Chelsea has children

>Chelsea has children
>You don't
What's your excuse?

I do actually; and I regret it every waking minute of my life.

My mother is not going to jail.

>What's your excuse?

they might look like this

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My parents don't brown bag and launder millions of dollars through their (((foundation))).

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this

If I had kids, they would cut into my Sup Forums memetic warfare time. It's a sacrifice I must make to guarantee the future of the eternal Trumpdom.

and they grow up to be whores

>Chelsea has children
So who is the mother?

The economy. I've also taken advantage of Obama's planned parenthood twice now over the past 5 years, shit happens and it's not happening to me.

Chelsea
>in her 30s?
>settled with some beta fuck who accepts settling with a goblin

Me
>24
>my girl has only turned 19
>I have too much important shit to be going instead of having a kid, so maybe get her preggers next year

Yeah same here. At first it was the sheer boredom of having kids, but that's grown into a lot of "what if I'd never had them, what could I have done with my life?" thoughts. With you on this user, shits depressing.

It's infinitely easier for a woman to get pregnant than it is for a guy to convince a woman to make her pregnant

Plenty of fat chicks out there desperate for a kid. If you want to be a father that bad, there's nothing stopping you.

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But I do. 3months and one is almost 3 years. I see them doing good things in the Trump Age.

I want a child out of love, not spite

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Meh, if you're not fat yourself, then there's a 50% chance that your kid won't be. They're pretty decent odds.

I read somewhere that the fat genes of children are usually inherited from the father's side, anyway.