Why did she need to become black?
Why did she need to become black?
Jacob Ramirez
Liam Hill
dc.wikia.com
>To get a story about life in Little Africa, a black ghetto in Metropolis, Lois Lane has Superman use a transformation machine designed by Dahr-Nel to turn her into a black woman. During her stay there, she meets neighborhood activist Dave Stevens, and helps save his life with a transfusion of her own blood after he is shot by drug dealers. When he awakens, and sees she has become a white woman again, he accepts her sacrifice nonetheless with gratitude.
Eli Powell
>Dahr-Nel
That's a great name. Dahr-Nel, son of Jahm-All
Christopher Edwards
Moses allergory.
Oliver Gomez
Lois was pretty hot as a darkie honestly.
Andrew Wright
I was thinking the same, honestly. Maybe it's the outfit, maybe it's the hair, but she just looks so dull and plain white. At least Black Lois has them cheekbones and nicer eyes. Seems like she has slightly bigger hips, too. Clark should keep that device handy for later, maybe spice things up a bit.
Alexander Miller
Fuck off. Do you want me to start posting murder/ violent crime statistics by race? Didn't think so.
Cameron Stewart
One of my favorite covers.
Carson Parker
Superman hates criminals, blacks as a race commit the most crime.
Why would he want a criminal Lois?
Christian Morales
>This is your 1/10 waifu
>This is how we turn her into a 10/10 waifu
Ryan Howard
But user, that would be off topic! You can catch a ban for derailing a thread with Sup Forums shit. Don't ask me how I know.
And Black Lois is cute! CUTE!
John Taylor
fuck off with your false flagging
Kevin Morales
>REEEEE BE RACIST OR ELSE I'M GOING TO DROP Sup Forums PICTURES EVERYWHERE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Race is just a point in the statistics that you've isolated while refusing to consider other factors that would correlate such as socioeconomic status, culture, whether these statistics are considered across countries, etc.
Noah Barnes
>pic
I thought that was Lois going "mmhmmmmm" like a sassy black lady.
Matthew Hall
>being poor is a justification for murder!
Wow user, that really gets the noggin joggin
Jaxson Torres
literal samefag
Easton Reyes
He's trying really hard to shit up this thread for some reason.
Justin Martinez
Might as well all read it together, yes?
Michael Bennett
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Samuel Phillips
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Ethan Sanders
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Justin Morales
Wrong.
He replied to my post and I replied back.
Adrian James
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Adrian Gomez
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Aiden Flores
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Anthony Edwards
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Matthew Foster
>Dahr-Nel
Is he Crabman?
Tyler Bailey
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Carson Torres
Nobody said that.
Dominic Johnson
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Owen Hernandez
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John Stewart
Why are we feeding him?
Samuel Brooks
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Noah Garcia
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Joseph Brooks
The end!
Christian Gray
That was... something.
Nicholas Harris
Man, just imagine how down you have to get Lois that she's not even responding to that speech like a reporter.
David James
>this is a man's business
He's not above sexism though I see.
Easton Stewart
Thanks for storytiming
Parker Ward
I can't be the only one who thinks this is too real to be Kanigher.
Tyler Hughes
One social issue per decade, can't scare people off with too much change at once.
Cameron Powell
How is it sexism?
Drugs and violence IS a man's game.
Thomas Howard
Dawww
Tyler Carter
unf
Levi Flores
It's hotter that way
Samuel Wood
What's he saying Sup Forums?
Julian Parker
I wonder if she purchased that dashiki before the transformation. That must have been one awkward purchase.
Robert Lopez
>Nigga if you don't get your finger out my face you gonn be blue, too.
Lucas Powell
Don't you mean O-Niggative?
Thank you, I'll be here all week
Benjamin Martin
>Kanigher
That's Kaneghro you racist
Jonathan Jackson
This wasn't even the weirdest Lois comic.
Luis Gonzalez
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Michael Thompson
Jesus Christ, how horrifying!
Andrew Rogers
> Please storytime it!
Owen Sanchez
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Ethan Watson
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Justin Robinson
>this again
Andrew Thomas
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Justin Hernandez
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Ian Lee
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Zachary Morales
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Grayson Miller
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Daniel Gray
>And yet, AM has won, simply... he has taken his revenge...
Brayden Turner
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Caleb Miller
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Julian Williams
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David Mitchell
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Oliver Diaz
Why is short hair Lois so hot?
Michael Clark
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Matthew Evans
animatrix
Michael Hernandez
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Jacob Taylor
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Samuel Ramirez
and fin
William Nguyen
>superman are you racist?!
>I'm a fucking alien
lol
Asher Sanders
>Lower left panel
>Affirmative action strikes again
Eli Sanchez
Another Lois story with no fetish subtext whatsoever
Hudson Cruz
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Jackson Roberts
Translator's note: C is roman for $100
Dylan Hill
Lois is kind of a badass, huh?
Nathaniel Carter
Speaking of ass…
Austin White
Maybe it's the fucking dashiki and turban you're wearing.
Blake Wood
> yes, glorious car piss
Mason Johnson
Literally the 10% of your brain meme
Kevin Smith
>Licking soda off the ground
Lois, we need to talk about your drinking prblem.
Brody Evans
> yes, all over my body, all of you
Jonathan Hill
So the white people treat the black chick just like the black people treated the white chick? Is that the lesson? I guess I don't get it.
Brayden Butler
NOT SYMBOLIC IN THE LEAST
Robert Martinez
THIS ISN'T HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS
Dominic Miller
jesus christ lois
Wyatt Barnes
welcome to the silver age
David Robinson
Damn girl...
Jonathan Perry
The moral at the end is that they can overcome their prejudices.
Michael Taylor
>our slumlord claims he can't afford a janitor
Clean it yourself, holy fuck.
Julian Hall
what a whore
Parker Rivera
Soneone needs to make a doujin about this short story.
Daniel Sanchez
I work all week so I pay you to stay here, and I come home and clean the whole place like a second job? Should I wash my own dishes at a fucking restaurant, too? Do some basic upkeep in the common areas, this is basic standard shit.
Jackson Adams
Classic Superman was full of inexplicable awkward fetish material
Landon Gutierrez
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Ian Butler
Punisher became a black guy once too.
cbr.com
Mason James
even worse, he brought back Luke Cage from obscurity