DEH

DEH

How deh you shit up this board with such nonsense!

bet it was hard for you to remember to say "board" and not "sub-reddit"

Not based, just a fucking faggot. Shit the fuck up with these threads noone thinks you or the copypasta are funny

You're pushing your luck

someone post the pasta to end this thread

"DEH!"

What's that in the background?

SPA

BEH?

>a-at least Voldemort was an intimidating villain

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Deh, deh, well done, well done


HOWEVER

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What did he mean by this?

I gotta ask wtf is reddit about that post? It's joining in with the joke you fuckwit

That scene genuinely spooked me. It felt so out of place in the Harry Potter world, a fucking kids series, anyone else?

Clouds.

Maybe it's the shitty pun (aka an easy way to be funny for soys).
Maybe it's the exclamation point.
Maybe you're just a faggot and should go back with him.

Deh? More like one of deh dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>anyone else
No, only you.

It honestly scared the shit out of me when I first saw it in the trailers.

I don't remember this scene.

black magic necklace designed to assassinate gandalf

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is this meme, dare i say it, dead?

more like DEH'd

good. it was never funny and only newfags took the bait

you heard it here first folks, puns and punctuation (another pun) are officially BANNED on Forechon for the FOREseeable (another pun, i'm full of em today you weedy snake bastard queer poof) future. According to the impecable taste of this user

>ha-cha-chaaaaa

Nahce

>teh

He's a happa

CITO

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