/trek/ - Star Trek

Tilly Edition

Don't make any posts about S*D.

>wants no posts about std
>op is literally an std character
user, I...

Tilly is so fat, ships have to exit warp 1.4 light years away from their target destination, Tilly's intertia carries the ship the rest of the way.
Tilly eats so much she has her own mess hall formerly called cargo bay 4.
Tilly doesn't have moles. Those things on her face are glands full of sweat that can't reach escape velocity.
Tilly is so fat that they would never have to test her for founder infiltrator, because no one founder can make up that much mass.
Tilly is so fat, she's got more rolls than the Picard maneuver
Tilly is so fat, she sat in the back of an Argo and made it do a wheelie
Tilly is so fat that she sat on the sacred marketplace and lowered all the prices.
Tilly is so fat that Dukat wouldn't inseminate her
Tilly is so fat and her mole is so big that Burnham thought she was a Klingon at first
Tilly is so fat because they originally wanted to give the role to Amy Schumer
Tilly is so fat that she has to say 2 to beam up when she's alone
Tilly is so fat that Garak tried to take her measurements but the sizing scanner returned "to be continued".
Tilly is so fat that when she heard they would be travelling through a mycelial network she made sure to bring a spoon.
Tilly is so fat that even Riker wouldn't touch her with a 10 light year pole.
Tilly is so fat, her blood type is yamok sauce
Tilly is so fat that she has her own sector of space
Tilly is so fat the transporter scrambles her signal into an omelet
Tilly is so fat that she doesn't explore the galaxy, the galaxy explores her
Tilly is so fat she was stationed on Regulus but her fat rolled over into Cardassian space

I liked STD, 6/10, better first season than DS9, VOY and ENT.

>no STD posts
>picture is of STD
you dun goofed

So, you guys really think that was a mistake? I have a bridge to sell you

UMM
NO SWEATY

Say it with me everyone!
Dukat did absolutely nothing wrong

*collects EBT card*

*snaps fingers 3 times in a Z pattern in the air*

*starts riot over justified police shooting*

*picks cotton*

Tilly is so fat she tried to eat Data's emotion chip
Tilly is so fat she uses nanites to clean her butt crack
Tilly is so fat she tried to order a burger from the sonic shower
Tilly is so fat that she needs self-sealing stembolts to keep her uniform from ripping apart
Tilly is so fat that Starfleet designated her mouth a blackhole

He didn’t go far enough

Dukat did absolutely nothing wrong

>tfw stamets sends burnham out to collect more space spores for the spore drive

I want to have her put on a bonnet and poop on my floor.

Tilly is so fat that two guys can fuck her at the same time and be on different planets

Someone post RDM's address so I can go steal these

Tilly is so fat, she sat on the sacred marketplace and lowered all the prices.

Tilly is so fat that she’s going to have a serious heart condition in a few years unless she loses some weight

Seems like everyone should have the chance to see that. Maybe in that Star Trek museum in Las Vegas?

based

Anyone else just want to see Tilly get sexually degraded?

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Sexually Broken STD episode WHEN?

I want to be Kira's footslave.

How would you react if Burnham got really fat over the season break and started talking like Fat Albert?

I might actually torrent it this time around

Ezri Dax best Dax

Leaked spoilers: S2E1
Burnham is forced to parade around the ship wearing nothing but high heels and a leash.

That's some shitty bait.

Theres a non std thread if anyones interested

That's not Ezri Dax, that's Ezri Tegan (((Mirror))).

remember when ryker fell in love with that guy

Still cute though. And Nicole de Boer is a better actress than Terry Farrell

Terry is more beautiful. Jadzia Dax is a better character.

>One or both

JUST

My friends all loved STD and the last episode, I thought it was horrible. Am I in the minority?

Here's what I thought;
>went overboard with the CGI scenes, every second scene felt like it was taken straight out of Star Wars episode 2/3 with the full CGI sets
>the team are on the Klingon homeworld, but in a town that's not controlled by Klingons? And the Klingons that are there don't even give a shit about the Humans running around, nevertheless the Humans that STARTED the conflict?
>this whole Klingon war ending felt rushed and so minor compared to what happened with the bizarro universe episodes
>the ending also felt so rushed and wayyyyy to happy and perfect, like way overdone for only a show that's in its first season
>Star Fleet acting not like star fleet
>don't even make Saru a captain
I could go on and on

I've never watched it

Don't.

The one that got shut down 10 years ago?