*give urself an extra surname beginning with R to make yourself equivalent with Tolkien*

*give urself an extra surname beginning with R to make yourself equivalent with Tolkien*

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>her cunt became the world

Or just be fucking Catholic and get an extra name at confirmation, come on man, this isn't exactly uncommon knowledge.

>Or just be fucking Catholic
Not everyone is a pedophile

>does not practice Catholicism
>actively writes against against religion and religious ideals
>still uses confirmation name
>"coincidentally" sounds just like another famous writer's name

Come on, user. He wants to be Tolkien.

>does not practice Catholicism
>actively writes against against religion and religious ideals
>still uses confirmation name
You really don't know much about Catholicism, do you?
youtube.com/watch?v=FdolFXcNAH4

What? I don't think your baptismal name counts as part of your official name. I have a special baptismal saints name but my middle name is literally just my dad's first name

Pretty much everyone I knew while I was living in Ireland used their baptismal name as part of their official name, even the militant atheists. It was just a cultural thing.

No, he just didn't want to be mistaken for another George Martin, the Beatles producer. Lok it up.

>replaces every letter i with y

If I ever finish my fantasy book will I have to change my last name from my spanish to anglo one?

Just make sure it sounds like the name of another famous author of the same genre, so people might wrongfully assume your book is of the same quality as the other author's works.

Everyone who leaves the Catholic Church either gets reeled back in sooner or later, or stays away but has a part of them that regrets it.

LITERALLY GIVE ME 4 EXAMPLES

Varys, Daenerys, Tyrion, Selmy

What’s your saint’s name, catholicbros? Mine is Peter.

Don't even bother pretending that fat boy was ever religious, you're not fooling anyone.

may you burn in sneed

Are you tellyng me you actually support thys faggotry?

Stephen

based example poster

Not him, but:

>Arryn
>Jordayne
>Blackfyre
>Blacktyde
>Blackmyre
>Payne

user only asked for four, that's why I only mentioned four. But yea, the more examples the better.

Whack him!

based mob goon poster

>Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning.
>Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler.
>By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water.
>The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.
so...no toilet tax?

Imagine being as retarded as a Catholic

>barely follow the Bible
>drink alcoholic wine
>call sprinkling babies on head "baptism" (when the word literally means submersion)
>add to scripture
>have a non-canonical hierarchy
>call Pope head of Church instead of Jesus
>rape little boys bungholes

How many paragraphs did he have to edit out that described the shit pouring from her asshole? Did they note that khal drogos barbarian cock had rendered Daenerys sphincter useless? I can only imagine martins fat sweaty fingers feverishly pounding away at the keyboard all through the night in an attempt to poetically relate her mangled hole spewing fecal soup for hours on end. He probably jerked off to it as well.

>call sprinkling babies on head "baptism" (when the word literally means submersion)
It's symbolic you fucking brainlet, it's not like god doesn't count it if they're not underwater.

>t. methodist

why is this series taken seriously by anyone

boring ass elf names

>methodist
>still being a denominational idiot

The only church is the church of Christ, scumbag, like the one in the first century.

>"It's symbolic you fucking brainlet, it's not like god doesn't count it if they're not underwater."

yeah lets change the whole idea of baptism and see if God is ok with it, shall we? Also babies can't be baptised because they haven't sinned nor can be held accountable for their actions.

why are you arguing with eachother if you are on the same team ?

>yeah lets change the whole idea of baptism and see if God is ok with it, shall we

>believing the supernatural being who created everything cares about such semantics

>>add to scripture
>have a non-canonical hierarchy
>call Pope head of Church instead of Jesus
jesus literally made both of these things right in the gospel

>tfw extra middle name due to this horseshit

>God gives specific command
>"Oh let's do it slightly differently than he asked, he won't care for such semantics"

your logic

this can be used against you in so many ways

pray tell

damn...

>be cuckolic
>still believe in miracles

no no that moldy bread turning into blood wuz a mirakool!!!!!11

I'm game.

>Old Testament

well there's your problem, kiddo

What's the fucking difference? Judaism = old testament, christianism = old AND new testament.

>being this retarded

>die before finishing your last book to troll fanbase

Tolkien was a legit Catholic and all of LotR has Catholic canon as the basis of Middle Earth. Jesus is canon in LOTR and nothing you can say will change that.

But thanks to grrm publishers are no longer accepting fantasy books, he killed the genre

>Be Catholic
>Be an heterosexual peadosexual
I hate stereotypes.

>so committed to it that you're starting a spinoff series that you're releasing before the last book out of no where

You're alright as long your not Protestant

>A denomination who's founder converted back when near death

Seriously the fuck.

>some people have two middle names
> I have none

I do have two last names though.

It's an ameritard thing. Nobody else has three names in western society.

>You deserve not only to be given no food to eat, but also to have the dogs set upon you and to be pelted with horse manure.

>I would not smell the foul odor of your name

>You are worthy only to be mocked by the words of error.

>You are the scum of all the scoundrels.

>You are not a pious fraud, but an infernal, diabolical, antichristian fraud.

>You seem to me to be a real masterpiece of the devil's art

>What happened to the house built on sand in Matthew 7 will also happen to you

t. Martin Luther

> not having a name like Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Crispiniano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso

>doesn't bother to finish his series
>doesn't stop milking it

>le "I have all my descendants names in my own name back to the middle ages" meme
Latino "culture" is worse than african.

>Milking shit when you are old
Never got this. At that age, with that fortune I would have an escort sucking my duck until I died.

That flaccid grandpa cock under all that fat is too much of a hassle to pleasure. I wouldn't bother.

Reminder Brotherhood Without Banners is going to side with Stannis during the fight with the Boltons.

That’s not “Latino” though, he’s from Spain

newsflash, they are latinos too, I didn't say latin-american

>half a continent apart

It is also here where Catelyn and Arya will reunite, both playing a massive role in the downfall of the Freys. Catelyn disintegrates after having her revenge, Arya becomes the new leader of Brotherhood Without Banners and sails west of Westeros implied to be the second coming of Aegon the Conqueror taking with her Nymeria's wolf pack.

I just can’t keep up with the way Americans label everyone
In his case it was just his parents giving him a bunch of names (they both had regular, not long, names). He still only has 2 family names

It is sad that he is seen on the same level by a lot of readers, and television watchers.

Infuriating desu

Nigger, it has nothing to do with american labeling. Latin...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latin_peoples

No one refers to Spaniards as Latinos though, fuckwad, as Latins, yes, as Hispanics too.
But Latino is a term used for Latin Americans

Okay, keep ignoring facts that have nothing to do with your newborn country.

>Latino is a term often used in the United States to refer to people with cultural ties to Latin America, in contrast to Hispanic which is a demonym that includes Spaniards and other speakers of the Spanish language.
>"Latino" as a category used in the United States may be understood as a shorthand for the Spanish word latinoamericano (Latin American in English) or the Portuguese phrase latino americano, thus excluding speakers of Spanish or Portuguese from Europe.

Or are people from Ecuatorial Guinea Latinos to you too?

>often means exclusively
okay, now I won't link merriam webster too, learn your fucking language and stop misinterpreting text

>Peter
>Stephen
Mine is Rognvald, initials are RRRR

I can't be the only one who hates when people shorten their middle names to a single letter
And I'm supposed to say that out loud, the single letter?
Fuck that.

...

I’m not american

Here, Webster
Definition of Latino

plural Latinos
1 : a native or inhabitant of Latin America
2 : a person of Latin American origin living in the U.S.


And Oxford
NOUNplural latinos

North American
(in North America) a person of Latin American origin or descent, especially a man or boy.

>basing your set of beliefs on writing of some sheppard tribe written down thousands of years ago
>supporting an italian mafia organisation that pays barely any taxes, molests children and in many countries has significant political influence

is that pic from Alexander Nevsky?

Yes