Australia Appreciation General

This thread is to celebrate the high quality contributions of Australians to this board.


No Canadians allowed.

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I appreciate this

Bugerfatclaps appreciate the bants, you roo rootin cunts.

Neva 5get

Australian women are gorgeous!

What's going on in here?

strayans

Fuck off

This is for bants only

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
GO BACK TO YOUR BOATS FUCKING CUNT

*belch*

Whats the good word, lads?

aussies for trump

Well the Chinese are going to slowly stop investing in your land so there's that.

Who else has already voted for the cunt?

I'm from Melbourne and I love trump!

You crocodile fucking inbreds are pretty cool. Gave me some good keks tonight.

I tip my bent hat to you, cousins.

only just got out of bed lads

First for post-Trump victory purge of Leftists from public institutions

How's it going bud?

YOU ASKED FOR IT!

Is Julian dead?

aUSSIE REPORTING IN

Some friendly advice, eh bud?

nice.

Fuck off back to sucking off beavers. Canadians aren't funny tonight.

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fuckin rights

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>REMINDER

>that fucking mountie
gets me every time

Why would my non-existent daughter want a queer Canadian.

I bet you would love to service Trudipshit dick right now.

american wilfred was better

These are my favorite images.

See, just some friendly shitposting between commonwealth brethren! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
>Americans can't handle the bantz

Lines are still too long

FUCKING LEAVE.

Australia has top-rate politicians

I'm more than Ok with this. Even if it means a large and long recession.

Our country is getting ripped out from under our feet by foreign ownership and migration.

A shitty economy for a few years would be less painful to be honest.

/thread

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best country on earth cunts

I have a damn folder full! I downloaded them as ammunition for anti-Canadian propaganda threads like this one.

why don't you make like a tree and fuck off!

truly the pinnacle of cuisine, tied with poutine and the bread sandwich, of course

Can I own an AR-15?

You're no Aussie...

KEK favours us

Fucking izole cunt. Straya 4 Eva

He'll live on in memes. Or your heart if your into that sort of thing

kek haven't seen that movie in ages

STRAYA

You should already have one, or three.

You cunts got to decide the message of kek with the 95000000 post

now this.

These are the keks I am looking for.

P R A I S E
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THE EMPIRE OF THE ROO

my female cousin married a Mountie and moved to Vancouver

I hope shes making us proud

mountie looks like a fun profession

i was going to get a job as a ranger on some island (forgot which one) and am applying to work out some lighthouse in tasmania

shit's expensive! Care to lend me $800?

LOL aussies got cucked by american servicemen in WWII

90% of you have American grandfathers and your fucking grandma got creampied right in front of your native cuck men lmao

I love Aussies, I hope to visit Kangaroo Land some day and laugh at abbos with you guys.

The bar is so low for leafs that they only have to make a slightly above average post for it to be considered good.

And they still can't pull it off.

That's what these images need. Weedman grinning and giving the thumbs up to really rub it in.

Hey guise, what's going on in here?

>Australians jerk each other off about how great they are.

Most Australians are fucking idiots DESU

>Speaking from experience, run into idiots daily on this fucked up rock in the middle of the ocean

Whenever somebody posts like this, you can automatically tell that you look like pic related.

How can I become Australian?

kek

I fingered a cat for 10 dollarydoos once

I'm Irish living in Australia, most Australians are faggots only a small amount are woke af.

To be fair I do live in Melbourne.

I appreciate it whenever an Australian posts. Australia is really great.

#aussielyf

Aussies are a gift to human kind. And god i his infinite wisdom throw them in the last corner of the world cos he new that every day contact with them is to much for the average human.

>They gave us Mel Gibson, Assange, weird ass football, platypus and socially accepted alcoholism.

do you spit when you talk?

Nope, he talked via phone the 26 of this month in a convention in argieland. The video is kinda shitty but is on youtube.

He explained why ecuatorian fags cut the internet and throw a bucket of shit on hillary.

you guys don't play soggy sao?

slang-dictionary.org/Australian-Slang/Soggy_Sao

Did someone say commonwealth?

That's a Brazilian in Orlando you cheeky cunt

What are we drinking tonight lads?

Got a 6 pack of carlton dry for $10 thanks to the Coles shopping voucher.

>tfw no invite to Halloween parties this year

I sent him a letter it read:
Shit hot yakka, ya top sick cunt

It happens when blokes have cocks that are actually visible and can be handled without fine surgical instruments.
You wouldn't understand.

Coopers red.
Missus says it makes me a fat cunt as she finishes a pack of double coat timtams

>No Canadians allowed.
Fukkin love you blokes!

We're just in a permanent state of cold weather shrinkage. Winter's coming Au.

hi guys

>women
Not even once

So what is the key difference between Australian and Canadian shitposts? It seems to me that Australian posts with the same amount of relevent content as a similar Canadian post are almost always funnier. Are shitpost-bantz just built into Aussie DNA?

>Look at our PM

Can't lie. HMAS Melbourne was the most majestic vessel to ever sail. Hats off, strayacunts.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMAS_Melbourne_(R21)

I'll fuck anything that walks

How do you cunts survive with everything including emus trying to actively kill you every day of your life?

emus cunt

casket port and coke

$10 = 33 standard drinks

it has this unique ability to make your glass moldy if you don't was it before going to bed though lmao

t. tightwad with no regards to own health