What do you think of this?

What do you think of this?

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I think you should storytime this shit, that's what I think.

A biiig hole in her.

>What do you think of this?
My penis is intrigued. Please go on.

does that make her a beard?

I'm impressed she managed to find a flannel shirt large enough to fit a fucking bear

>not writing bear porn for Canadians

>She cradled his big, furry, assymetrical balls in her hands, she played with them, slipping them gently inside their cases as he licked.
D-Disgusting..

I get it

Apparently it won't be released until April next year.

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>black bear
>black

I don't know what I expected.

>balls
>big, furry, asymmetrical balls

Women. They will fuck a bear, but not you.

Well t's not gonna be a fucking polar bear, is it, you cringing fuck.

Holy shit stop mentally cucking yourself even in comedy bestiality comics.

Is this an English version of pic related?

Speak for yourself senpai.

The author of this also has an award names after her now.

>arcadefire
So this is how democracy dies

The bear and the maiden fair.

i've storytimed this a couple times

All the voters start fucking bears?

Is her nickname Goldilocks?

Because she can swallow my porridge.

>Neighbors keep filing complaints about the bear
>She claims he's her service animal

>Neighbors mauled hideously to death shortly after

so, this is Chris mom and dad?

I bought this book in Canada as a joke and it was actually really fucking good

Its a great meditation on both nostalgia for Canada's past as well as the loneliness of a middle-aged women- she realizes she's effectively becoming a cat lady and hates herself for it. She ends up in a weird symbiotic relationship with the bear because its the only male force in her life that's not trying to exploit her for quick sex, and ironically that causes her to lust for it. Over time she keeps trying to provoke the bear into more and more sexual acts, but it never ends up mounting her- instead it freaks out and claws the fuck out of her back instead. Only when she is bleeding out, naked on the floor does she realize how fucking bonkers her actions have been. Though she says goodbye to the bear on a bittersweet note, it creates a resolve to examine her life and rebuild it into one where she respects herself even without degrading one-night stands.

The prose was beautiful. It deserves every award it got.

More like a less interesting version of this.

I was expecting gay porn.

I agree.

I NEEED MY SERVICE ANIMAL!

This is actually a pretty good book. Not even joking. I'd give it 4/5 stars.

It's all about a disturbed and lonely woman. She never actually has sex with the bear and it's not written to be eoritc but I guess the marketers try to sell it off as one of those weird zoophilic romance novels. There's stuff about women fucking velociraptors out there.

That sounds great, time to order a 2 cent copy on Amazon. But 27 is middle-aged? Fuck, user.

>In 2014, the paperback cover became an Internet meme, thanks to a widely shared Imgur post titled "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, CANADA?"[16] This exposure led to a modern reappraisal of the 1970s novel, including new reviews, commentary, and a place in the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation's 2014 list "Books That Make You Proud to Be a Canadian."[16][17] A 2014 National Post review by literature critic Emily Keeler called the book "the best Canadian novel of all time."[18] Critic Aritha Van Herk, in an interview with CBC Radio's Q program, called the novel a "quintessential Canadian book," referencing the role of wilderness in Canadian lives.

what

So is the cat in a threeway?

>I've never seen one so big, have you?
>That blush.

>Black Bear
Somebody alert Sup Forums.

Canada is basically bizarro-America. It gets weird.

>There's stuff about women fucking velociraptors out there.
And where would this stuff be exactly?

s-source?

i think he's talking about in the velociraptor's den

>Azog is an underappreciated cavewoman in her tribe. The cavemen treat her like a piece a meat. They disrespect her at every turn and never listen to anything she says. Azog cannot change this unless she proves herself as a hunter. When she goes out in search of fresh meat, she discovers a clutch of baby velociraptors and decides to kill them and triumphantly bring them back to her tribe. That is, until their father shows up and blocks Azog’s way out of the cave. Azog must use all of her womanly wiles to get out of the cave, which includes doing things she had never dreamed of.

Incredible.

It's a subgenre known as dinosaur erotica. You can find a lot of it on Amazon.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaur_erotica

Nah, this shit will play it safe, they won't have the balls to have the protagonist fuck the bear

Nickelodeon by master Douman Seiman.

Seiman art in color looks weird.

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

As said, it's by Dowman Seiman. That's the end of that particular bit, IIRC they're mentioned again but not seen.

Everyone in Golden Kamui is just chasing their dreams.

did Cartoon Network come out with one yet?

Hey bitch, bears are for men, not for women.

Why is Pyrenee wearing clothes?

I'm pretty sure life expectancy in 70's Canada was around 55.

Go to the kindle store, select the romance category, and look at the free ones. There's shit like women getting gangbanged by clipart. Not something in the story that they depict on the cover with clipart, the actual story is clipart fucking her.

so the bear hate the confederate flag and live near Hollywood?, let me guess they dont know about Sup Forums

Girls are way too fucking lewd.

This is pretty good, the bit with the facehugger was funny and sappy.

Reminds me of this, comfy comic.

No, his mom was a yeti.

>A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay

>Human x Anthro
>Bestiality
Disgusting, OP.

The bear isn't anthropomorphic. It's just a bear, they are built like that.

Even so, it's showing interspecies.

I can't decide whether to make a joke about gays or a joke about Dogfucker Humphries.

Chuck Tingle is the hero our generation so desperately needs.

We just need a freaky, stupid and extremely gay film exec to start greenlighting adaptations.

Apparently it was written by someone else.
If it wasn't from 2014 I'd assume it was an attempt to cash in on the Tingle train.
As it is I guess we have to assume that there are multiple people on earth who write erotica about homosexual dinosaur beastiality taking place in wallstreet trading firms.

After all, 25 is the signal for being a cake.

What unnerves me is that "Color Changing Dress" links to some other article.

>Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt
>Pounded in the Butt by My Book "Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt"

And Wikipedia says there are also
>Pounded in the Butt by My Book "Pounded in the Butt by My Book 'Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt'"
>Pounded in the Butt by My Book "Pounded in the Butt by My Book 'Pounded in the Butt by My Book "Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt"'"
>Pounded in the Butt by My Book "Pounded in the Butt by My Book 'Pounded in the Butt by My Book "Pounded in the Butt by My Book 'Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt'"'"
>Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"'"'

All these weird as fuck book names sound so insane that they make me kinda curious. Has anyone read this guy's books? Is it worth it for the laughs, or are the titles their highlight?

In Japan.

It was a 2015 meme.
There was a photo of a dress, and people couldn't decide if it was black and blue or white and gold.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_dress
For the record, I still say it's white and gold.

I'd say he's not the hero our generation needs but deserves.

>ice cream sandwich
>plate

I guess I'll hump my burrito then.

-Grizz

>releases 3 books in 3 days
Does he write them in one day?

We lost Canada to the furry heretics.

>2015
Jesus Christ, it's been that long?

Golden Kamui is the only manga/comic that manages to constantly surprise me in the best kind of way and I love it.

Read one of you're curious.

I suspect that Tingle is an established comedy writer who writes in an esoteric way to avoid recognition. He focuses in on a few words and does a lot of capitalization that emulates autistic/German language issues. It honestly is funny, but there's no need to read a lot of it.

Tell me you're reading Dungeon Meshi, you good-taste-having fag.

There's a book series that takes the dinosaur thing semi-seriously, if you guys are interested. Anonymous Rex, Casual Rex, and Hot and Sweaty Rex. It's about a secret subculture of dinosaurs that wear latex suits to appear human, the hero solves mysteries in L.A.

It's mostly comedic, but I think there was some kind of sex scene in there somewhere.

What do you think I am, some kind of queer?

I dunno, what else are you reading?

Beastars
Black General-san
Dorohedoro
Fire Punch
Helck
Keyman
Mob Psycho/Wun Punch
Otoyomegatari
Vinland Saga

Get. On. My. Level.

I feel a little bit embarrassed you put that last sentence in m8. Best of luck though.

>big furry assymetrical balls

that may be the least sexy thing I've ever read.

Wait a second...

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Might help if the artist changed something other than the just the hands between the second and third image. "losing pure human shape", my ass.

As a Canadian I have to say: it's nice to be more represented in comics.

>Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt'

This...this is high art.

No, they show up one more time in the final chapter with the dude who gets chucked by a bird.

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>Over time she keeps trying to provoke the bear into more and more sexual acts, but it never ends up mounting her
That's disappointing

I need to go check this out.

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>rest of the comic is her covering up their deaths in hilarious ways

I'm 27 and feel like I'm so old I should just end it. I don't know how people past their mid-thirties do it. They must have no self-respect.

I'm 27 too. I don't know what your situation is but while I have serious lows there are still enough positive things I experience to keep my going. For a long time I planned to kill myself at 25: when I got to that point I wanted to keep living and I still do, but sometimes I feel overwhelmed in the opposite way for a few days.

Everyone gets old. I think you just become more conscious of the time you're wasting as you get older.

nani?