Dichen Lachman

Thoughts on her career?

>Dichen Lachman
more like dalai lama

I'm not a fan of her body type.

loved her hairy vagina
was ia a merkin though it looked nice

bzzzzz

i lol'd

She has a terrible body (of work) but i still wanna fuck her character in Altered Carbon.

If theres any legitimate candidates from breast augmentations its her. Quite frankly its surprising she didnt get some in universe.

One of my high school crushes looked remarkably similar to her.

she'd be great as a submissive whore

...el extraterrestre

>she'd be great as a submissive whore

Watch Dollhouse.

What’s wrong with her face? Is this the power of the bogpill?

I'm pretty sure nobody in the world looks similar to her

They could be sisters. I'd post her but I don't want to give myself away.

Its adapted to millions of years of cold winter air being blown at her ancestors face.

Hollywood has such a hard-on for "interesting" looking actresses these days. They're all tripping over themselves to cast actresses who are like 87% weird looking 13% hot instead of just casting normal pretty girls. Like they want the street cred from tumblr for casting non-conventionally attractive women, but they also want the dude audience who watches out of some ongoing "is this chick hot or just totally ugly?" curiosity.

I watch everything she is in because I can't take my eyes off of her.

wrong

Dichen is 87% hot and 13% weird, not the other way around.

What percentage are we dealing with here?

50%?

50% German 50% Nepalese

it's literally the opposite, we get a load of Alicia Vikanders and are told that they're beautiful

she is one strange looking girl but she was ok in Dollhouse and Carbon.

would go back to her hive

My percent o meter is working it seems

I would put my Dichen her if ya know what I mean

damn I had no idea she was 36, I thought she'd be like 29-31

ching chong ching chong sucky sucky $5 dollar

hapa are disgust

>when the polygon tool gets out of hand

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Eliza and Dichen retreated to the green room, giggling and exhausted. They were wearing matching cheerleader outfits, filled with bullet holes and stained with fake blood. They had just finished another arduous day of filming "Dollhouse". It was late, and most of the cast and crew had already gone home.

"That was amazing! I can't believe you did that backflip!"

"After four tries. I thought I was going to crack my skull!" Eliza giggled.

Suddenly, Dichen groaned and doubled over in pain.

"Dichen, are you all right? I'll go get help!"
"No... wait..."

Dichen reached out for Eliza. Always the helpful friend, Eliza grabbed her to hold her up. Dichen looked longingly into her eyes. It was time. She couldn't help it. It was time.

"Eliza... I'm sorry..."
"Sorry for what?"

Dichen lunged forward, tackling the surprised Eliza to the floor. Before she could scream, Dichen bit her on the neck. Her venom injectors revealed themselves from behind her teeth, filling Eliza's bloodstream with a paralyzing agent that went directly into her brain. Dichen's animal urges were overpowering her now, erasing her doubt and guilt. Eliza swelled with fear. All she could do was move her eyes and gasp for shallow breaths.

Dichen tore Eliza's sweater and bra off, exposing Eliza's small, perky breasts. She trailed down Eliza's body to her navel, then kissed and licked her way back up to her face. She pressed her lips to hers, extending her long, snaking tongue into Eliza's mouth, then gently brushed her hair and tears away from her cheek.

"Shh. It's OK, Eliza. Don't be afraid."

Dichen hiked up Eliza's miniskirt and tore her panties aside, exposing her bald pussy. She pulled her own panties off, lifted up one of Eliza's bony legs, and crossed it with her own. She lowered herself onto Eliza, brushing the lips of her darker pussy across Eliza's, moaning in pleasure as she grazed her piercing. Then things got really weird.

Eliza could just cast her eyes down enough to see something coming out of Dichen. A long, fleshy tube extended from somewhere within her body. To Eliza's horror, Dichen lifted her hips and guided the probing flesh into her own. Eliza wasn't exactly virgin tight, but her mind lit up with pain as Dichen's tube slid deeper and deeper into her, stretching her pussy and finally pushing through her cervix. Dichen draped her body across Eliza's. She was sweating profusely now, so she discarded her own shirt and bra.

"Relax, sweetie. It will hurt more if you fight it."

Dichen was face-to-face with Eliza now, and Eliza could perceive a strangness in her eyes. Her pupils seemed fragmented, like a broken mirror, a constellation of tiny black surfaces; each and every one of them shone with sheer lust. Dichen's labored breathing seemed to be accompanied by a dull buzzing noise, like an old lawnmower."

The pressure between Eliza's legs increased. She cast her eyes downward and saw Dichen's ovipositor slowly pulsating. It was expanding and contracting as if she was trying to pass something through.

She was great in that facial abuse video.

I knew this Mexican girl who looked exactly like her. Except she had brown skin.

"Unnnh!"

Dichen cried out in pleasure and a lump appeared in the tube. Eliza silently screamed as the lump passed deep into her, then emerged out of Dichen's tip, directly into her uterus. Dichen pressed closer, grinding her hips and concealing the tube, but Eliza could feel the continued pulsations as a dozen more eggs were laid in her.

Eliza started to feel strangely... euphoric... She noticed each time an egg entered her, it hurt less. In fact, it was starting to feel kind of... nice... It wasn't so scary any more. It was kind of natural. Dichen's venom had seeped deep into Eliza's brain now, and was changing her physiology to prepare her to bring new life into the world. Beautiful, perfect life. Eliza felt the paralyzing effects start to wear off. She could move her hips a little. She wiggled them upward, trying to press harder against Dichen.

As the last egg slipped into her, she managed a barely audible moan and her body shook with pleasure. Dichen rolled off of her, dripping with sweat, eyes half closed with tired satisfaction. Eliza managed to turn her head and look at her lovingly. She felt warm and safe as Dichen gently ran her hands over her bloated, distended abdomen. "You're going to make a wonderful mother." Eliza smiled at the thought.

Why isn't this in /h/?

Looks like ER's sister

Face blind people should be shot.

Stop being a faggot onii-chan.

There are!

she's very unique looking. Is she chinese or what? I can't really tell

Half Nepalese, Half German.

proof that hapa girls are the goat

all Auzzie!

And that's a good thing!

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she's australian. all australians have big god damn heads

I WANT TO KISS THAT CUTE ALIEN!

do you think she sucked whedons cock?

i think you did

insanely pretty

weird pussy

Vikander is cute though.
This one is weird and hot in a certain way that confuses my boner.

This is the problem with Hollywood, to many pretty faces and not enough motherfuckers who can act. Its ridiculous that on US TV there are no average looking people allowed, no wonder most of it is absolute shit. This is why every bad guy or interesting character is foreign, be it a Brit, Ozzie or a Scandinavian.

I liked when Jon Safran got to sniff her panties "for science".

Every other person in Tibet could be her sister. They're incredibly inbred.

Really nice looking feet desu.

used to fap to them all the time

heard u talkin shit like i wouldnt find out

and why you should be concerned

Someone post the noods.

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