What is the general consensus on Baywatch here?
What is the general consensus on Baywatch here?
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pointless hollywood shovelflick
FLAT
general consensus is "LITTY"
but memes aside is sucked
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Needed more boob and ass shots to be honest, Michael Bay should have directed it.
What the hell is shovelflick supposed to mean?
STICC
am i the only one who likes thicc asses in porn and in movies and shit but prefer asses like hers irl?
big asses feel gross and unhealthy when fucking a girl compared to when its tight
maybe im gay
I'm guessing it's like "shovelware" for software, but for movies instead. That is to say: straight to the garbage bin
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>big asses are gross
even ancient egyptians knew that, you are man of culture
The statue on the left is not remotely fuckable.
Ah, ok. Wow, I really hate people on Sup Forums. I think I'm not going to read any more threads on Sup Forums for a while. I'm so tired of the people here.
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grug lieks big asses hahe braaap gauhuh ooga booga thicc
It was an R rated comedy without any bare tits. Only swinging dicks. Dumbest decision ever
90's kid here
it felt just like an old big budget episode of the oh series, it was great
what the fuck is wrong with you lmao
it's what this guy said . just a pile of shit shoveled out by the studio that they don't give a shit about because they're getting money regardless of how terrible it is
Goodbye.
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BRAPWATCH
Not enough mammarios
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literally no fucking ass
Literally Sup Forums: The Character
Why are we brapposting in a thread about a woman with a tiny ass?
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the rock dindt perfection the littiness by that time.
so not litty enough.
I would fill that stinktank with my SEMON, if you catch what I'm implying
jesus christ
why did they make rated r baywatch movie and not show tits.
>her ass is this small
white girls only have asses by one of two ways, they're either fat/chubby, or they squat. Thin white girls don't naturally have a curvy ass. Just inferior genetics I suppose.
Can't compare with the old Baywatch girls. What's with modern Hollywood's obsession with pushing these sticks on us?
rooooooooooast
a-beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeffff
>people complaining about this ass
i want to plunder her bunghole tbqh
#litty
I've seen 10yo with better asses
It's not just the ass. She's not very curvy, and her breasts aren't that big. A disgrace to the Baywatch girls of old.
JFC I hate this trend
>Try to subvert our expectations
>End up just pissing off the straight male demographic, the vast majority of the people who will watch this garbage.
pics?
Proof that egyptians weren't kangz
>checking out 10 year old asses
I'm tipping you off to the FBI (not even joking)
He should be black for this
IRELAND
>maybe im gay
>maybe
why is there a wet spot on her panty?
why is life so unfair bros
you watch too much porn user
this
>10/10 asses on Sup Forums
he's gay though
I don't. Even if I do, that's irrelevant to the discussion. They tried to pass this off as Baywatch, and people expect good Baywatch girls.
you can call her flat chest fridge girl all you want but there isnt a universe that exists where her breasts arent wonderful and large
also no one gives a fuck about baywatch. even the writers of this film.
She seems like a fun person to be around and I hope that she's in more films for reasons only my pants can explain.
I think the more important question is, what's the genital consensus on her body of work?
>billed height
He is 6'2 at most.
What a whore. If I was fucking her I would keep her face down because she doesn't deserve to look me in the eye, and I would sneak in some punches and hard slaps so she knows she isn't a proper woman, more like a prostitute
Even her soyboy face looks terrifying.
What is she doing with workaholics?
Netflix rom com
t. toasty roasty
>31
>no kids
nobody wants to go near that roastbeef
>using his fake WWF height
t.someone who isn't litty
>types the words
>posts
she needs to fucking squat, jesus.
who's her personal trainer, he's fired.
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DE*vomitsLET
it's similar with huge tits desu. porn taste is different from non-horny taste
He's only a little shorter than that. I've met him in real life and I could see eye-to-eye with him and I'm 6'2".
Gay, did they fug in real life? I would pay a lot to see workaholic fuck her asshole
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>too softcore to care
>might as well look at real porn
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She needs to stop with strong lipstick colours. It doesn't suit her at all.
I thought it was pretty damn funny. Would have made for a fun show with that cast. Would watch sequels, but we are never getting them because it fucking bombed.