Has literally hundreds of millions

>has literally hundreds of millions
>can't just tip generously and thus solve 99% of his problems in life

well he is a jew

>jewish
>doesn't like tipping

color me surprised

Most of his problems stem from social standards. Like getting served food at a restaurant and you get your food and the other person doesnt have theirs yet. Its polite to wait. This has nothing to do with tipping, it's the other person who expects larry to not eat to uphold the social standard.

maybe just don't give a fuck?

I always thought that he was poorer in Curb than in real life until a character insulted him with "why don't you use some of your 400 million dollars and buy a boat and get the fuck out of here". Also why was Cheryl bothering him to get a job and got mad at him when she saw him relaxing? Guy has enough money to live comfortably for 400 lives and she is still on his case.

You disgust me you perverted four eyed bald fuck. You're sick. Get the fuck out of my house.

I literally shout at my screen sometimes when watching Curb.

I mean it's just so unrelatable

Everything in Seinfeld kinda made sense, the predicaments George found himself in were relatable, but with Larry it looks as though he's constantly trying to ruin his own life. I mean who the fuck talks during sex? Who the fuck answers the fucking PHONE during sex? Who the fuck tries on his best friend's wife's bra? Are these things the average american jew can relate to?

Anyone else think it's fucking weird that Suzie still talks to him, sometimes even in a friendly manner (although rarely)

I mean at this point she literally thinks, among other things, that he stuck a gerbil up his ass and introduced himself into her home to nut on her daughter's dolls.

Also the water bottle incident.

This actually applies to the other characters as well (except maybe jeff because he's his agent and he wouldn't give a fuck). The guy should be a complete outcast given the things people believe about him.

>Also why was Cheryl bothering him to get a job and got mad at him when she saw him relaxing? Guy has enough money to live comfortably for 400 lives and she is still on his case.

she wanted him to work again for social status and relevance. the character was a brilliant portrayal of a cunt t b h. she basically saw larry as some harmless retard she could use and pussywhip, but she obviously still considered herself a good person and most of the time the victim in their relationship.

but generally speaking, curb does a great job at portraying women as the smug, evil cunts that they are.

even after all this time i don't really know if i like or hate cheryl.

Well her husband is his agent.

nah, most of the time he's just plain weird, see there are *some* instances where a minor social faux pas gets blown out of proportion (like the stop and chat), but most of the time it's just Larry's fault.
like when he told Hugh about his son's dick, you can't compare that to refusing to stop and chat. that's some sick, weird shit on an anthropological level, not just a violation of SoCal social norms.

How did you think he made his hundreds of millions? By tipping generously?

Get a grip on reality, OP.

>implying larry was ever wrong even once

>he likes tipping

do americans really do this?

Plenty of the social faux pas are relatable for me. Larry acts they way I wish I could, but I don't have fuck you money so I need to be polite.

Also why the fuck did he make a big deal out of donating the kidney?
I mean Lewis is his oldest friend, plus Larry is like a 102 so it's not like he's partying hard either.
And donating a kidney is basically a formality, you go in, you go out, you save a life, and you certainly don't fucking die from it lmao.

>t. Richard Lewis

literally the filename of the only LD gif I have

That's tough to do when you're born poor. It's irrational yes, but in the back of your mind there's this gnawing feeling that it can all go away in the blink of an eye.

It's like those depression era children who grew up to have money, yet stock pile their pantry with dry goods like a bomb shelter.

It's not like he saved every penny his whole life, he just fell ass backwards into money by writing a few funny jokes at the right time.

He could afford to give 20 dollars to anyone who even talks to him and that won't make a dent in his fortune.

>2018
>not being the Invisible Jew himself

You reduce your own life to give someone else a slight extension on theirs.

I couldn't stand how she never took LD seriously even though he was the one supporting the two of them and she was just a womanchildren with 0 responsabilities and too much free time playing "save the earth" with chad danson.

well, not "slight". Richard would have died then and there.
also there are very little risks in donating a kidney, it changes very little if anything. No one thinks of it as "dangerous" so I was surprised with that episode. Life expectancy is the same afaik.

Larry has a lot of stuff on Suzie too.
>He pleasured her with his car
>He knows she caused a car accident from sucking her husband off in the car
>He knows about her cowboy fetish
One of my favourite scenes was when Larry got BLACKED by that woman and Suzie was giving Larry shit and the black girl said:
>NUH UH YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY MAN LIKE THAT YOU LITTLE BISH

Maybe if you left your mother's basement once in a while you would find the social situations are actually really common.

>le mother's basement
no. the situations George (aka Larry) encountered in Seinfeld were believable. with Curb it's just pushing it, it feels forced, no one does the shit that Larry does. I mean I know actual Aspergers autists that I'm sure would be puzzled by his behaviour.

>ywn be loretta's man
>ywn have Leon as your bro

Well, we should coordinate., how much do you tip?

Larry is in the right 99% of the time, most of the people he meets are troublemaking faggots.
>only tips 10 dollars for some faggot
>larry goes back later to do some shit, parks in employee parking and has his car boxed in
>faggot refuses to move car and acts angry over NOT GETTING ENOUGH *OPTIONAL* money
If I was larry I'd hire health inspectors to get that shit restaurant shut down so faggot could lose his garbage job.

>still not understanding how jews work
user,

Literally watched the episode where Cheryl bugs him to get a job last night, after not having watched the show in years. Now looking for recording devices in my house.

I'm surprised they haven't fugged yet in a way.

I agree with him on the joint tip thing, or at least telling others what you tipped. Why can't you both give the same amount of tip?

He is almost a billionaire but will fight you over a dollar, this is the power of the jew.

A dollar is a dollar, having a bunch of them doesn't change their value.

what you talking about?!?! remember when he added more money to the black guys tip!?! he didn't want to pay the "captain" and tipped the waiter a lot

The one thing in Curb I found completely unrelatable was when Larry had a dinner party and Jeff went upstairs and masturbated all over the bedsheets. Basically everything else that happens in the show I can relate to on some level but if I was Larry in that situation I would sever all contact with Jeff.

They utterly despise and disgust each other