Tell me, Sup Forums

Why isn't this considered one of the greatest flicks of all time?

it is and you have trips of zeros

Because it's like a shitty Romeo and Juliet on the ocean.

I hate it because I'm pretty sure that DiCaprio's shitty death scene making me laugh kept me from getting any play for a week.

Most inappropriate laugh out loud moment of all time?

its just a really big budget chick flick with some memorable scenes

Nah, that was when I laughed out loud when the teacher was showing a blackface video to our class as an example of how racist it was.

People are embarrassed to admit they like it because of the romance, or they are contrarian try-hards.

>some memorable scenes
Just say Kate Winslet's tits, user.

Billy Zane failed to shoot the white trash, deus ex machina ocean had to finish the job.

I liked the ship sinking scenes, didn’t care for the story

I can see her face now

it is

too long

kino film

/thread. The movie would have been 100x better if it had just been a documentary on the ship.

Well I don't know about others, but to me there isn't really anything that stands out much about the plot, the characters, the acting, or the filmmaking technique (cinematography, etc.).

Technically speaking it is

watch it again
bluray quality at least
the effects have aged poorly

Because it's a shit movie.

Emotionally insincere and patronizing, egotistical, boring, shallow, etc. The scale of it is impressive but the emotional stuff is so hollow. James Cameron might legit be a sociopath

Titanic 2 - rose boggaloo