Why don’t they make a live action DBZ trilogy?

Why don’t they make a live action DBZ trilogy?

Trust me, it's coming.

Because DBZ is shit.

Yeah, after the huge success of the anime film adaptations in hollywood, it really is a mystery why nobody has taken this incredibly popular series with a passionate and widespread fanbase.

Especially after the critical reception of the last attempt to use the property.

I JUST CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY NOBODY WANTS TO TOUCH THIS FRANCHISE!

They're testing waters with all those other animoo live action movies. When they get it right, they'll ace this.

because the american version is nothing like the japanese version?

I'mma make it user. Give me like a decade to build my film cred and I'll get there

live action adaptions are for normies. If (((they))) had any brains and balls they'll do it 2D animated.

2d costs too much.

I wouldn't watch that. No one would. Wouldn't make any money. We want to see it compete with the big movie franchises right now. Would love to see it live action.

>trilogy

The Dragon Ball Cinematic Universe will be at least a dozen movies.

it would break too many bones

It can't be done without it looking fucking stupid.
>Inb4 Superman v Zod fight
Yeah that was only 5 minutes long, a whole movie in that style couldn't be done without a crazy amount of money

The "last attempt to use the property" didn't use the fucking property at all

>Goku is a high schooler
>Goku pines after Chi Chi and can't get her
>Krillin doesn't exist
>KRILLIN DOESN'T EXIST
>Goku has trouble learning basic moves let alone the kamehameha

NO.
amerifats have ruined this series enough.

for television production it depends, they'll bite the cost when it means faster production time, in turn cheaper on the long term.
people will hate if it's animated, people will hate for being live action. However, with 2D you woun't have to worry about actors getting ugly or out of shape as long as they don't begin to sound like a chain smoker. Don't get your hopes up of a DBZ movie doing gangbusters in the middle of summer. A winter or fall release would be a better fit - just start off small then work it's way up. They didn't break the bank when they made the first james bond movie, they gradually increased the budgets when the films as a series gained popularity and massive box office returns.

why dont hollywood hire nips director and writer?

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Yes because hollywood is known for doing great super-powered fistfights

That's the point.
The soil is salted. The brand is tarnished.
It's a risky move trying to adapt it after the God awful attempt that was Evolution.

Man of steel did a good job.
And I loved BP.

evolution's problem was that it was too americanized.

It's weird how people like db but hate everything about japan and the original version. Goku isn't a hero.

A lot of elements of Dragonball wouldn't translate well to live action without some adjustment