Hospital scene

>hospital scene
>patient furiously rips out IV, tubes, and masks
>patient tries to get up and walk out of the hospital

>No nurse, doctor or any other employee can be found in the entire building

>no! you need to get your rest dad!

>capeshit
>scene is in a laboratory
>superstrength character is sedated, strapped to a table
>immediately before scientists begin to start their research the character wakes up and goes on a rampage BTFOing everyone ans escapes

Don't dead.
Open inside.

>they do defibrillations on asystolia

>grabs scientist by the throat and tosses them aside

My grandpa attempted to do this when he came out of a coma, he was completely out of it on drugs and thought he was in a Jack Reacher novel

>Character's arm is in a cast
>He breaks out of it by flexing

Ripping an iv would fucking shred your vein and make you bleed out

The first patient I was ever assigned to tried to do this. 2 days later he was dead. RIP my dude, I still remember you.

It would be extremely painful, but you wouldn't bleed out.

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Vein?

>character dies
>they do 4 or so attempts trying to revive him
>no pulse
>everyone is sad for a couple of seconds
>suddenly pulse appears

>get stabbed by needle but only becomes more powerful and angry

I actually saw my dad wake up and start ripping his tubes out when he woke up from being put under because he ate too big of a piece of steak that he couldn't totally swallow. Of course, since he's an old bastard and people were actually watching him, within like five seconds the situation was fixed.

>character is shot
>doesn't go to hospital
>instead goes to dirty convenience store bathroom to pull out the bullets and dress the wound himself

>"do you hear that"
>"I don't hear anything"
>"exactly"

> friend dying in a character arm
> say the last words and faint
> check pulse
> he/she’s gone
Who cares about CPR anyway

>fantasy/sci fi series
>major character dies
>is brought back to life the next episode/season/film/book

I fucking hate this shit. It cheapens the death of characters, because the writers can just decide to pull a magic life potion out of their ass

>being put under because he ate too big of a piece of steak that he couldn't totally swallow

>Eating steak, bite off more than i can chew.
>Makes it half way down my throat
>Its too big so i have regurgitate the slimy piece of chewed steak.
>Cut it into smaller pieces and continue.

>character suffering debilitating symptoms
>fumbles with pill bottle
>pills everywhere
>chuggs some down the throat, dry
>breathes hard for 3 seconds
>squeezes eyes
>all better now!

>character is in the hospital
>starts walking in a hospital gown
>his buttocks are fully exposed

name 456 movies where this happens

>buttocks are not exposed
D R O P P E D
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Based. I hope he kicked everyone's ass

>hospital scene
>a healthy baby boy is born
>they immediately mutilate his genitals for no reason after the parents make sure it happens
>blood is everywhere, the baby is strapped down so he can't escape, the screaming is incredibly loud as he's in extreme pain
>society accepts this as normal and will laugh at you or act weird if you bring it up

IV U

I work security in hospitals and people do rip out their IV's all the time, and if they aren't formed under the mental health act they are free to leave, as is their right to refuse care.

I appreciate this post

is this the ultimate bane posting?

lookit dis nigga changing the game, just when I thohhht it was fadin

Name 3 crime dramas where it doesnt

For you

>character is told he can't have milkies anymore
>rightfully kills scienceman

>test results reveled to show a crippling case of autism

>*shrill goblin voice*
>i....want.....milkies!
powerful stuff

>old character lying in bed, surrounded by family
>starts talking
>takes a deep breath before finishing sentence
>family gasps
>character catches a breath and keeps talking

>when can I leave
>we're looking at 2 weeks minimum
>*starts ripping out IV, tubes, etc*

Yeah, I'm real annoyed how much I laughed at this.

>this happens at the end of a tense or emotional scene to lighten the mood and make the audience laugh

This was really stupid in district 9 though I was still glad it happened due to how horrific that shit was desu.

He's in some sort of deep secret underground lab where they can safely bring prawns without people knowing and experiment on them and kill them? And he basically just walks out. Breaking the restraint fine.

Its like every cop escape scene where they don't watch the back door for some reason

Lol

I've brought it up plenty of times and people generally agree it's barbaric as fuck. Stop referring to it as circumcision and instead first refer to it as male genital mutilation and it usually helps the other person get it.

Doesn't matter though because the juden are a protected species.

Do you find it odd that everyone acts like they agree with you, refuse to make eye contact during your proud speech, and then change the subject immediately? It is because there is no reasoning with you and they want to get on with their lives. What you are doing is referred to as "autistic screeching" and discussing that shit in pretty much any company is vulgar and impolite, not to mention you sound like a mega dumbass acting like an expert due to your intense internet research and strawmanning.

Nice

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>character wanders around the hospital halls without being stopped by staff or security
Are american hospitals really like this?

Blood vessels that take deoxygenated blood back to the heart.

>defending genital mutilation
whew

I don't get it?

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I'm not autistic and know how to read people and it's not a speech. I also don't just bring it up out of the blue. Keep being a miserable fuck.

stop posting for at least 2 years newfriend

You just made me laugh like an idiot in front of all my patients user

Oh my fucking god

HOLY SHIT

Thanks for the bio lesson, senpai.

I thought you can't move when you get out of a coma?

What's the matter, never learned your Roman Numerals?

>character needs to go to the hospital but hes a criminal
>they go to some dirty place where some illegal alcoholic works

>medics pull up at motorbike accident
>has to perform mouth to mouth resuscitation via the victims asshole due to not being allowed to remove the helmet
>he has hooks for hands

top lel

>they do (REALLY shitty) CPR on anyone and everyone who is unconscious

>brilliant med student performs difficult surgery out on the street with some thrown together tools
>Saves the guy, everyone congratulates him
>Saved dude later dies due to septic shock from all the unsterilised shit the med student worked on him

>character dies
>everone sad, greiving scene
>character come back to life

most societies don't; mutts do for some reason

I don't get it

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