How do I get a brit gf who'll bully me but tell me to cuddle her after?

how do I get a brit gf who'll bully me but tell me to cuddle her after?

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you don't

FPBP

I had one when I was 15

In our dreams user...
>tfw no alyssa gf

oral sex gf!

pay them in alimony

What was it like? Excellent trips by the way dude.

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Bitch doesn't even have hairy arms, why would you want that?

>be a soyboy
>get a leading role in a generic hipster romance movie
That's pretty much it.

>Be white
Sounds about right

Follow her on instagram, I think If she lived close to me and she wasn't famous.I reckon I would stand a chance..

t. nigger faggot

What does anything in this thread have to do with Sup Forums?

Is this britbong show worth watching?

I cucked a brit guy once. That you man? I was young and impulsive. It wasn't right, but I don't think you guys were really meant to be anyway. She basically hated having to move and not being able to work. Which I don't think is your fault necessarily. You were just trying to do what was best for your family. Anyway, you're better off now

how do I get a gf?

Its shit. Targeted at dumb 15-16 year old """"""rebels"""""
Episodes are only 20 mins long tho so you could watch it in one sitting easy

It's good, it's a Britfag version of True Romance.

I feel like a lot of 15 year olds wouldn't realise the characters are basically teen caricatures half the time

>Targeted at dumb 15-16 year old """"""rebels"""""
did you actually watch it or just see the title and watch a trailer? the whole point of the series was that they were two retards in way too deep over their heads and were wrong to run away. it doesn't pander to the group you're describing.

But it doesn't portray their rebelliousness as a good thing

The comic it is based on does and it is magnitudes worse.

By not being a pathetic amerifat
for starters
2nd, by not being a hideously disgusting americreatura
3rd, by killing yourself and trying again next life

youtube.com/watch?v=_P-oh6E7j-Q
this scene made me really feel tfw no gf

Brit here, I just got out of a relationship with one.
You think you want it but you don't.

>tfw if this show were in america it would end on the first episode with the dude shooting up the school

How about one of those dirty slag british girls, they any good?

if they were american it would have been a film

But thats actually a good thing here is why.

Any proof?

Lemme guess, she is overly neurotic?

Its garbage, the premise fall flat and loses steam on ep 2, it all goes downhill from there the boy is useless the girl self centered and nothing good ever happened then it ends.

Idiot. Just pretend that you don't know her at all. As if you got any game

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>watch this show
>episode 3
>she LITERALLY cucks him with a black guy
dropped

>tfw really liked this series

It had a nostalgic innocence to it. Took me back to my teenage years of having nothing to lose and everything to gain.

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Unless you are in your teens you missed out, unless you want to try it but you will get banged up for kiddy fiddling.
Good job back in my day we were ok, I was 21 and had a 14 year old girlfriend, She banged like the shithouse door after a dodgy curry.

What was the overall point of this show? What was it trying to say?

Whats the moral? Make sure and zig-zag while you're running away?

>Make sure and zig-zag while you're running away?

Careful OP, interbreeding has left most of the limey populous ugly.

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i feel like every netflix produced series needs an "open ending" in case the show is a real success so they can come up with a sequel

the moral is for teens, everything might seem like it doesn't make sense but it does in the end and don't fuck up too much because it doesn't pay off

how the fuck do i get a sticc gf like this

Yeah boi

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Actually, the creator of the comic demanded the show be faithful. And his ending has James dying and Alyssa becoming a boring emo chick.

But the showrunner liked them so much he went as far as he could so that they "might be alive". And if there is a second season he has said it would be all new characters.

She literally does not though.

That's the great thing about growing up. You start to realize how big of a cliche the teen years are.

hnnnngg

looks just like my little sis

you've seen your little sister naked?

What does it feel like to fool around with a little sister? Have any of you anons done it? Have you... even fucked them? It's an important rite of passage.

>Its shit. Targeted at dumb 15-16 year old """"""rebels"""""

yeah, the first episodes maybe, it gets pretty cute and romantic later

was it really aimed at kids?

I though it was a mockery of teens

Kek

But what’s even changed since then?

Hmm, watched the first 3 or so eps but I found it too cringy and predictable

Hnnnng

Why do people do this? I seriously do not understand. How can you judge something when you haven't tried it in it's complete sense? I do not understand why people do this. If you'd finished it, I think you would agree that the show did a pretty good job of mocking that teenage cynicism.

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>born too late for qt alt girls to find me attractive in hs due to this show
JDIMSA

das it mayne, das gud

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bump

Did someone say bully?

Is this worth my time Sup Forums? I hate this "I'm a quirky sociopath who hates people" shit, but I really like qt manic pixie dream girls.

He's not "a quirky sociopath that hates people" though.

the ads sure make it seem that way

hes actually ok

Watch the show.

He's just an edgy autist, user.
I would relate to him alot in my teenage years.

do they live in an alternative reality where the uk looks exactly like america?

Become Saoirse Ronan.