I'm sick and tired of the regular 100% pure muscle bodies that most male superheros seem to have...

I'm sick and tired of the regular 100% pure muscle bodies that most male superheros seem to have, is their any bearmode/powerlifter supers out their?

the increndible holk

Except his body is never shown like that. He always has a tiny waist and chiseled abs on a flat stomach.

oh gosh
i bet he gives super good hugs

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His body says "crush every bone in your body"
but his face says "cuddle and talk about life"

You. I like you.

Yeah, I like him too

This makes me think about Gorgon from the Inhumans.

What is it about his potato head and middle aged chem teacher goatee that makes him look so approachable despite being built like sixteen brick shithouses?

Puck

increble holk i big

>Volstagg isn't first post

Shame on you Sup Forums.

>Except his body is never shown like that. He always has a tiny waist and chiseled abs on a flat stomach.

You have to blame the artists for that. They only know 1 body type to draw when it comes to strong characters, and that is the full muscle body.

The only exceptions I can think off are Volstagg and Kingpin, who are usually drawn with a comically fat torso but still with muscular arms/legs.

Volstagg in Ultimate Universe actually had a power lifter body type, though. But then, he appeared like once.

Muscle fat is disgusting.

The funny thing is, comic writers portray Kingpin as out of shape when his build IRL would be goddamn unstoppable olympic lifting champion

Meanwhile all the super strength characters have Mr Universe competition builds

Hammer Man?

Neither is Kingpin.
It's almost as if Sup Forums didn't even read comics or something.

Nhhfff. why do you have to post this? I'm really hard now.

What would his powers be?

>thiccfags

You're all pretending to like fat bitches just to be different

Stop being faggots

That's Thorstagg to you

F
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>OP
>Ever not being a faggot.
Nice to see a influx of newfags is still ongoing.

That said, i hink it is more complicated then that, Thickfags are probably the kind of person who been denied food/starved previously and now they subconciously make the mental connection of "FAT= HAS FOOD = SHOULD PLEASE FOR FOOD" or some other couch psychology bullshit like that, that's why you get the THIN FEEDER AND THEIR LANDWHALE combos.

bara is pig disgusting and always will be. die along and unloved, as is right and just.

bruw, just because you're low test doesn't mean every body else is. for example, i don't get footfags or armpitfags but that doesn't mean theyre wrong as if there was some kind of one true fetish.

if im larping i must be in deep because my fap folder is so full of THICC my computer is physically heavier

>newfag calling other people newfag
having this poor understanding of the reasons behind fetishism reeks of child

physical prowess is related to muscular definition and athleticism . Also being a fatfuck is easy, being ripped is not. Let me enjoy fiction with a fiction character, please.

>Characters have to look like they always do or I'm gonna CRY!!!

>He always has a tiny waist and chiseled abs on a flat stomach.
You look in all the wrong places.

it's the big face cheeks and the fact that he has no wrinkles around his eyes or forehead, so he looks like he never gets upset.

Super rape

>physical prowess is related to muscular definition and athleticism
only in specific sports. Or is weight lifting and strong man competitions no longer a metric for peak physical conditions for that sport? Any Boxer or general sportsman will get their ass kicked in these competitions. You are an idiot

Venom and Ben are the only two I can think of

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the weirdest thing is learning how many bearmode fetishists are out there. it's not just gay men either, there's an entire subculture of women who want to date big fat muscular hairy men who look like ancient vikings. who would've guessed?

if you want to self insert with a human whale is ok user, do not force it in people that want to enjoy being something else in a fictional work of entertainment.

>women want testosterone charged men and not limp wristed nu males like they claim they do
Who would've guessed?

well, i grew up in the 80s, and the general consensus back then was "skinny = attractive" for both sides. it's just interesting to see otherwise.

There really is not a lot. But there are characters who SHOULD be like that.
Hulk, Wolverine, I'd even say Thor and Hercules to a lesser extent.

>bearmode Hulk
mmmmmmm... That sounds dreamy

2003 Hulk was way hotter then current MCU Hulk.

>mfw there are barely any musclegut characters because nobody knows how to draw fat on top of muscles.
It's not that hard...

Because that body build is for porn, user,

How has he not been posted yet?

THEN WHY ARE THEIR NO FUCKING MUSCLEBEAR PORN STARS???

I can't wait for Dirty Boar

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Me too.
I hope Jin makes a 5.1 with pandas or polar bears.

>physical prowess is related to muscular definition and athleticism
Your average male superhero's build is not athletic at all, it's useless in an actual athletic competition. Power lifters, MMA fighters, runners, swimmers, none of them look like Mr. Universe contestants.

Not a super hero book but have you checked out Headlopper.

nobody said it has to be REAL porn.
maybe if you give a protein jar to some off-season pay-for-gay fags...

do abs even fucking work like that?
isn't fat supposed to be on top of the muscles?

It can still look like that if his core muscles are ridiculous underneath.

You can see almost the exact same thing in OP's pic. The guys abs are visible.
If the dude was flexing his abs or was like 10 pounds lighter then he would look exactly like that drawing.

porn stars are just shit regardless of type. Just go on any porn version of youtube and watch some actual people fuck. It's way better than that edited shit.

Would you read a Super Hero comic based off of Dan Severn? The only athlete to hold MMA and Pro Wrestling championships at the same time?

Yeah, though I don't think it would too successful due to all the rape.

Kingpin

Making bussies quiver

Those are more than 15 inches.

Why are their dicks so small?

>hidden behind tiny restrictive speedos
>flaccid
>look small because they are surrounded by their massive muscles
>average size is only like 6 inches anyways

I've always wanted to have this body type never figured out how to.

Fuck you.

1. The ability to make anyone's anus stretch out inhumanly with no real damage
2. Turn straight men gay with just a whiff of his crotch scent
3. Running your hands over his belly fur cures all illnesses affecting you

haha

>tfw bear will never take you over his knee and spank you

What about demo man? He's pretty thicc.

Wildcat Motherfuckers!!!!

>Rhino
>Juggernaut
>Blob

With his dick

He's a boxer. Boxers have low BF% on average.

Not heavyweight and welterweight.

damn this thread gave me a huge boner

pisses me off that even guys like Hal or Kyle are incredibly stacked. Kyle at least should be scrawny and Hal should look like Tom Cruise at best.
>Tom Cruise as Hal
really missed an opportunity there, DC.

I want to rub his belly.

No fatties please

This is my fetish.

A lot of anything depends on the artist. Most people draw slim defined muscley people because they learn to draw muscles and stop there.

It looks stupid

>>Oh yeah? look at THIS
>proves his point

I love how Miles' face is like:
>"This nigga..."

You look stupid.

fuckin beat me to it 10/10 post

Nobody's depicted him as out of shape since Miller defined him as a sumo.

Why do fans draw better Hulks than the artists a Marvel do?

Bara =/= fat

Fat =/= Bara, Bara =/= fat
But
Fat + Bara = pure lewd

well that lad looks like a strongman. He stronger than your nornal bodybuilder so what are you trying to tell here

That more characters should have a similar body type, especially those who's focuses are strength and durability, like the Hulk or such.

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