Just saw this

Godtier piece of based kino.

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Welcome to the party, pal

soy kino

Could you possibly fill any more buzzwords into your post?

>t. soyboy

Nice!

>Could you possibly fill any more buzzwords into your post?

To accept Villeneuve as a quality director is to garb yourself in a coat of hot pockets and video games and then writhe around on the ground in a supermarket while screeching and slapping yourself on the sides of your head.

He is cheeto dust. Nothing more. Nothing more than a hack, a useful tool for studios to trot out to say "Hey, we're making art house!" I cannot wrap my head around the adulation he receives, let alone the wide praise this has got. The film trudges from set piece to set piece, leaves us no real questions or anything to think about really.

The same bullet that kills a capeshit fan will also kill the Villeneuve and Paul Thomas Anderson fan. They come from the same root, from the same doritos stained console. They are frauds, and as a warrior of cinema it's my duty to expose the fakes and the inauthentic when I see them. I will fight with crawls and teeth until the last imposter is fallen to the ground.

I have about as much respect for Denis Villeneuve as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. It is reddit. It is video game hot pocket. It is capeshit. It is cheeto dust. I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about it.

Imagine sitting next to an Villeneuve fan. The smell as he rubs the cheeto dust into his body in preparation for viewing his "based" movie. The flutter of his fedora as he tips ecstatically as Deakins pans shots in great numbers like one of his video game cutscenes. The sound of him vibrating at the hot pocket resonance every time his "based" meme actor is on screen.

It is the most depraved video game infantilized manchild degeneracy. It is saturday morning cartoon. It is non-neurotypicality. It is memes. It is video game. It is Tarantino. It is imdb. It is coca-cola puberty. It is axe body spray. It is arri alexa hot dog caffeine on disney channel. It is Dorito crumbs on a hooded sweatshirt. It is cheeto dust.

Lacked what made the first movie great. Endless gloomy fake CGI instead of rainy, old, and real looking sets, which killed the immersion for me. Also the first movie had a story about people surviving basically. There were a lot of philosophical inklings, but they were more or less subtle. BR 2049 doesnt have any characters, it has plot devices that narrate endless pseudo philosophical crap, and of course mustache twirling Jared Leto. The entire movie feels like Blade Runner on steroids without any soul.
But I never liked any of Villeneuves movies anyway, they all have this hollow feel.

Is this the daily "samefag bait so more pelple will check out my 100 views youtube channel" thread?

>Didn't like Sicario
2049 was boring as fuck though.

t. Sup Forums tourist

oh another alcon entertainment bot thread

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shut the fuck uo and lurk more goddamn newfag
ironic shitposting is still shitposting

I'm a filthy fucking normie plebeian and I really liked it. The scenery, minimalist soundtrack and existentialism paid homage to the original title while still being good in its own right.
I wouldn't say it is a groundbreaking arthouse piece or anything, but is certainly a breath of fresh air in an otherwise suffocating industry as of late.

I fucking love Sup Forums.

daily reminder that you won't see better kino in your lifetime

it was a glib facsimile

OP here guys, be sure to check out my twitter for more non-dishonest patrician criticism!

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It was just so dishonest...

Also Im sorry about false flagging before replying to my own posts everytime, but at least I always use the same filenames so everybody knows!
Ill change it in the future though.

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sup Forums's taste is shit.
2deep4u i wanna be a real boy crap doesn't make a good movie no matter how hard you meme it

Sup Forums seriously praises this crap while ignoring true art like star wars and call of duty, truly they have no idea of taste. Maybe they just need to reach my ripe age of 18...

yeah Pinocchio is for fags am I rite, only spandex superheroes and shiny lightsabers make for a good mobie!

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FUCKING THIS

Why Jared Leto’s characters are always so shit?

shouldve turned off filters before replying

What did OP mean by this

more samefagging after he gets btfo, everytime like clockwork

>There were a lot of philosophical inklings
You mean bible references up your ass. Yeah so smart. very IQ. 2000 year old philosophy! WOW! Like "who we are" am I right?

You're responding to a pasta

Call the police, faggot.

Just bought the t-shirt for this epic kinofest

Not nearly as good as the original. Will not be remembered or revered as time passes like the original. It was pretty. But was a scenes of seeing a thing or place. then moving very slowly toward it.

FUCKING SAME

based fucking Sup Forumsonnoisseur
got the poster hanging up right next to my fight club and inception poster

daily reminder this guy was calling pol Sup Forumsedditors while crying on reddit about characters in a star wars game.
Truly the pinnacle of projecting.

>Sup Forumsedditor that joined Sup Forums because of star wars thinks our sister board is a fan of his home board Sup Forumseddit
I can't stop laughing

>Just bought the t-shirt for this epic snortfest
fixed

BWWWRRRMMMM....BWWWRRRMMMM

"No!", it's not.