Lukino back on the menu

Lucas signs $8 billion Netflix deal

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Tentatively excited.
After the prequels, hopefully everyone knows he’s a genius that just needs to not be surrounded by yes men.
8 billion dollars, though. Holy shit.

I’m retarded. 8 billion dollars.
There was one glorious moment where I believed, though.

>netflix stock up 80,000%

whoa

Yes, plant the hype seeds now, Netflix. There’s no way this one could fail for you. How’s working with Adam Sandler treating you guys?

Sandler's a sack of shit that's never made a good movie. Go and watch "Billy Madison" and try not to cringe when he baby babbles and speaks gibberish.

Pleb

> One of the films is already being dubbed a “Star Wars Killer,” because of its epic scope and space fantasy themes

wew lad. what a time to be alive. new SpaceKino from george lucas eh....never thought i'd see the day

>star wars is dea-

>One of the films is already being dubbed a “Star Wars Killer,” because of its epic scope and space fantasy themes

Lucas has already shown himself to be incapable of being a good storyteller, though.

What a bunch of retards in this thread, there is no news of this anywhere besides OP’s “fakingstarwars.net”.

maybe it's rose tinted glasses, but i already find the prequel trilogy to be infinitely more watchable than the previous two movies from the new trilogy

>fakingstarwars

Nah, if you look back on what 1-3 gave us outside of the movies, they were clearly more infulential even though they are so old now, the only thing 7 gave us was TR-8T-0R or whatever the fuck the club spinning cunt was called and even that as evaporated to a mild meme.

You still see all sorts of Prequel memes

>Stay tuned to FakingStarWars.net for all the Star Wars news worth faking.

hmmmm

He’s right.
Prequels are better than any of the current capeshit, so there’s that. I have fond memories of the movies when I was younger, and I still love all the weapons and vehicles.

I can't believe this is actually happening!!!!!!

Whatever. Go watch him prance around in a dress and delude yourself into thinking its """"""comedy""""

big if true

>that amount of money
>Lucas' head will swell to even more massive proportions
>nobody will dare check him on his foolishness and tell him when his ideas are shit
>nobody will convince him to exercise a smidgen of restraint
Jesus christ.

I shall
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Please do recommend me some funny movies, user.
I need a laugh.

the era of "dumped on netflix" officially begins

ITT Idiots get baited.

Wait what?

So first Disney pays 5 billion to Lucas and now NetFlix pays 8 billion?

And all those millions from the Star Wars before...

Man.

All right, seeing as how you're being cordial, I'll reccomend one that's an acquired taste of funny, and not only features a Robin Williams cameo and features the guy who went on to voice Spongebob Squarepants, its actually Adam Saddlers debut film:
Shakes the Clown

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I expected more. 3/4

wouldnt it be funny if george lucas made a new franchise that then overtakes star wars. it would be like the indians and the pearls at the moment they realized what they got is worthless.

shakes the clown is kino, even without sandler and robin williams. never knew about the spongebob things, pretty funny.

kek at the brainlets that fell for it. No one would pay 8 billion for anyone, let alone Lucas. Netflix doesn't even have that kind of cash to wave around. They payed 90 million for Bright and that was considered a huge investment. Why would anyone pay anything for Lucas though? He doesn't own Star Wars and he can't write or direct.

I could definitely see Lucas paying Netflix 100 mill for the rights to show his own privately funded films on their streaming service though.

because of your childhood nostalgia. The prequels are objectively poorly made movies. If you don't like the direction the sequels took the story, that's fine, whatever, but they're competently made+shot+directed films.

The prequels are not.

>films made by committee
>competent
Maybe in only the most basal opinion

>hurr durr it's all committee made because le evul disney kikes made it!!!

I bet you believe George was le ebin rogue auteur who wasn't pandering to fans at all in the prequels, too

Really good post, you mind if I post it on Reddit?

Fuck yes. I love you George

Your bad bait proves how dumb most Sup Forums posters are.

>inb4 "I was just pretending to be retarded"

>How’s working with Adam Sandler treating you guys?

Sandler movies are insanely popular on Netflix, so probably pretty well.

>just needs to not be surrounded by yes men
You really need to fuck off with this RLM meme.

>Rumor has it Harrison Ford, Johnny Depp and Tessa Thompson have already signed on.
>Johnny Depp

Welp, it's ruined

fuck off pleb

>Site is called fakingstarwars.net
>Everyone on Sup Forums still believes op


I hate this fucking place

shut up let me larp in peace

This. I thought this thread would have died by now. If you must reply please remember to sage.

That shot's not even in the finished film, you dishonest shithead.

I just hope George has full creative control over this. Really looking foward to it either way.
Also: fuck RLM

Facts don't matter here.

I was planning on killing myself soon, but this wonderful news gives me hope. Thank you for posting it, OP.

LOL.

Pity it's not real. Hollywood is imploding and it would poetic if George was the guy overseeing it's final doom.
He invented New Hollywood. It's only right he should end it.

It’s like a ballad.

"Your time it's over Rat"

This is the price we pay for encouraging gullible boomers to stay on our board.