If you're listening this, it means I'm already dead

>if you're listening this, it means I'm already dead

> Listening

Retard, we are reading

>I grew up with 5 brothers

>if you're listening this, i am you. you have forgotten who you are, and what everything is. This is a tape recorder, and I'm doing something called speaking

>He doesn't have audio mode on

>so much for plan A
>what's plan B?
>RUN!!!

>car fails to start in a time sensitive situation

>It's loud... too loud
>WHAT?

> listening this
You mean 'listenting TO this' Hahah what a fucking retard OP do you even know how to speak english. you have seriously fucked up SO hard RN. i would just delete this thread if I were you

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Well you are technically *listening this*

>there's a cat in this scene so let's make that really obvious by adding in all the crazy noises a cat can do and let's make them twice as loud as the dialogue.

>he doesn't listen to each post he reads with the same voice in his head

>enemy is a shapeshifter assuming a human form
>they speak fluent english and are very respectful in tone and have the ability to reason and plan
>they are exposed as a shapeshifting creature
>suddenly just roars and growls with unrestrained violence and no forethought to their actions

What are some movies where the main character has to deal with a narcicisstic bipolar drunkard egg donor that favours his pampered younger leftist golden child khv permavirgin NEET brother (who gets catered to his every whim along w/monetary favours as long as he acts as an extension and flying monkey of the narc like a good enabler) over him along with having scapegoated the main character his entire life up until that point?

>my computer has been reading to me...

>so much for that
>what's plan B?
>that WAS plan B

>Steve, if you're reading this then it means I didn't make it and you're dead
Bronson saying it makes it even more badass

>I have good news and bad news
>tells news
>what about the good news
>that was the good news

> this will take atleast 20 minutes
>Well you better hurry
>We only got 5 nano seconds left

>lets see who the slippery sphincter really was
>old man mikowski! The overly touchy gardener who seemingly vanished every time a skid mark was left?!
Every time.