find a single guy who loves her the same way I love her.
Plus, she told me that she broke up with her very few exes before they even had sex.

So yeah, she never has sex until the times I visit her and when we reunited.

>Swiftie tripfag
>posts the classic blog of fucking his wife during an IMAX screening of Treasure Planet for the (500)th time already
Here we go again.

>she never has sex until the times I visit her and when we reunited
user...

The second date I went on with my current gf was a screening of The Revenant. She nearly puked when Leo drank water and it drained out his neck and then he had to sew it back up

Thankfully she gave me another chance. Her taste in movies is hit and miss but she absolutely loves Generation Kill which is kind of weird.

A Movie is a shit date.

You and your wife really love JGL, don't you both?
Also, do you and your wife both have fully-working cyborg arms?

Here you go.

What's your problem with them?

>confused by the duality of human beings
You're not ready for women

>I like to catalogue all my books on librarything
y-you mean a bookshelf user?
*Drying noise from lower crotch*

Accidentally brought my wife to Zero Dark 30 on our 2nd date. I had no idea the torture scenes were in the movie. She really isn’t into seeing violence, but she sat through it regardless.

>um excuse me sweetie women & men are different k there's like a um like duality ok sweetie
So then why are there so many fucking women insisting on acting like men nowadays? Why do women say "um excuse me sweetie we aren't shallow we just like a guy with a really gr8 personailty" then proceed to date sex offenders and child rapists? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

wait so she is a stripper?

>fucking women insisting on acting like men nowadays
>um excuse me sweetie we aren't shallow we just like a guy with a really gr8 personality
Real women don't actually say and do stuff like that you just spend too much time on the internet

Look at your grandma or mother - bet they can cook, maybe even mend/fix things - chicks these days cant even order a damn pizza, let alone coo a meal for 4, or sew up a hole in their socks.

>Treasure Planet
>(500) Days of Summer
>The Last Jedi (he had a cameo)
What is it with you, your wife, and JGL?

My wife can cook. She’s gotten much better since we first started dating. I could barely eat the food she cooked for me on our first date.

My grandma is actually a shit cook but my mom is alright at that kind of stuff.

>Real women don't actually say and do stuff like that you just spend too much time on the internet
Nah, they do. Work at a call center or a hospital or somewhere with a lot of female co-workers sometime. Especially the whole "um like just like fake it till u make it lol idk a good personality really counts" and then when the client comes down from corporate the first thing they say is "omg that guy is like totally daddy, i'd let him take me any night"

haha yeah he must have a really great personality even though they havent talked to him yet and he hasnt even opened his fucking mouth since he walked in the room 5 seconds ago

Unironcally kys. The world doesn’t need anymore cucks or thots

The one and only answer is Salò. If she can sit through the whole thing, she's yours

confirmation bias.
go to a STEM university and talk to smart women

>go to a STEM university and talk to smart women
I have a crippling inferiority complex so that's never happening. That's like telling a jew to go to a mosque. I genuinely don't feel like I would belong there.

Kek. Very subtle cuck pasta. This b8 will catch a lot of fish.

>It’s called niidle boys it’s a show about heroin addicts. The budget was $9,000 and it’s just absolute kino. I just need to google directions to the art house theatre okay, my lovely?

Teach me how to get a gf Sup Forums

Another user here, I'm in stem but those kind of girls are the norm these days.


guess pure chivalrous and good people are only on Sup Forums or religious

>those kind of girls are the norm these days
What did you mean by this

just b yourself

>You will never have her

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>>You will never have her
>tfw she will never cheat on you behind your back and constantly chastise you for not earning more than chad or her, despite your socio-economic background and societal structure long ago defining your earning potential
feels bad man

Hide all your emotions deep inside until you explode during mid-life crisis

this