It's estimated that when Yellowstone erupts it will release the energy equivalent of 200 gigatons of TNT

It's estimated that when Yellowstone erupts it will release the energy equivalent of 200 gigatons of TNT.

How can America ever recover from this?

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we won't because most whites will be dead, it would be a literal zoo

>tfw in the kill zone

>A pepeposter gets to die
Good

Yellowstone going boom would be the end of the North American continent. And thats just the inital eruption. The ash cloud and debris from that monster going off would trigger a minor ice age that cause massive problems for the entire northern hemisphere.

wew! safe in New Jersey

Why don't scientists just destroy it

Wouldn't ash and all that toxic shit blow further east? Unless I'm thinking of a nuclear strike map, I thought the jet stream would bring that stuff across the lakes and into PA.

Who /secondaryashzone/ here?

tfw joisey

why don't we put a big bowl over it

>i die instantly
Please erupt n end it all im pretty sad desu. No1 will miss montana anyway

So what the fuck will happen in the secondary ash zone?
I'm on the very fringe of it. Will I have to move?

You think it's just America's problem? The entire world will feel this. Canada is beyond fucked too

gigatons

trump wins

Zyklon Ben would have a word with you.

TRUMP WILL BE PRESIDENT!!!!!!

HILARY WILL GO PRISON!

KEK WILLS IT!!

you fags better help us

It won't

>tfw huge undersea volcano near the coast

...

>How can America ever recover from this?

We wouldn't.

I mean, I guess the coasts would be okay for a bit but like said, the whole world is going to be screwed when Yellowstone erupts

>tfw Stromboli, Vesuvius, Etna and Phlegraean Fields all erupt at the same time

who /secondaryashzone/? We will become the pripyat

>How can America ever recover from this?

Not at all if we're lucky.

>mfw the Vatican is literally cast into the Lake of Fire
Revelation up in this motherfucker.

what a shame

Tfw Marsili finally erupts and tsunamis wipe out Sicily, Campania and Calabria

am i safe in the secondary ashsone?

What happens when Russia sends a kinetic "rod of god" to this spot to force the eruption?

The whitest part of America get burnt

Keep the Jews away from that place.

This. At least lessen the impact a little.

>How can America ever recover from this?
we could just nuke California and then all our problems would go away

Why can't we get scientists and engineers to work to develop ways to stop the eruptions from happening? At least this one. We need time at least to terraform mars.

THINK ABOUT THIS.

ALL THE JOBS AND WE BECOME A TWO PLANET SPECIES.

Well, in all honesty it would lead to niggers on the coasts starving. So it might be a good thing desu.

The effects would be global. Ecosystems would change. There would be an ice age. Food shortages. Nuclear reactors melting down. Even if large parts of other continents survived in the first 5 years, there would be decades of global war and unrest and economic collapse

>Live on East coast
>Get fucked by nukes
>Live in Midwest
>Get fucked by volcano
>Live on West coast
>Get fucked by liberals
>Fuck this shit, I'm moving to Japan
>Get fucked by earthquake

JUST.

>every state effected is nearly worthless
>implying California won't get knocked free, after the explosion triggers the fault line to crack
>implying this will effect the east coast, the heart of the US, at all

>tfw only in the primary ash zone
I can't wait to narrowly avoid death only to die anyway in the resultant famine.

>a bunch of rural red states get absolutely fucked up
>liberal coast urban area survive relatively scot free
Bring it on. We need to remove a few rednecks from this country anyway. Too bad Western Canada is gonna get a bit fucked.

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And Florida will live on

They can't and Putin will rule the world.

>agricultural heartland that grows all of our cheap food being mired in ash
>"worthless"
It will be hard to enjoy all those useless shiny consumer trinkets from "non-flyovers" when you're starving to death.

I can live with this. At least then I'll die knowing retards like you will starve to death.

>Americans shows up with 11 supercarriers at he coast of europe
>"pack it up fags its time to swap lands"
What would you even do?

Never before have I been happy to live in AR.

Draft a letter of deep concern while drifting across the Atlantic on a cluster of inner tubes slavaged from a Holiday Inn tool shed because they gave all the boats to Jamal's extended family

>Live in Antarctica
>Feels good man

>implying if Imported food stop being sent communities won't just switch to local production
A lot of places have enough food stores to last a few months. People can just set up local farms even in cities.

>implying any of you know how to grow food
lel

i kinda want this to happen. in a position where I wont die immediately, but I get to experience the effects of a semi-apocalyptic event. definitely beats working a desk job.

>commiefornia in a drought
>"we'll just grow our own food"

Top lel

Except when Dat ash cloud wipes out farms and your dipshit candy ass has to fight Jamal for chef boyardee

LMAO

To be fair, most of the relevant parts of the country are in the safe zone.

>coastlets are this buttmad

more like 200 niggatons

Ashlanders will keep the old traditions alive.

Accept the refugees and commit sudoku like they always do

mfw Putin nukes Yellowstone

You must be too young to remember how shitty Mt. St. Helens going off was.

At least Ohio's corn fields will be left un-ashed.

>we'll just grow our own!
Your shitty corner community garden isn't going to sustain a large metropolitan area, especially one that will grow even larger from migration in the aftermath of a devastating national disaster. If it was that easy, it would have been done that way already,

>A lot of places have enough food stores to last a few months.
A disaster like this would have a profound effect on the entire world for decades, maybe even centuries. Supervolcano eruptions are serious shit.

Can't tell if trolling or actually just retarded

coastguard weeny here, feels good that I will be on the coast somewhere (praying I never get stationed on the great Lakes

Whoa look out, we got a real oldfag on our hands here.

im safe so you can go fuck your self on a lava dick

Will this kill all the portland and seattle fags?

We have this thread literally every week.

You're still in new jersey.

Don't worry, scrote. The IRS will have tax collection services up and running within a month, and your local law enforcement will be sure you contribute your fair share of canned goods and tobacco to the community. We'll just all pull together and be back at the present GDP within a decade.

nuclear war will happen before that volcano explodes

yes thank glob

Yeah. Doesn't change the fact that St. Helens fucked everything up including my new Z1300. Whatever though, I'm just waiting for Rainier to blow and kill everyone in WA including myself.

No one knows when it could blow up. All it takes is one Earthquake close enough to the volcano and boom. It could happen today or in a 1000 years.

Our deaths will quick unlike the rest of you faggots. You idiots will get to die in the mini ice age that follows. Enjoy trying to eat rocks when all plant life dies. Fucking queers.

>California supplies most of the food
>it's not touched
You're overstating how much your boring middlestate is worth.

PS those crops can grow anywhere. We don't need your fucking backwater redneck ass.

I know right? It's not like we can't already deactivate atoms and shit.

They don't.

Or they'll die with the eruption or with the crop failures

Autism is strong with you, the Yellowstone cauldron isn't they type that blows up . If it Eurupts it will just leak magma out

Got a jar of ash from it. Spokane was coated in the stuff for a long time afterwards

Wouldn't a nuke make Yellowstone blow up tho?
Like, would Putin only need to throw a nuke there to destroy the USA?

Las Vegas here. I'm right on the edge of the secondary nigger zone. Will I be niggered? Should I be worried?

Until I get a scientific analysis on my situation, I'll be stocking my happening bunker. How many Fleshlights will I need for an ash winter?

By it never being possible,

The last time it erupted it blasted several mountains worth of earth away in the first few seconds

The caldera is essentially a boiling bottle now with out a cork to pressure an explosion.
All it can do now is boil a little more from time to time

Have you forgotten California's fault lines? Can't wait for God to flip the switch on those.

Prove it scarekike. Stop scarekiking... I'm not scared h-haha...

it's a world killer dummy, at least i won't have to watch my loved ones starve, kill zone ftw

lol no Chile

It blows. Earth dies.
Then Mars dies one generation later, populated entirely by lesbian and transgendered for diversity.

You live in the best area of the US, I'm Jelly.

Deutsche Bank collapsing next month is actually possible if not certain than likely

Buy silver before the US election
or
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Chinese are buying them up it spiked 50 dollars in 4 days after the Chinese gov crack down on tax evasion

>just barely outside of secondary ash zone
whew

And what would happen if yellowstone gets nuked?

>Moral high grounder writes off his brothers and sisters because he fancies himself superior for eating a different color horse shit

Move to California. I'm sure if you put a "no earthquakes or wildfires" sign outside of your door, you will be spared.

if safe from nukes, not safe from nature

Hey, neighbor! I think we'll be fine for the most part. I'd still stock that bunker, though. Other happenings to be concerned about. We have a surprising number of Muslim neighborhoods here...

a...guac bowl

those zones are stupid, the ash zones will depend on the prevailing winds the day it erupts

>tfw American's ask Mexico and Canada for asylum

>ask
kop tek m8

>The wall stops desperate Americans trying to flee to the rest of Latin America
Not that I'm against it.