You are given a $500 budget to direct a Radiohead biopic, how would you make use of it?

You are given a $500 budget to direct a Radiohead biopic, how would you make use of it?

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eric roberts

>500
wouldnt be enough for a proper camera

Buy a sack of weed and a good dinner then tell whoever gave me the money that radiohead hasn't been good since their second album.

use it to buy a gun and an hero

just buy their discography and a decent sound system and film it playing in its entirety

maybe, MAYBE add text introducing each song/album but id probably go for the minimalist art gallery type deal and just film 10+ hours of radiohead records spinning

I can't believe someone made the exact post that I was going to make

sit thom yorke in a room with creep playing on repeat. watch as he goes through the five stages of grief while reflecting on his career.

remaining money to buy the other four dinner.

Go to the bar and play Oasis tunes on the jukebox all night.

I’d make it about a bunch of mopey horseshit that pretentious frauds get off to yapping about despite the music being about as vapid and aimless as popular music gets.

Well you guys are telepathcially connected after all

how would you get Thom to agree with that? remember you're just a paltry film student on a shoestring budget

Hire Peter Serafinowicz to play Colin for 1 minute and then run out of cash immediately because I only have $500.

go buy a bunch of cocaine and dont make a movie about a shitty band

donate $500 to charity and pray that they'll make a kid a 2.0

this is easy, call thom and ask him if he will do a phone interview and tell him its "for the jews" so he'll do it for free, and just ask him questions about the history of radiohead.
Take the audio from the interview and use it as a narration for an improv group wearing masks of the radioheads members. the mask may cost 100 and im sure the improv group will do it for 300 and the rest can be editing or equipment.

Buy a gun and kms

Rent one for a couple of days. Problem solved. Also, $500 is easily enough for a shitty camera that can get decent results.

true, but change that to their 3rd album

Use it for rent and jumble together interviews, music videos and concerts to try to creative a narrative. I'm sure it's been done countless times.

Get a couple of mates together and dress them up in really bad costumes as radiohead in someone's basement as they fail to play their instruments and the actual song is badly dubbed over the top and it ends with Thom Yorke overdosing on heroin after a tranny rapes him

$450 on pot.
Pocket the remaining $50
Skip town

>he doesn’t like in rainbows

The band had another name when they were in highschool. I'll make a movie about that band, use events that we knew happened (like the headmaster being upset at them for rehearsing at school on a Sunday) and play random shit so I don't pay a license fee.

In Rainbows is their most overrated, reddit and tumblr-friendly album, made to appease the Coldplay crowd

radiohead fucking sucks

absolute p l e b

Sounds like a rip off of Sing Street (which was already mediocre)

How the fuck do you even cast them? Given unlimited budget even, theyre all such wierd looking dudes, except ed o’brien who is about 7 foot tall

>negative opinion on coldplay
>calling other people reddit

Back to r/music with you

jesus christ they need to wash their hair

>not realising Kid A is their peak

At what age did you grow out of Radiohead, Sup Forums? I was 16.

Not him but Coldplay have been garbage for quite some time now

You forgot something user

already been done
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>He doesn't recognize The King Of Limbs as their best album

their second album is basic bitch brit rock

Part 2
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>not ranking Amnesiac second behind the bends

$500 worth of lube because this will be pure wank

Shit I thought this was Foreigner.

this guy knows

Kid A > OK Computer > everything else

Don't even think about mentioning coldplay in a Radiohead thread

This but unironically

Buy all their albums and a sheet of blotter. Best movie ever

Pay 4 faggots $25 bucks, it would be a conversation about the band the story, how shit went on etc. they would listen to important song, use videoclips from important live presentations and comment them, how the band was affected by shit nd every actor gets to share part of the story of radiohead that they care the most. etc. spend $20 on posters film on a garage, buy clear cases of Cd's and print the covers of the albums so i don't have to buy them. Just conversation, oral history and shit.

Just for the sake of shitting on shared universed add a post credit escene, a smelly drug addict comes with a Sex pistols record and says "there's a whole world of music outthere, are you ready to know more".


there you go, i use the rest of the money to buy pizzas and beer for the actors.

I go to a mongolian buffet and then proceed to drink 475 dollars worth of 20 year single malt scotch and laugh because radiohead is shit

Pay a biomedical equipment technician at a hospital $500 to let me take a colonoscope for the afternoon. Shove it up Thom Yorke's ass for an hour our two. Sums up their entire contribution to music.

hire a detective for the full amount to figure out the entire history of thoms baldness