You a photographer?

>You a photographer?
>I'm a combat correspondent.
>Well, you seen much combat?
>I've seen a little on TV.
>You're a real comedian.
>Well, they call me the Joker.
>Well I got a joke for you. I'm gonna tear you a new asshole.
>Well, pilgrim, only after you eat the peanuts out of my shit!
>You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?

Have two human beings ever conversed like this? Everything from the dialogue itself to the delivery is so fucking awkward in an intentional or good way. It was pretty baller how everyone else in the background was going "OOOOOOOHH" like each line was a 'sick burn'.

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>is that you john wayne? is this me?
what does joker's existential crisis have to do with john wayne? what did he mean by this?

read the book

>>only after you eat the peanuts out of my shit!

wtf

>>Well I got a joke for you. I'm gonna tear you a new asshole.
What's the joke. I laughed, but there's nothing there.

And then right after this scene we have crazy earl giving a pretty profound monologue about honor and respecting ones enemies

Millitary types unironically talk like this because they're emotionally repressed weirdos who can only relate to each other by dick waving and posturing.

Jason Lee is in this movie?

>I laughed,

Pleb filter and you failed

Imagine being Matthew in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Adam Baldwin, you a fuckin' fine actor, all engaging with your blank expressions and emotional range from A to B. I would totally have this witty banter with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is get another hot head out of here. Like seriously imagine having to be Matthew and not only stand there while Adam Baldwin butchers his lines in front of you, the lingering camera shots exacerbating his blank stares, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected those 'quips'. Not only having to tolerate his fetal-alcohol syndrome face but also his slurring speech impediment as everyone on set tells him he's TOTALLY GOT IT and DAMN, ADAM BALDWIN ACTS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his low IQ face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been acting in nothing but a healthy stream of TV movies and B-Grade fare your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in San Bernardino. You've never even heard dialogue this bad before, and now you swear you can here the empty words reverberating around inside his brainless skull, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his "tough-guy" (for that is what he calls it)" delivery, the dynamism he worked so hard for with personal acting coaches in the previous months. And then Kubrick calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Matthew Modine. You're not going to lose your future appearance in Law & Order SVU over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>here
>)"
Wow bro, you sure showed us some prime white "intelligence" with that post.

Funny how it's the same way every time Sup Forumstrash like you open your mouths - you immediately prove nothing other than that high school was more than your brains could handle.

So did you.

Where did that even come from? I swear to God, libshits and their paranoia of seeing enemies where there weren't any is getting more ridiculous and obnoxious by the day. Consider going out and socializing, and if you tried that and failed - just get it over with; you're a waste of resources.

Are you ok man? Has something bad happened to you today?

seriously don't eat the peanuts out of somebody's shit
they aren't peanuts and they taste like shit

still posting this huh?

I just paste that copypasta every time I see a typo because it seems to trigger people. Check the archives and calm down, Sup Forumstard.

i was thinking the same thing

>gets triggered
>"bu-but I was just pretending to be triggered to trigger OTHER people"

you actually looked slightly less pathetic before you came up with this excuse

Haven't you ever been around dudes, not your run of the mill soy boys or aspie types? It's like dogs play fighting to determine who're the top dogs of the pack. The top pack members tend to talk the most trash and the bottom ones in the pack just take the shit without countering.

If you can't trash talk at all, you'll be looked at as the omega of the pack. And just like the movie, the new guy always catches the most trash talk aimed his way, they're testing you out, seeing if you have balls, seeing where you fit in the bunch.

It's frequently clumsy, NOT intelligent, and it sometimes can be nothing more than thinly veiled threats. I actually find this bit of dialogue to be right at home with any group of guys with no women around.

Did he join Wolfram and Hart after Nam?

no one here played sports or hangs out with regular guys there is no reason they would understand that dynamic

I watch movies because the dialogue is interesting, not realistic you fucking sperg

Wow somebody call Frued, this nigga is a sexually repressed homosexual

I’m either autistic or a huge beta because I never participated in that jibber jabber

t. Soyboy

Well its really funny! everyone appreciates it and you should keep doing it bro Ha Ha. Thats so epic I cant believe it

>n-no I'm not the one triggered, you are!
And you look even more pathetic for responding with what amounts to a "NO U." This is why the right is bleeding followers.

You millennials are hilarious with you "sick burn, brah" schoolyard shit...

Let me make it easy for you:
>Hardened soldier sees another marine with a camera
>Immediately shows distain toward him and mocks him for being a "dodger"
>Other marine replies, screw you, I did the same basic training as you, so eat my shit.
> Common understanding is reached.

And no screaming and hollering was required...

>Look buddy, know when you're defeated. Accept your defecation.
>No thanks, I'm full. Cause I eat pussies like you for breakfast.
>Look at you, you look so superficial, you probably judge things by their physical appearance.
>Oh yeah? Your mom's so shallow, she probably thinks this quip is about her!
>You're about as deep as a bowl of soup! And your tongue is about as sharp as a soup spoon.
>Hey, say what you want about me, but lay off the soup.
>If you love soup so much, why don't you marry soup?
>Cause I'm already married. To justice. >Yeah, only a blind girl would marry you.

>marry soup
kek

kek your first reply was the actual "NO U"

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>>Hardened soldier sees another marine

fuck yes keep going

You talk the Bane. Do you crash the plane?

>And no screaming and hollering was required...
have you seen the movie, retard?
youtu.be/iH5R4tgGdDk?t=1m41s

>Look mom I posted it again!

I have.
>want to play basketball
>sign up and become part of a team
>first day
>changing in the locker room to get ready for first day of training
>black dude comes up to me
>"ey yo I never seen you here before, new huh?"
>"Yeah, I guess"
>"Ooh shit. Newbies gotta get dunked on!"
>he then looks around briefly to determine if his teammates are watching and hear him
>I reply: "Hah, okay"
>"Are those the new Nikes?"
>"Yeah they are, I needed new sneakers so"
"Daayuum, they ain't even secondhand bruh! They FRESH!" You fresh!"
>"Hah, yeah I guess so."
>"You aight, Fresh. See you at practice."
>"See you."

With this encounter I could determine that he was the top dog of the pack and I was going to be at the bottom for the time being. Group dynamics constantly change, however.

Holy shit

>retorting with another NO U again
It's over. You lost.

Better this thread than that stupid thread about women that literally has nothing to do with film.

the duality of man

>Have two human beings ever conversed like this?
why does this matter in filmmaking?

This can be tagged as spam, right? I've seen this thread multiple times

Yeah and this spam really needs to go. It's taking up a valuable slot that a capeshit thread could use instead.

Polpolpolpolpol

because it was a shit unorganic flick with little merit

I hate this place

holy shit, you still mad about this?

XD

Scenes woman will never understand

Woman cannot into trash talking or humor
They're dull creatures who are all just empty and miserable inside
Imagine being soft in the head and bitter your entire life so you wear a mask made of passive aggression day in day out

user, are you okay?

>u mad bro?
Yikes. Getting desperate, aren't you?

FMJ sucks

R Lee Ermey is the only good thing in it.

is there combat in this film

>No boom boom with soul brother, soul brother too beaucoup

white bois btfo
bbc recognized thing already in late 60s even in vietnam

Inorganic you ESL piece of shit.

This is one of those old movies that you rewatch and find out it would be highly problematic in today's age

Alabama Black Snake has been a thing ever since they got trucked over to pick cotton.

You're one of those new faggots who seems to be unable to discuss anything without bringing politics into it so you can whine about him much it "triggers those liberals" and "they don't make films like this anymore." They do. Watch "Good Time."

I'm not saying they don't make films like that anymore, I'm saying they shouldn't. FMJ had a lot of mean gross racism, it should be forgotten

too little, too late user
especially too late

*ahem*
nigger

I LOVE YOU FRUITY RUDY

The joke is that upon hearing that phrase, you start windering where on Joker's body Animal Mother will tear him a new one. Above his old asshole? Below it? In his bellybutton? What implement would he use? His bayonet? His chow knife? These mental images are comical, and produce laughter

>laughing during movies
>not reflecting on the joke and smiling without have to be audible like a child
Underage?

I hang out with just guys all the time and we never say braindead shit like in the OP

He sounds like a friendly guy to me

Why did I always think he meant he was going to fuck him up the ass? Isn't that a threat Americans say a lot

>doesn't know what the john wayne line means

She just low key didn't want to fuck niggers m8 asians don't have any white guilt and are not into beastiality.

I don't think it's meant to be taken literally

Most people here have been involved in that conversation, only for most of Sup Forums it went like this:

>You a photographer?
>y-yeah haha
>Why are you so quiet, you seen much combat, faggot?
>y-you too haha g-good one

Just watched the scene where Pile kills himself and it just hit me hard as shit. I watched the scene where they first introduce him when the drill seargant makes him choke himself, and he's such a happy goofy guy, just a young kid that's never been in a serious situation like that. He lived an innocent life probably doing mundane stuff and they turned him a monster they robbed him of his humanity. Whole generation of young men got fucked. What if this happened to you, you went from playing fucking overwatch and watching the Joe Rogan podcast into a real life or death situation. All for nothing. One of the greatest injustices in American history. I'm sitting here fucking crying bros
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You pay your taxes. Do you wield any axes?

Yes, you're trying to false flag and the rest of us are seeing right through it. Give it up.

Well playing Overwatch is basically the same thing as boot camp so I think I could handle it.

>Joker
>Wayne
pottery

Especially fitting as Kubrick later went on to direct the Dark Knight trilogy.

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Below the knee maybe

Hey jungle bunny thank god for the sickle cell

yeah mother

ALL FUCKING NIGGERS MUST HANG NIGGA ON SOME REAL THO

I love this place.

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Well you better be prepared it could happen any day. They don't give a fuck if you got dreams of what you could turn life into and you like reading comic books and you wonder if little Suzy next door wants to go the fucking roller rink and get a malt. You will fight and you will die and if you resist we will through your ass in prison and beat the fuck out of you. You know those drill sergeants back then, if they had someone who was acting like an asshole they would beat him like a fucking dog.

Sounds like something out of Xavier renegade angel

Beat the shit out of you.

Flows better user

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Just look at this innocent boyish look on Pyles face. He was just a regular guy with a big heart nothing wrong with that, Pyles story represents a corruption of a persons very soul. He was just like you or me. Probably believed in some sort of God looking out for him leading him to his purpose in life, they took that away from him

that is just an inside joke thing in the military.

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M E T A
shitposting

are you that autistic child that never had a showdown with another man who's trying to provoke a fight, conversations really get this way, in which every sentence is meant to trigger the fight
But your autism doesn't allow you to read between the lines and you have to take this literally

oh please, you cant even call someone a retard when they deserve it, overwatch is the safespace of esports

The Pyle shit was too goofy, anyone who gets yelled at a lot and then decides to an hero was a psycho to begin with

Humans aren't dogs, you fucking autist.
This modern, social Darwinist outlook on human behavior is retarded, and exists only to make the populace fight against itself.

They didn't yell at him they beat him, forced him out of his home basically at gunpoint and told him he was probably going to die. Whole generation of young men went in as one thing and came out as something else. Pyles death is a representation of that, the death of the old them. For nothing. They had no control over their own destiny their destiny was taken from them. Pyles death is one of the most important scenes in American cinema. It leaps out of the camera and tells the story of a corrupted and used youth.

They beat him once, he was never at gunpoint and could quit if he wanted, and he was a volunteer. The whole Pyle sequence and the scene with the sniper girl are the only over the top shit in this movie that brings it down to a 9/10

>hanging around with niggers
Found your problem.