John Oliver BTFO

kike Ben Shapiro redeems himself by attacking Current Year man
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I love kike on kike violence.

>racking slide with his finger on the trigger

I don't care if he's nevertrump. I like this kike. His debate skills are off the charts.

Samantha Bee has some funny segments though.

I feel you.
At least he grips slide correctly at the end and not with the full hand on top.

TRIGGER DISCIPLINE REEEEEEEEEE
>your average glawk owner

They don't even have humour in Germany.

Why put a stock on a pistol?
Why not buy an mp or a short (assault) rifle instead?

there is literally no way it can fire if the barrel is open

Unifying the titles for worst comedian.

yeah it's not like the barrel will close when he let's go of the slide or anything

>Samantha Bee
>Funny

Jesus, Germany is worse off than I ever could have imagined.

then he will take his finger off the trigger? what's so hard to understand about that?

We don't think we are smarter just because of our accent, its just how we talk senpai

step 1: think glawks are the greatest invention. why would you need anything else?
step 2: have severe autism
step 3: buy trijicon optic for glawk with magpull stock and a drum magazine
step 5: get laughed at

by the way...I'm so fucking glad this election campaign isn't about abortion and gay marriage

i hope you ND into your own skull

Nobody who puts their finger on the trigger when pulling the slide is then going to take their finger off the trigger magically before letting go

She stole the name of her show. Bitch must die.

I Believe in Ben.

someone post the cringiest YT clip from the Samantha Bee show pls

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>At least he grips slide correctly at the end and not with the full hand on top.

...I hope you're fucking with us Hans

>t. non gun owner

ND?

I'm not Oliver fan, but,

> that voice and accent
Dear god. What a whiny, nasal bitch.

> We fought a revolution to avoid being lectured at by a Brit
Come on, poor rhetoric.

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this is funny

Nice try at astroturfing you fucking disgusting kike.

Some states won't allow you to own an assault rifle with a barrel shorter than 16 inches as they would be considered a SBR and would require you to get a tax stamp.

It's basically a marketing fact that witty British accents tend to persuade Americans more than actual facts.

no h8 love u dad

>not knowing what ND means
>claims to own guns
nogunz detected. fuck off idiot.

All the "joo" memes aside, I really like Ben Shapiro and every Jew I have ever met. Jews aren't the problem, rich globalist bankers are, and most happen to be Jews because of the history of usury being banned in Islam and Christianity.

>ND?

wow actual non-gun owner detected

wow I physically retched in that soundbite alone. I call Ben a smarmy wanker, so I don't know how I would describe that level of limey.

You associate it with authority, so naturally now that you're dealing with a single motherhood epidemic an accent that represents authority to you satisfies some desire for paternal love many of you never received

Does it mean no decision? I'm literally going dear hunting in a week. I don't have a AR-15 but a Tikka T3 30.06 composite stock w/ stainless barrel (I got that because my dad has the same rifle but with a wooden stock and his stock was all jacked up from walking through the woods over the course of two years)

and here's crowder fucking destroying her

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it means negligent discharge, when you accidentally fire a gun because you do retarded things like put your finger on the trigger when pulling the slide

>bass
>pretty sure is in the mix somewhere but you can't hear it

Why do you inflict you're shittiest people on us though? You guys aren't still trying to passively aggressively get even for the revolution thing are you?

John Oliver has got a weird accent though, it sounds really forced and unnatural, almost like an American imitation of sorts.

>have a half an hour of comedy on HBO
>people treat you like some great political commentator

>I wonder who could be behind this post?

Actually have never heard that term. Thanks though.

Probably will never use it however.

Do you /k/ommandos like the Tikka T3, overall?

hes legit the 1st brit I abosolutely hate with a fucking passion

I bet he calls it an "accidental discharge".

It's not fucking accidental unless there's an actual malfunction that causes the firearm to go off. When human error is involved, it's ALWAYS a negligent discharge.

its a durr rifle, on /k/ we only talk about glawks and glawk accessories.

see
I've never heard of the term in my life

Heh ironic isnt it? That they cant handle a differing opinion no matter how its given yet they complain about SJWs being so sensitive as well.

The hypocrisy of it all is quite hilarious really. fucking cry babys

>LOL DRUMPF IS DUMB
>LOL WHITE PEOPLE ARE RACIST AND DUMB
>LOL DRUMPF TELLS LIES UNLIKE HILLARY

If you unironically find this funny, please kill yourself. This stupid whore is literally Current Year Man with a cunt. Women are never funny, period.

get the fuck out you pretender

A lot of our cunts become so unpopular they can't gain any ground here but americans like obnoxious twats, like piers morgan or how gordan ramsay acts on camera these days.
I don't think this cunt has done anything in the uk

We got even for the revolution by burning down the whitehouse you cucks.

If you seriously think this is at the base of the humour in that segment I'm afraid you didn't get the jokes.

Second post OK post.

I remember HBO was very truthful and basically right-leaning a few (maybe more than a few) years ago. What happened? Is it just business? They also produced an incredibly incorrect movie about LBJ.

They're also making a show about Andrew Jackson. Will it be as good as John Adams? I have my doubts.

if you're only going for deer i'd say 30-06 is overkill, but since you already have own a gun that's capable of taking it down don't buy another rifle. I prefer .308 or .270 for whitetail but if 30-06 tickles your dick then you're all good.

nah I own a few guns but just don't visit /k/ as often as I should

The FIFA corruption video was actually really really good and got me into Oliver to begin with.

I suppose they just ran out of actual journalistic pieces and decided to start pandering to liberals on reddit.

because that glock is full auto, it is very difficult to shoot a full auto pistol with no stock.

If this is true you need to learn some firearm safety lad.
0/10 would not go shooting with.

ur mean

>if you're only going for deer i'd say 30-06 is overkill
That was the point of getting a 30.06. I wanted a rifle that could take down anything as I plan to hopefully hunt larger game as I get older.

I even use winchester ballistic silvertips for deer

despite that, I shot a spike last year that was actually a perfect shot (heart) but still took off about 50 yards through the woods

I took the course at age 12 but don't understand the acronym


faggot

You call somebody else a non gun owner and dont know what an ND is?

I don't browse the internet to learn about guns, I browse the internet to learn what I need to watch out for to defend myself.

BANE? get

ssjjssj


You're telling me

>2016
>Revolutionary War jokes
>implying Britain isn't a our greatest and closest ally

Yes, I think a mysterious masked man just jumped in that cage match with Samantha Bee and Trevor Noah.

I am a shitposter and no one can stop me

>hurr durr his opinion is irrelevant because he's british
>hue hue we fought a war to stop listening to britain(???)
>huehue ignore the fact i'm a kike and im really a conservative g..goy...i mean guys

reported.

DADDY SHAPIRO

what was

Yeah nah. Some women are funny. John Oliver isn't though. I can't stand Shapiro either, but he's spot on about the accent thing.

Looks like he's still upset about Milo.

>Kike
VS.
>Kike Lobsterback NeoLiberal Busybody Immigrant
Fuck the Human Calendar's opinion.

Well, there's truth though to the fact that the elites here use a Brit like Oliver to convince us of leftist shit because we DO like Brits and maybe subconsciously think they are smarter or something. And Brits like Oliver do need to stay the fuck out of our politics, just like Obama should've stayed the fuck out of Brexit.

Additionally, our most problem leftists--the wealthy elitist libshits--modeled themselves on British and Euro leftism, and see where it's gotten us all. A very bad place.

So...I can't stand Shapiro and his annoying voice, but fact is, Oliver really is poisonous.

Why is your fridge so tiny?

Joan rivers was funny but they kiled her

the point he makes on the accents is spot on

this kike always wears his stupid little baldspot cap

we get it you're Jewish Ben

its my bathroom fridge

True

Also, if Shapiro truly wants to "BTFO out of John Oliver" how about he take on one of the numerous, thoroughly researched segments from John's actual show instead of some 30-second speech at a banquet?

Here's a list:
Predatory Lending
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Nuclear Weapons
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Torture
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Food Waste
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Retirement Plans
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Infrastructure
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Refugee Crisis
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Patents
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U.S. Territories
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Sugar
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Chicken Farming
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Lottery System
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Elected Judges
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State Legislators
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Most of these aren't even partisan issues. They're American issues that nobody else is addressing. When people attack shit like these topics it seriously makes me question both their agenda and ulterior motives.

Maybe this year.
Hopefully.

no one has the time to deal with some retarded limey Brit who doesn't know shit about our country.

we dealt with Piers cause he had his own show on actual mainstream media channel

For fuck sake, "negligent discharge".

Not an argument.

wtf i love ben shapiro now

LIBERAL COMEDIAN HATE THREAD GOOOOO

That guy looks perpetually 16.

if you think this is funny then you should really kill yourself

Why doesn't Oliver debate people in person s on his show to challenge different views points. huh?

SAvVAGE

Neither did you.
Make it here, we're all capable.

Because that's not the format of the show. It's like asking why doesn't Cosmo have more Creationists on the show?

It's not Fox News, MSNBC, CNN, etc. where they pretend to have a discussion but it's really just a yelling match for personality points. He presents a series of facts backed up by video evidence that you can either accept or pretend isn't reality.

For example, in the tobacco episode he highlights Phillip Morris suing the nation of Australia, and losing, then citing that lawsuit (they lost) to pressure the tiny nation of Togo into preventing package labeling laws in their country. What facts did you want to debate about that statement? That it didn't happen?

I did, I listed several of his segments as reference. That's the source.

Pick any one of them and find a legitimately problem with the statements he's making that are something other than, "I don't like his accents and I think he's smug." Which is ironic since John Oliver, and British humor in general, is mostly self-deprecating and sardonic.

Some of these segments are okay. It's mostly his indulgence in the le ebin funny liberal who talks about politics meme show that Liebowitz started, where every liberal who tells jokes acts like they're so fucking smart and how obviously Donald Trump is the worst piece of shit who ever existed while Hillary Clinton's many flaws should be swept under the rug. He twists himself into knots in the segments, and always paints Donald Trump in the worst possible light, while barely discussing Clinton's skeletons.

He's a smug liberal faggot really.

We know it's you Benny, you're not fooling anyone.

Underrated.

Except he forgot to mention that late term abortions are illegal except in cases where the baby has already died or is putting the mother's life at risk (in this case the baby would die as well even in a full, natural birth). So yes, it's horrible, but by this point the baby is already dead and this is the most effective way to remove it without causing too much physical harm to the mother.

I'm pro choice but extremely against legalizing extended late term abortions beyond the current law.