This movie had no right to be this good

This movie had no right to be this good.


What went right?

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it spent roughly half the film created a comedic playful atmosphere that worked great for the thor character. Trash planet was Kino. Everything involving whatever the death chicks names was was boring.

Her powers were so boring, throwing weapons around.

She was the rightful heir tho

its basically Guardians of the Galaxy 3, which is the only good capeshit marvel has to offer anymore.

I literally lol'd at the end when jeff goldblum said the revolution was a tie. has he been in any other good movies recently?

Reminder that the Hulk and the Valkyrie were having sex. That's how they knew each other.

They salvaged a trash character by ditching the lofty asgard bullshit and having him do something campy and fun. It's definirely more of the same from marvel, but the tone seems to fit.

Is this from the movie or behind the scenes?

Behind the scenes.

But it 's not good.

>What went right?

This.

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Behind the scenes, in the movie itself, he is Hulk in there.

>What went right?

Not the stupid CGI fest at the end

Embracing Jack Kirby's artwork. That was pretty great.

the part were Thanos ship arrives? what was wrong with it?

My only grip with the movie was how American Asgard looked.
It could have been emotional to see Germanic peoples losing their home. Could have.
Instead it was cringy, like Valkyrie, terrible actress.

It was advertised as a Thor / Hulk buddy movie and the best scenes were the ones with Ruffalo and Hemsworth. Why weren't there more of them? The Executioner subplot should have been cut to give Banner and Thor more time together. Then Executioner could be used in a later movie where he'd get the screen time he deserves (probably long with the Enchantress).

Cry more, pussy.

>when Ruffalo says "you want to know who I am, watch this"
>and he jumps and almost kills himself in the process because hulk didn't come out
kino

lmao

the movie made me realize Loki has outlived his usefulness

Even the speech Thor gave him about character growth foreshadows Loki's demise.

It really was toptier capeshit for me. I was prepared to dismiss it, but nearly everything worked. Throwing hulk/banner dynamic into the mix was brilliant.

Getting an Australian to direct it was a great move

It was elevated from capeshit into Catekino.

New Zealand, Australia's blood enemies.

yea, most of the presented characters are either more powerful or more clever than loki (which was loki's original trademark)

dr strange traps him in a portal dimension, hela throws a single knife at him and fucks him up, valkyrie beats him up after he tries to mind rape her

at the end hes just an advisor and not a lord/master like he originally set out to be

That happens to every Vegeta character once they stop thriving in their lust for revenge.

Hey, myn

It is as good as marvel capeshit can get, tuey shoulda toned down the comedy, ruffalo and goldblum were great, even that kiwi old actress (the one from hunt for the wilderpeople) was great on the little screentime she had and of course, no uptight hershlag ruining the fun for everyone else.

I thought Emus were Australia's blood enemies

Nah, m8, kiwis and aussies get along just fine

Just finished watching it

GOOD

-some jokes were funny (PC Thor the best one)
-some nice story ideas with triggering Surtur at the end
-decent use of Hulk even though I don't like when he talks in Hulk mode

BAD

-Film looks like it was entirely shot in green-screen. Even scenes that are shot in-door in the most basic of settings
-Loki is overdone now
-Valkyria girl came off a bit too YAS QUEEN at times
-bad CGI on Hela

why is jordan petersen in marvel

the only moments I felt the comedy was misplaced was at the very beginning when Thor was talking to Satan.

can anyone explain to me what the songs meant? I felt like they were chosen for a specific reason for Thor scenes but I'm too dumb to get it

> HAHAHAHAH I KNOW HIM FROM WORK
Nah

I agree with everything here. The green-screen was distracting at times. Valkyria a shit.

But what do you mean with you don't like how he talks? you don't like his voice tone/lines or the fact he talks?

That joke was bad, but it wasn't misplaced, there is a difference. A joke or one liner belonged there. What did you expect, for Thor to not comment about meeting with Hulk again?

I don't like that Hulk has dialogue and is actually a sentient being that can communicate with others. I loved the Ang Lee Hulk that was just a destructive force of nature that would only let the fine Jennifer Connelly calm him. That's Hulk to me. Not this toddler giant shit.

But Hulk is meant to talk at the point we are in the story.
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I want Hemsworth's cock up my ass.

I want Hela's strap-on up my boipusy

I don't usually watch movies.

I watched this move and felt very strange for 5-10 hours afterwards.

It’s only good if you know nothing at all about the characters. It’s a farce and a fantastic one when viewed as such, but it’s absolute shit as a Thor movie.

to be honest, it was either this or Chris Hemsworth abandoning Thor for good because he said he wasn't having any fun with the character

Legit, Thor should've been Game of thrones meets LOTR. They totally fucked his character in the MCU.

Can't say I really care about comic Hulk. I know him from the iconic TV series and earlier films.

Just another capeshit.

Mark Ruffalo's Hulk is asbolute garbage. The most throwaway character in the MCU next to Hawkeye.

That's Hot

hercules would've been waaaay better suited for what they're doing with thor

All the marvel characters are throwaways except for Cap and Ironman.

Vegeta at least got a power up recently

>Valkyrie girl came off a bit too YAS QUEEN at times
Whenever I think about rewatching the movie I just remember that she's in there and then the urge goes away

Its from the movie, He's trying to calm him down

>What went right?

Taika Waititi

Lighthearted and not to serious, just how capeshit has to be, its for children. So trying to complicate it make is shit.

Vegeta is still the 2nd strongest though and there's nobody more suited to be by Goku's side, but Loki could just be replaced by anyone at this point

hmmm. I wouldn't exactly call Thor 3 "good". its enjoyable in the a way to waste 2 hours of your time without regretting it.

My suggestion for "shouldn't be good but is" core is pic related.

I can understand you not liking it, as I don't think its really well known that Hulk is speaking both in comics and cartoons. Just wanted to point out that they are sticking to the source material for Hulk speaking and it didn't come out of the writers' ass.

>watched the parts of the movie without cate blanchett
what are you, a gay?

THIS.

It was like watching Space Jam but with superheroes instead of Bugs Bunny, and that's a good thing, its not capeshit should be.

Millenial fags don't know Led Zeppelin. The Immigrant Song is about the viking invasions of England and is an all around bad ass song. The lyrics contain a reference to the hammer of the gods and I suppose it foreshadows the Asgardians coming to Earth.

How did he do it?

How big is the Hulk's dick? Is his cum green? Wouldn't his ejaculation be like a shotgun up the ass?

At one point in the movie they really called the aliens from Thor 2 space elves. Made me laugh.

Yep, ever since the Hulk puny god scene, they have made Loki's character a running joke to the point any time he does something bad it's like "awww that's cute". I'm hoping they turn him around in Infinity War with some super evil shit because they really made his character weak.

>How big is the Hulk's dick?
Judging by Thor's reaction to it, must be huge.

the director wanted to have fun.

I fucking LOVED when he started using video game moves

>I fucking LOVED when he started using video game moves
elaborate, I like videogames.

Why is the Hulk such a bitch in MCU? He's been beaten up by both Iron Man and Thor.

he's her beard. she's only interested in pussy.

she really does still have a 24 year olds body....
that booty....
Good googly moogly

I wish she'd peg me so bad

he doesnt have the rage = gains ability from the good hulk movie.

>hulk in first hulk movie
>gets dragged into a lightning storm by a lightning hulk and keeps fighting

>hulk in ragnarok
>thor zaps him with a soyboy taser punch and knocks him out
fucking sad

Ang Lee hulk is not the MCU hulk

yeah we know, the Ang Lee one is good for one.

Well one was Whedon's hack doing.
the other one was a tied in my honest opinion. If you rewatch the fight or watched it recently you can tell Hulk was getting stronger the more he fought. There is no telling if Thor would have really won had the fight continued. His sparkle shit we saw at the end of the movie doesn't look like it would be capable of hurting movie Hulk anyway.
>knocks him out
But user, Hulk stood up right away.

>dat ass

for some reason, the only moment of Hulk being truly powerful was him almost destroying the giant ragnarok demon
okay, fine, a true hulk knockout would reverse the gamma ray effect, like iron man did with a fucking suit.

Thor has literally beaten Hulk more times in the comics though. And Hulk gets knocked out on the regular in the comics. His fanboys says his power is unlimited because of his anger, but most characters (including Spiderman) man knock him out always. Plus his healing factor can be taxed forcing him to revert back to Banner form.

the twisting headbutt is from marvel v capcom, same with the lighting striking downward. it looked straight from the arcade on the bifrost, I thought it was clever how they set it up almost like the old side scrolling arcade games

>AOE lightning bolts
>DMC and GoW-tier moves
>Lightning Aura
Notice how the action scenes and sfx are "gamey" with a certain rhythym and flow like vidya combos. Not some run-of-a-mill CGI hollywood generic moshpit

Yeah that scene was bullshit. Good call on the demon shit.

His Mortal Kombat tier air spin dash attack.

>tfw no Hela gf

Only way dadrock is relevant nowadays is if it's part of a capeshit soundtrack (see GoTG and SS)

So then why did you like it?

sick burn

i really really really wanted the movie to be 20 minutes longer and a version where hulk kills the ragnarok demon and then they need a real solution to stop Hella..... but nah.....

also, if loki doesnt have the tesseract in the next movie then theres at least one more completely pointless scene in ragnarok.

Can we talk about Thor's dick though. Would I get thunder shocked if I sucked it?

he has it

ahh, sorry, i avoid movie trailers like they are ebola plague aids cancer, too many spoilers

It's Taika Waititi's worst film
It's as if some Hollywood executive board took his film and removed all the troublesome good filmmaking that he could do and left us with jokes, jokes, and more jokes
That said, the tone is literally perfect for capeshit, and it's nice to see Thor going around just being a big goddamn hero

loki seriously needs to fuck up the big purple raisin man. so hard.
please.
hes been such a bitch compared to his comic form.

Only way Shakespeare is relevant is if they make a Shakespeare movie. Summer already?

The movie. Everyone saying it's BTS is talking BS. It's Banner wearing Tony Stark's wardrobe from the crashed Quinjet and Thor trying to talk him into coming with him and keep calm.

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Oh that's a shame. It doesn't look like it's from a movie.