Brit/pol/ - Lily Allen edition

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>Lily Allen says taxi driver refused to drive her and told her to 'find an immigrant'
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/28/lily-allen-says-taxi-driver-refused-to-driver-and-told-her-to-fi/

>France says Britain must take in more than 1,000 refugee children
theguardian.com/world/2016/oct/28/calais-france-rebukes-britain-over-abandoned-refugee-children

>Nissan talks were open and honest, says Downing Street
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37801857

>Theresa May SLAPS DOWN Tony Blair as he tries to rally Remain 'insurgency' against Brexit
express.co.uk/news/politics/726263/Brexit-News-Theresa-May-slaps-down-Tony-Blair-second-EU-referendum-bid-Remain

>Belfast High Court rejects Brexit challenges
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-37796836

>Tony Blair suggests a second referendum to reverse Brexit 'catastrophe', as he calls on Remainers to moblise
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/28/minister-convinced-nissan-to-keep-building-in-uk-with-written-pr/

>JCB boss: EU regulations mean that Britain is better off outside the single market
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/27/jcb-boss-eu-regulations-mean-that-britain-is-better-off-outside/

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When are we getting in the flag bois?

Lads, I truly, honestly, actually, 100% seriously, with all my mind, body and soul, and every fibre of my person and part of my being, absolutely NEED a qt3.14 American Anglophile gf.

Soon, as long as there's no green in your submitted design

>A fucking dragon
never

>>Tony Blair suggests a second referendum to reverse Brexit 'catastrophe', as he calls on Remainers to mobilise
This man needs to be hung for treason.

What about this

Post wrongly maligned historical figures.

:D

What makes you say that lad?

>Putting Arab green on the flag

fuck sake chaps, my 2 cats have learned to open doors and now keep coming up stairs and getting on my bed asking for petting

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What does brit/pol/ think of Roy Chubby Brown?

Like mine?
She also supports Trump and hates Clinton/Government with a passion, believes in the rigged system. Also supported Brexit. Still working on equality with her, but progress has been made

Funny

A racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, misogynistic, chauvinistic evil man.

Pics of kitters

>when you eat space raiders and it's delicious but the feeling of it building up in your teeth is fucking maddening

it gives me the same feeling as having my arms pinned by my side, like that rising worry

What do you look like user?

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Cats are bastards desu

Cute little bastards though

Who /doggo/ here?

Cute

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based cato

Neck yourself cunt.

Catch me up, lads. What's this about a weiner killing Clinton or whatever?

hawt

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hang yourself cat lady

Protect cats at all costs. Death to dogcucks.

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there's going to be a Weiner probe, and it'll make her look more slippery than ever

reeeeee

>weiner probe

>forgetting the image like a nonce

>Weiner probe
>more slippery than ever

this is serious, when the dyke bursts and she gets smothered in compromising material she's going to be penalised harshly and repeatedly

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>Demolishing the Jungle won't stop us: Migrants reveal why they're hell bent on escaping 'racist' France for Britain

We need to be more racist tbqh lads.

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Judging by the name I can see I'm too late but Allen BTFO, how will she ever recover?

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-37801205

Daily reminder.

As soon as Scotland fucks off I suppose. We could have the cross of st George with your dragon wrapped around it or something?

>Belfast High Court rejects Brexit challenges

Just read through this. How in the fuck would Brexit interfere with the Good Friday Agreement? As far as I'm aware, no other European powers were involved in the negotiations. It's amazing the depths to which Remainers will go to to undermine democracy.

Because technically we'd need a checkpoint between Northern Ireland and the Republic.

Fuck Trump and fuck white people

How nailed on is Trump now? Can you give us a 100% guarantee?

>What did he mean by this
Pick a side faggot

Woah user you scared me

To do with the Republic/NI border lad.

It's hard to say what's going to happen. If Comey basically hints that the new emails can guarantee an indictment for Hillary and her cronies, Trump will win. If he stalls and nothing is revealed, she'll win.
I wouldn't be too concerned with the polls, either. There have been elections where the polls have been way off.

What's that got to do with the EU? The UK nor Ireland was ever part of Schengen. It's between them to decide what to do with the border.

>she'll win
Nice try CTR.

All those flowery words of praise are thoroughly negated by a picture of a cat licking its own balls and then painfully vomiting out a series of hairballs soaked in digestive juices - a picture any one of us can summon from memory.
This and of course
>putting spaces around his em dashes
make this entire argument seem like a joke.

express.co.uk/news/uk/726453/Sex-fetish-giant-women-fantasy-virtual-reality-Macrophilia

>MEN who fantasise about giant women are set to see their outlandish fetish brought to life with the use of virtual reality.

What a time to be alive.

There's still freedom of movement between Ireland and the EU. All Schengen means is passport free travel within the EU. Non-Schengen countries do have border checks, but they can't stop you coming in.

So how are you guys doing after Brexit? Is that actually going to go through, or will there be some bullshit loophole?

Because dogs have never ever done anything unflattering.
Get your head out of your ass, Ivan.

And for the record, I'm pretty sure he was being at least mildly sarcastic when he wrote that. Just a bit of lighthearted banter.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-37803531

What. WHY IS SCOTLAND ALLOWED TO ARREST THEM AND NOT US WHAT THE FUCK

the FUCKING police side with the SDL but not the SDL

Found something nice for you lads
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enjoy

Yes it's a bit of a loophole. Schengen means we could check passports and refuse entry because we were an island but we couldn't stop people from entering without good reason.

So when we leave the EU these rules will still apply to the RoI but since we will no longer be in the EU we can check and refuse any immigrant we want and they'll have a visa system.

So it would be slightly different and thus would mean we should have a boarder to enforce the change.

However, this won't happen. They'll do nothing unless it's getting abused by EU migrants.

There's currently no border between them is my understanding of it. Brexit might mean they have to make a hard border again to control immigration.

> Non-Schengen countries do have border checks, but they can't stop you coming in.

What's the point of the border checks if you can't stop anyone?

We can stop them, if they had a criminal record etc. we can stop them. But if they're a normal citizen then yes we can't do anything.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-37796714

REEEEE

To make sure they're not cunts. Or filthy non-EU subhumans.

Tony fucking Blair is already trying to rally people to overturn it. Although the government seems to be giving him the finger over it, and Blair isn't exactly popular even among lefties, so doubt it will come to anything.

Amazing how the man still thinks he's relevant. He needs to fuck off already. Nobody likes him anymore.

Article 50 by March 2017. Brexit by 2019. As per the EU Treaty.

Lads, if Scotland gets a new independence referendum, what do you think of making it an ultimatum?

1. Scotland becomes an independent sovereign country.

2. Scotland remains part of the UK, but the Scottish parliament is dissolved and the devolved powers in the devolution act revoked.

If they want a new referendum, fine, but it's the referendum to end this question once and for all.

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No, don't tell them that. After they vote to stay in again, just get rid of their parliament without warning.

>Independence wins with 99% of the vote

Just go devomax and let the SNP prove their own incompetence and to the Scottish people that they're ungovernable savages.
t. half-Scot

So be it. Let them get on with life with the highest deficit in Europe without the UK propping up their socialist policies. The alternative is to have the SNP forever calling for referendums every time they disagree with something Westminster does. Introduce a risk to the SNP and they might actually shut the fuck up.

More of this qt pls.

Are the Jews just a smokescreen? Is it actually Poles that control the world?

Lads just got jumped by a nigger in London after a night out and fought the niglet off. Fuck londonistan

Look at him sexually assaulting her. Disgusting.

>Lads just got jumped by a nigger in London
Whereabouts?

London should be nuked.

Was he trying to rape you? Was he a 'child' refugee?

Outside lse union

Fuck off, as if anyone gets jumped around there.

JUST fuck my party up famm!
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>Saddam Hussein court speech
What's the point of ancient, non-British news? Why did you include this? Please explain your reasoning behind it.

I was sticking up for a curry nigger peacefully eating his mcds who was being harassed by a nigger

I thought the same myself mate

you're in luck because your accent tends to be popular here in the colonies. these women may be whovian types though

That's pretty unlucky to be jumped round there. Did you knock him out?

Not even. I was too pissed. He hit me then ran off

Tbh I was so pissed I barely registered it until I had a chicken mayo

>live in basement flat down some stairs with a little porch bit
>hear something scraping around and knocking shit over right outside my front door, literally sounds like someone kicking shit around and rattling the door
>fucking brick myself and throw the door open holding a big kitchen knife
>there's a rat going fucking bananas trapped in a bag of recycling

wew lad thought I was going to get murdered

>t. Tony Blair.

I should really buy a hunting rifle for "hunting". Right now all I have for home defense is a hockey stick.

NEW

I've been robbed before so I have a retarded huge steaknife in a block next to the door and a crowbar next to my bed. I'm all for guns but I'd probably just blow a student's head off for accidentally walking down my stairs while we were both blackout drunk

>205 posts early

Fuck off.