The Art of Self-Defense

anybody on here looking forward to The Art of Self-Defense?

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punished

will poots do lewd?

has /ourguy/ achieved redemption?

UNJUST: The Riley Stearns Story

MEW did nothing wrong

poots>mew

rileys back, baby

Why are they barefoot? It's disgusting.

>ywn rub your dick into poots' butt while ramming your heels into her crotch

>tfw he's not a feet guy

GET

Is Riley Stearns morphing into Sam Hyde?

GET

His choke from back inatruction is spot on. Even the seatbelt grip and he doesn’t cross his feet. Good shit.

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he was never justed. look at the guy, hes clearly not ugly and hes still successful and is not autistic, he was gonna bounce back that is clear.

based

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>ywn choke her
also riley is the quintessential soy man

left hand should brush back over the head and cup the back of the head, but other than that pretty much perfect

>Imogen Gay Poots

How the fuck is that a real name

Well, he is a blue belt. Hopefully, he does well at NAGA in a few weeks.

I dunno, i have been shown by a few instructers that it is good to use the back of the hand flat to finish the choke instead

>soy man

More like The Chad Soyer

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No what makes you say that

Damn, she's cute.
But MEW is still better.

This.
I am unironically on her side.

>get that fucking obi wan faggot

kek

keeping the hand out in a flat hand exposes you to it being used against you, or at least that is what was taught to me. I know finger breaking isn't allowed in UFC, especially with gloves on, but we were taught specifically to cup instead because of that.

t. former military

pls dump riley instagram fakes I'm laughing my ass off at these

>grappling in a self-defense situation
his nigger friend will just kick you in the head while you're down "applying your anaconda". weapons and running are the only viable options.

He's just covering his ass. Feet is the most common kink/fetish/whatever

>double murder suicide squad
the best part about these are the fucking fake comments

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>fakes
they're just the ones he deleted

I say it ever time: please make it happen.

>her legs are bigger than his

>Be on the chans for a decade
>See millions of feet threads/posts
>Meet a QT in college last year
>Notice she has super cute feets
>One day before sex, push her down on the bed and put her foot in my mouth
>She screams and flails wildly

feelsgoodman

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RILED

What a fucking legend

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joe would kill em hes been doing this shit since he was a teenager

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GET THAT SCOTTISH COCKSUCKER

dae think he just posted this to make mew jealous

>MEW gets old and busted Obi-Wan
>Riley gets Imogen Poots
THE JOKE WAS ON MEEEEEEE

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I don't mean fight. I just mean have him on the show.

GET THAT GAY POOTMASTER

I don't get it. Does this retard think he invented ji jitsu?

>ji jitsu

Absolutely, I'm a BJJ nut and I can't wait.
Our guy has a legit RNC.

>doesn’t cross his feet
Right? He's a legit blue belt.

What does the Republican National Convention have to do with this?

nothing gayer than jits fags

just watch Frank and Lola you pleb. She gets her tits out.

That lewd enough for you?

You can't win little riley. I have the high ground.

Yeah I'm thinking he's back.

POOTIS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MEW

you fags know it is true

>yfw mew dumped him because he became a chad and she liked the nerdy loser type

>fags
Why the homophobia?

He legit got smaller legs than his gf, wtf happened to modern males?

that's imogens middle name

>you will never be Mister Imogen Gay Poots
>you will never say "Mister Poots, I love your daughter."
>you will never fuck the Poots out of her
>you will never call her Pootie
>you will never put your arm around her waist and refer to your children as "All our little Pootses"
>you will never nickname various parts of her body Pootsie, Pootser, or Pootspoots
>you will never pant the name "Imogen Gay Poots, oh Imogen Gay Poots" in her ear as you make love to her
>you will never slip the ring on her finger and say "I guess you're Imogen Straight Poots now"

those eyes are something MEW is hella envious of. bitch is insecure of her glass shit eyes

>skipping leg day

Can someone explain this soyim of a fuckin meme to me?

Every once this faggo pops up and everyone talks like hes the absolute chad figter destroyer, but this guy is one ng of test of being a trans.

Also something screams samefagging and shilling because everyone is so happy with the dude and I cant stand his sam hyde wannabe shit, I find it lame as fuck.

Seriously what the fuck.

Ewan plz

Cars and trains.

Oh shit, I just realized those tiny stick legs were his. They were so small and petite I use assumed it was the girl like sitting in his lap or something. Kek.

What are this guy's connections? How has he been able to make it in the industry?

Well for the sake of all little kids entering karate tournaments in LA, let's hope it's at least a mild success.

shouldn't you be attending to your first wife's children, ewan? oh wait- you abandoned them.

Hasn't stopped me

Oh for fucks sake...

Now ill have to memepedia this Soy Hyde. I fucking hate why I like this place.

nice walkers man. Hows that squat. And dont e-state me fugger.

Your daughter is a fucking whore. I hope Riley gets the scottish cocksucker pregnant.

>Feet is the most common kink/fetish/whatever
No, that's incest, feet didn't even make the list.