I’m at a movie theater in America and this is what they gave me to “hold me over through the trailers” until the...

I’m at a movie theater in America and this is what they gave me to “hold me over through the trailers” until the buffet opens when the film starts. Wtf is wrong with you people?

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That's so fucking dry, where is all the melted cheese? I hope you left a bad review

Why did they give you the children's size? I hope you complained to the manager.

those portions are tiny, which commie theater did you go to?

>no crab legs
Nice bait OP. American kinoplexs have a mandatory 6 minimum crab legs per paying customer, for an extra surcharge of $44.95 + tips

>until the buffet opens
Srsly OP did you think anyone would be fooled by this? Like the buffet is ever closed you stupid idiot.

Where's the dipping sauce?

They really expect that to hold you over while you wait for crab leg burgers

what does your country's trailer meal come without cheese and bacon or something?

also wheres the large soda?

Where's the 64 oz. soda? They ripped you off bad what the fuck.

Where is the child slave/concubine (he's white, don't worry) they provide to carry things like this?

>not eating an entire pan of lasagna during the movie
Fucking plebians man, I swear to god.

mustve been one of those hipster places where the portions are smaller for “artistic merit”
where my country gone?

This but a party sized tray of stouffers chicken enchiladas.

good choice lad good choice, you get em with the extra dippin sauce?

What kind of backwoods theater doesn't give you condiments for your fried platter?

>Not bringing in a Millers Mountain Melt
>Not enjoying french fries, and honey bbq chicken tendies all covered in bacon bits, cheese and green onions with ranch dippies

I usually get two for a movie, one with honey bbq tendies, the with garlic parmesan.

Woops, forgot kino snack pic.

why didn't you get the large? It comes in a Wheelbarrow

Unironically looks good

>didn't even upgrade to the cheesy tots

your beyond help OP

You fucking cunt, I haven't eaten all day and I have jack shit in my fridge. Shame on you.

Girl to the left of the fountain is gorgeous.

The fat is strong in this thread

Shame on you for being a broke cunt with no balls.

Not broke, I just work bad hours to get any grocery shopping done. For some reason the only 24 hour places reasonably near me are in the hood, and they are always shit for having anything fresh.

that's ridiculous. i don't know how they expect you to survive on that. i went to my local kinomax yesterday to watch BLACK PANTHER. movie was mediocre but the food was great. we had a complimentary pre-seating chicken and waffles platter to prepare us for the trailer course. the trailer course was my favorite bit because we paid a bit extra for the vip seating where we got sit in front of a trough filled with mac n cheese. when you finished your portion, they came by with a few buckets and topped it up.

i was still a bit peckish when the movie finally started after 5 minutes of starters but then they finally opened up the buffet

the retard is strong in you

>crab leg burgers
kek

America, baby.

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>projection

just remove those disgusting scallions

I probably wouldn't even use the ranch desu. I hate ranch dressing

amerilards are fucking animals
kim press the button

you're just a piece of shit then

It's really hard to imagine people eat like this daily. I don't think I could eat in a day what James K eats in a meal.

nah you can kys along with your meme dressing, all I need is a glass of milk

>vegetarianism is unhealthy starter pack

I can feel my arteries closing looking at that pic.

>imagine being this miserable

Oh I'll show you miserable.

>he has that saved on his computer
miserable indeed

Bait

>I’m at a movie theater in Europe and this is what they gave me to “hold me over through the trailers” until the buffet opens when the film starts. Wtf is wrong with you people?

That looks tasty as fuck

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Jokes on you, I used Sup Forums X's post image from link feature.

>wah im entitled to more!!! feminism halp!!!
Roasties literally BTFO.

>he doesn't eat in his kinoplex's feeding trough to save on money
nice try, brainlets

They called him the GREY MAN.

He was a CHILD RAPIST, y'know? C'MON, that's not funny?! The hell?! My goodness *constant snickering*. Anyway, this FISH, who was a REAL, JERK..!, you see what he'd do was, he'd corner littler girls in the room and then rape and kill them. Which is horrible of course.

Is this another EU jealous of America thread? Enjoy those beans for breakfast you inbreds

why do you think burgers are so fat over there in lardistan? there would be fewer dead kids at school shootings if those fatties could run faster. but hey, they eat kinder eggs in one bite so who cares about the united states of degeneracy...

>classic meme thread
>autistic amerilard gets butthurt

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>third worlders so skinny they can outrun bullets
Id pay to see a race user, good american money.

are you berrrrlind? that shit is covered in thick gooey orange cheesey goodness f am al am

In 10 years, movies will be compared to elevator music as eating will be the most important part. Seats will become tables and the Michelin book will start review theaters.

>beans for breakfast
Bongs are not EU anymore

Agreed

a thread trying to insult americans, never see one of those before

Oh yeah?

it's almost like one dude comes on here makes a handful of the same stale shitpost threads ~10 minutes apart that always get replies

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