Refute this. Pro-tip: You can’t

Refute this. Pro-tip: You can’t.

le put the worst one at the best spot xD

Nobody likes Donna.

But Donna is in the worst spot

What’s your ranking then?

shelly and donna tied for best
audrey second
laura in the trash

Is Maddy at least higher?

no she's even worse

into the trash you go

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OP is 99.9988% right
where's Annie

This but in reverse

The patrician choice is Norma

But the true queen of Twin Peaks is Candie

Audrey is Reddit
Laura is Sup Forums

both are reddit

Denise is Sup Forums

Laura is too fucked up. Audrey is le qt pure waifu who is perfectly submissive and never does wrong, but she’ll be a little whore for you and drop her panties in a week while still being a virgin despite the speed of her wanting to bang

>Audrey is le qt pure waifu who is perfectly submissive and never does wrong, but she’ll be a little whore for you and drop her panties in a week while still being a virgin despite the speed of her wanting to bang
well reddit or not that's obviously better
this

Point being Audrey is written like an anime waifu character. She’s sultry and sexy yet she’s a total virgin yet she’s willing to go undercover as a prostitute in a brothel yet she somehow avoids fucking anyone for the week she’s there yet she keeps the job yet the first two guys who show interest in her she wants to fuck them within a week of knowing them. None of it has any type of consistency. (I still like Audrey, I’ve just always thought she was writing a bit too panderishly

seriously man what the fuck is wrong with you

Kek’d

How can you not love Laura? Literally her only flaw is that she's promiscuous but that was brought upon by years of sexual abuse, she's otherwise a goddamn saint and any man would be lucky to have her (and many did)

bait

This is a 17 year old girl who was raped and murdered by her father on February 24th, 1989. Say something nice to her!

Shelly is top tier, Laura-Audrey are tied for second and Donna is the worst fucking character in all of twin peaks, thank fuck her bullshit in the original series came back to bite her in the ass irl.

nah, the waitress was the hottest back then and she still looks the best now

I wish I was your father

>best girls would cuck you in a second if you were ever with them IRL
Really makes you think.

Every time I think she can't get any more JUST a new picture blows my mind

audrey > early donna > laura > norma > maddy > shelly

Fucking classic.
This is what you get for ruining Audrey & Cooper and making Audrey fuck Billy FUCKIN' Zane.
Also why didn't Laura Paulmer/whoever played Maddy get more work in Hollywood? They were easily two of the best horror screamers back in the day and they STILL hold up.

>Laura Paulmer/whoever played Maddy
>they
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She was in a lot of smaller films, probably because FWWM got critically thrashed and was a box office disappointment.

She was damn good in what she was in, though

You'd probably drop out of Hollywood if your first acting credit was pretending a beta faggot was cool and attractive too

...and then subsequently absolutely shitting all over him in her next role in FWWM.

Fun fact, that facial emotion on Sheryl Lee was unscripted. She couldn't keep a fake smile on her face while holding James' hand and Lynch kept it in.