What happened to her? Did she quit acting?

What happened to her? Did she quit acting?

Dan traumatized her.

jesus, this meme never gets old

Fuck off. Dan is an upstanding citizen

t. Dan "free foot massage in my van" Schneider

Did she ever start?

damn

Flat as a board she was fucked from genetics.

sitting on my face

>tfw Miranda is getting used and abused by a horde of drunk football players at some fraternity backroom now while I'm wasting my life shitposting here.

life is unfair ;_;

These lips are made for suckin’

Calm down, Dan.

She actually looks attractive when she hides her monstrous mouth

that makes her more attractive to modern hollywood not less

She should've gone on birth control to get chemically induced large tits like all the other girls these days

Proof. Now.

She’s married to lil pump now

did you mean Dan "statutory but mandatory" Schneider?

I bet Dan gave her a "lil pump" here and there

Jokes aside, she is always at Disneyland. Something is going on here. Maybe she will be the next #metoo.

Dan is going down?

Shes quit acting and i have it on good authority she will be moving into the porn industry to film her first BLACKED scene. You can trust me!

>Dan "statutory but mandatory" Schneider?
Pretty sure it was Dan "Consent is a social construct" Schneider.

Dan "Catch Me If You Can" Schneider? Fat chance.

...

pls be true

u just know

She's been too busy getting piped down by Lil Pump to do any acting

This girl is gross and has a big jaw and all of you who think she's cute should park your parents' car in your garage and turn it on and sit in it with the windows down.

lowtest soyboy

>should park your parents' car in your garage and turn it on and sit in it with the windows down.
but why ?

Probably they run a train on her. Lucky dudes.

To each his own, but that's a little pathetic.

I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.

It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.

She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.

It was the worst night of my life.

Her feet is perfect too. No wonder uncle Dan loved her so much.

>I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty
you are so gay, faggot

You wouldn't have liked seeing your childhood getting spitroasted and painted in cum either. Fucker.

Fair enough, dude. More details? Was she roofied?

underrated cutie

No way man, she was completely fucked on cocaine and booze though. She seemed to be enjoying all of it too.

so right

>no bump
why?

Good for her then. Its her life and her body, she can do whatever she wants.
How many players fucked her?

I couldn't keep track to be honest. When I came in they were already going for like 2 hours. Then I had to be there for another three. It's all so fucked.

Hot story. Continue, for science.

pics or it didn't happen

I bet she put some fight before she was completely drunk. USC is well know for roofies.

Dan is everywhere

We are joking, but who knows... 90% of Sup Forums threads are pure shit, but mods are only "no-bumping" this thread. Very curious.

>When I came in they were already going for like 2 hours.
Any of the man told you what happened before you were there? greentext it if you want.

I just want to talk about an actress I like.
Hope to see more of her soon.

Love her too, but there is nothing to talk about her right now. Sometimes I think she really quit acting. Kinda sad.

hairy down there?

>you will never sniff her hair