Annihilation comes out today

Annihilation comes out today.

Is it going to be kino?

youtube.com/watch?v=89OP78l9oF0

>is it goin tu be gino?

It's either gonna be total kino or horrifically bad.
I can't see there being any middleground

I can’t relate to characters that aren’t my gender.

Looking at the cast list, there appears to be a lot of men. I don't mind the female research team. The Japanese girl is very cute.

Could either be very good or horrible

delet

>dumped to netflix

>shit book

>Portman starring

No. No it will not be Kino.

>>dumped to netflix
wut

Everywhere outside of the states it's going straight to Netflix my guy.

hmm...

17 days to go until actual release then

What's wrong with Portman?

Look at the times, this thread was posted first.

>tfw to smart for europoors

I guess the marketing bots were misconfigured?

Badass starfu coming through!

What is it based on?
Looks like a Roadside Picnic ripoff with more action and guns because murica.

since this is on netflix everywhere else, I should be able to get a good quality rip in a few days yeah?

probably just hours

It’s based on a book of the same name by Jeff VanderMeer. His stuff is sort of postmodern I guess, lots of very weird speculative/scifi/post apocalyptic type stories.

checking the get

Nope.
Everywhere exept USA and China it is going to Netflix after 17 days.
Get your facts straight, fella.

Yeah, you know why? The studio gave final cut rights to the director. Some producer wanted him to change the movie because the producer thought it was "too smart." The director said no. The producer said, "Cool, I'll just make sure your movie doesn't make any money."

Kill yourself.

>Jeff VanderMeer
I've read City of Saints and Madmen by him and thought it was alright. Guess I'll watch this once it gets dumped on Netflix.

>posting 20y old pic

>human (she/her) holding (alone) the jaws of a 2000lb monster capable of extending downward pressure that's probably at least 1000 times the power of the human's (she/her) grip

Is this a subversive commentary on female scientists?

She's a terribly bland actress

Is there anything merchanty about this movie?

ALSO dishonest Actor and entry level

BASED producer

does it release today in the movies or netflix

>American STALKER
>powered by a stronk female
pass

We have to go back

natalie portman

Are you sure its not FUCKING DEAD

It fucking better be. Ex Machina was based

A kike

Fuck this show. My gf recommended it to me, saying “everything would make sense by the end.”

I almost broke up with her when le ebin ending was over.

sgonna be queeno

you're literally not wrong

reaching harder than a midget in a giraffe store

/thread
Go see black panther instead

Based user with cinematic training

The RT score for this is pretty good, apparently

In a lush forrest she attempts to save her friends... but then comes across... a single grain of sand... this horrific event triggers her ptsd which causes her to go insane and kill everyone.

are you okay user

>considering rt score when black panther is their highest rated film ever

nothing actually seems to be stopping its lower jaw

Doesn't the monster let them in because they're not a threat if they're all females?

I loved this scene with Ripley killing Xenomorphs in Aliens.

Hollywood does Stalker?

BARF

>black panther has excessive hype and high score
>annihilation has low hype, still high score

It's probably at least a decent movie

Once I saw that I thought it surely must suck and now its apparently good? Honestly, I don't even trust RT anymore, I feel like Half in the Bag + Beyond the Trailer is all you need at this point and if you are a bit desperate, Jeremy Jahns.

How many of you "durr stalker" faggots actually got through the film, or read roadside picnic? or annihilation for that matter? Can you find another film to shit on already? pathetic.

>I don't even trust RT anymore

You're a moron for thinking RT ever mattered.

>I feel like Half in the Bag + Beyond the Trailer is all you need at this point

Oh, you were trolling. Well, you got me.

>listening to """""critics""""" instead of seeing a movie with friends and articulating points over beers

I think the whole point of HitB is that if you don't have friends you get to pretend like you do.

...

Saw it last night. Ask me anything.

She actually ends the scene bitching about how heavy it is

The gator is already dead in OP's shot btw

great, now shitters can criticize it further without even seeing it

I mean, where do you think you are?

>The Japanese girl is very cute.
HALF-Japanese
Quarter-English, Quarter-Argentinian
Her father's the Asian one

Also she's naked in Ex Machina

Yeah. Shit, yeah. Fuck. That's right.