>"Hey user, can I lay low at your place for a while?"
"Hey user, can I lay low at your place for a while?"
No
I hope you like cute boicock
Fuck off you fucking faggot
Only if you show me your Weiner.
Why not? It's just Antonio
Sure, are you hungry?
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>Antonio Chorizo
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good post user, I upvoted!
wait
are you anton andouille?
KEK
Carlos danger get out of here we dont want you to fuck us like you did Hillary campaign.
Sure just tell me whatever dirt you got on you're ex-wife so I can fuck her in front of you with blackmail.
Fuck that shit I'm not having some of killarys henchmen kicking down my door and making both of us commit suicide
Da fuq was in those messages?
I don't get it.
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I like your bigote, you can stay.
It begins
If you ask nicely I might let you get a taste. Mind your manners.
Are you Carlos Danger?
>*licks you*
Sure friendo. Say, you don't happen to have a phone I could borrow to send a quick email, do you?
He might actually an hero.
>iFunny