Today is Drew Barrymore's birthday

Today is Drew Barrymore's birthday

Say something nice about her!

i wish she would sit her NICE brapper on my face

I can't remember a single movie she played in

Well then you're literally retarded.

wedding singer was alright

EVERYONE WATCH SANTA CLARITA DIET RIGHT NOW IT'S VERY FUNNY WITH BASED TIMOTHY OLYPHANT AND MINIMAL NETFLIX AGENDA PUSHING

What the fuck was she doing partying with adults at that age?

That scene in Charlie's Angels where she loses her clothes and has to cover herself with an inner tube was one of my earlier faps.

>minimal agenda pushing
>literal cannibalistic Moloch worship

Better than trannys?

et and firestarter you underage shithead

i want to lick her downstairs

She's an heir (and hopefully the end) to a storied acting dynasty. Her grandfather John Barrymore was a wild alcoholic and probable pedo, so it's no surprise the family remained fucked up.

I've wanted to fuck her since Batman Forever.

>literally
A word typically overused by millennials with superiority complexes.

Do you need a hug or medal for that post soy boi?

All of her outfits in Charlie's angels are pure boner fuel

it's also Dakota Fanning's birthday

i used to jerk it to her licking the car in charlie's angels

do you think these two ever practiced kissing with each other? i like to think that

>watch it, perv

id lick her fanning if u know what i mean

I've wasted billions of potential lives watching Poison Ivy

>tfw you will get drunk and do lines of coke with a 14 year old Drew at an orgy
JDIMSA

i would defenetly watch it

>also her two best movies

no, I don't

Unironically, the best Adam Sandler movie. She was also hot as fuck in it.

You're a closet case lesbian and I've never enjoyed your work.

best sandler flick

>best Sandler move/flick
my mama told me its Water Boy

How many abortions did she have? How many birthdays will never be due to her selfishness?

This and 50 first dates are unironically great. Blended was ok too just for the Sandler/Barrymore dynamic but it’s easily the worst of the three

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Despite it all she seems to have ended up okay she seems like a person with strong character

She has a nice rack.

she might be a shitty actress who got by on nepotism but I always liked dem titties

thanx 4 the wanx drew