There will never be a Star Wars trilogy with Darth Talon using her powers and stacked body to slowly seduce Ben Solo to...

>there will never be a Star Wars trilogy with Darth Talon using her powers and stacked body to slowly seduce Ben Solo to the darkside
>there will never be a new wave of Darth Talon merchandise that sell out in record time
>there will never be inspired teens and cosplayers dressing up as Darth Talon
>there will never be parents who are concerned with Darth Talon's costume getting more skimpier each movie
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I wish a race of movie loving aliens would invade already and redo some of the shit movies we've had with unlimited funding.

imagine ejaculating on her face.

Seriously though why hasn’t there been a hot Sith Lady yet

because the female form in any sort of attractive form is somehow sexist

Nuwars sucks but i wouldve hated Darth talon too desu.

This. That's what's so fucking frustrating. I hoped all this le feminism stuff would at least get us a female Sith, but for some fuckall reason we can't even get that. Just fat chinks and Mary Sues. Meanwhile, pic related is the second best thing we've gotten out of nu-Wars, the first being Dr. Aphra (both hot bad girls).

It'd be too easy to (literally) seduce young sexually-repressed Jedi boys to the dark side.

Is it soy if I like this?

Not at all.

I wish a Sith babe seduced me

what color would darth talon’s nipples be?

>the force is female
>but not for attractive females

It's why they won't ever be seen in live action form and when they do show up get killed off immediatly like Paige and Tallie.

>ITT: 14 year olds

Do you still have a Luis Royo poster on your wall as well?

>White Knighting against female sexuality

Does your wife's son call you dad or just by your name?

Women are easily intimidated by other women's sexuality.

Halt your buzzwords please

I just think liking a red tattooed fanfic character with a Darth Icky-tier name is juvenile as shit

The general sexless nature of franchise movies is generally a bit of a shame. I think Disney has done a lot throughout its history to suggest an extremely neutered and puritan view of romance to kids and teenagers. Of course it shouldn't be exploitative and pandering but there's nothing wrong with showing that there is something physical to romantic attraction and that those desires are normal and natural.

Stop personify in them.

She is held up as a standard because she is hypersexualized for a reason. She is the lust demon. The seductress to a darker aspect of humanity and sexuality. That is her fucking primary role in the books to bring over a good guy to be a bad guy.

Take your waifu and go.

Women are stupid and can't write for shit. Love should have been used to seduce and corrupt Ben, these trannies and sjws have never loved or understand love because they live a promiscuous life that destroys the very essence of being with another person who different in everyway and learning to make up for those differences through "love", so that's why they scraped it. Ben a young teenage Jedi student meets a very seductive twi'lek who teaches him about adulthood, he is enchanted by this strange alien female creature and begins to rapidly grow deep affection to her little does he know she was only seducing him for a dark purpose to corrupt him from his light jedi ways and become more and more tainted into the darkside.
>Takes ben to the nearby forest and peels back his phimosis cock foreskin gently and then violently sucks his penis until he ejaculates into her mouth which she swallows
>Next day she lures ben to some rocks while the other jedi students are busy training with Master Skywalker and takes his virginity violently as she is in control, she leglocks him and forces ben to ejaculate deep inside her twi'lek vagina with his thick cum
>day after that, Ben has to learned to act more violently with his sexual nature and forcefully sodomizes the twi'leks butthole, during this moment ben feels an inkling of the dark side and the powers that be.
Luke senses a disturbance in the young ones and investigates where this aura is orgiinating from and then discovers one day Ben have lewd sex with the twi'lek and forces him to stop at once, Ben angered that he was interrupted from ejaculating emits more of the dark force, Luke discovers the origin of the dark source and tries to confront him, twi'lek intervenes and then begins to have sex in front of master luke, aggravating the old master by seductively twerking her twi'lek booty on bens cock. The darkness is truly consuming Ben at this moment and a powerful aura is emitted.

You are a gigantic faggot.

Reminder that Blue Girls = Red Girls >>>>>>> Green Girls

Take that back.

>Halt your buzzwords please

t. implies thread is full of 14 year old virgins. gets offended when someone counter memes.

Pure fucking soy. You even argue like a female.

I reached the word limit

Cont
The dark aura emitted by Ben Solo caused the twi'leks vaginal walls to clamp tightly around Ben's penis with a death grip, Ben felt her sucking him inside her with such strength he used all of his will to endure such intense pleasure. The whole time ben's eyes never left master Luke, he was staring into his soul as his penis was being devoured by a lewd twi'lek booty twerking with the power of a thousand death stars. Ben finally ejaculated with such force that his semen was able to hit's master luke's mouth. Luke then licked it off and smirked, still the young unrefined taste of a padawan, you'll never become a jedi.

This timeline sucks

Neo-puritanism at work.

>Literally who
Stop sucking Disney's cock and abandon this shit already. Star Trek and this need to die

Red girls, best smell.

No, fuck you. Greens ae color coded blacks. Red are color coded Meds and Blues are color coded Nords. Ergo, the latter two are better.

>That feel when comics and cartoons are the best things about Star Wars at the moment.
>Movies going down the toilet
>Video games are an EA dumpster-fire
>The books are now juvenile crap written by 12 year olds except for the new Thrawn books because they dragged Timothy Zahn back to write new ones.

>The books are now juvenile crap written by 12 year olds
Vader's been good enough.

Pic related needs to come back.

*blocks path*

...

Redheadfu is superior.

>these trannies and sjws have never loved or understand love because they live a promiscuous life that destroys the very essence of being with another person who different in everyway and learning to make up for those differences through "love", so that's why they scraped it.

That kind of stands to reason. A lot of these gender fluid people talk about love but generally they're incapable of loving a single person and simply trade them in for a new one they find more fancy on a whim

Shouldn't her saber be purple or blue?

Aphra was terrible in the vader comic though. Her droids especially felt like someone was trying to rip off HK-47, but failed so badly that they ripped off HK-50 by mistake and didn’t see the irony

Brown girls > the rest

Not really. The Na'vi are blue but obviously represent native americans, Yoda is green but a little old asian man, Yondu from Guardians of the Galaxy is blue but a generic pirate... it doesn't add up.

>Lesbian threesome between Ahsoka, Sabine and SS, fucking never.

>TFW no SS domming Aphra

Life is suffering.

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But why does he have phimosis

Correct.

>mfw Darkside always has the best tail
Why does anyone ever become a Jedi over a Sith again?

He didnt learn to peel back the skin

Why doesn't the Jedi temple teach basic hygiene? And if he has phimosis wouldn't sex be extremely painful?

excuse

its exactly because of sexist shit like this why little girls did not like Star Wars

SS is superior.

>Feelsbadman.png

George agreed. That's why he cut the actress who was supposed to be the live action Ventress in the prequels after she did a Playboy shoot.

>Uhhh remember that character with a memorable design?
>Well now there's a hot chick version! Fuck yeahh
When will movies stop pandering to incel porn addicts?

Its the definition of soy.

They don't want them to touch their peepee, it leads to lust, lust leads to degeneracy, degeneracy leads to the dark side.

That's why she peel back the skin user.

Yes you libcuck
Go rim your black bull

So the path to the light is phimosis?

Yo what the fucking fuck is this jesus christ

What actress (or even blacktress) could play such a complex role

Haha that’d be so crazy as a joke haha