Champions #12 Preview

Everyone loves Cyclops. Especially Kamala

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eat it, grandpa

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How can they love someone who is literally worse than Hitler hmmmmm?

>guy's wound so tight, you couldn't pound a nail into him with a sledgehammer
>I like him, too. Like an uncle.
>he's a Jack-in-the-box with no crank. Why is--

what does any of this mean

Isn't Youngclops supposed to be 20 by now?

Ask Drumpf supporters lol

>eat it, grandpa
Whatever, grandpa.

Wew.

Howdy, fellow kids?

These are all phrases that a near-60 year old man would use to sound like a teenager.

Does this mean Cyclops is republican? After all, he is the Hitler of the Marvel universe.

old people talking hip, square

I'm pretty sure those are three innuendoes, they're gunna gangbang tykeclops

Scott's a tranny.
This is what a closeted transsexual is like.
Always uptight, in control, repressed, never let themselves let their hair down.
Because if they ever do that big pink explosion would destroy everything. Get it?

What else did you eXpect from the very first ... "X-Man"?

>Scott... You're a transgender person of color

That's right, push your bigotry into the conversation as if you're contributing anything at all.
You don't just single out gays, you single out other races too! That made a point here, didn't it?
But you being stupid and scared doesn't change the comics. Does it?

Isn't Scott dead?

Present Cyclops is. This is the time traveling original X-Men from the past.

These costumes are amazing. Especially sam's FSM. I wanna see a Halloween special where they don't have time to take them off and do champions stuff in them

It makes no sense that he's still on the Champions with all the shit that goes on in the X-books.

Cyke is the awkward one, not Viv.

Eh.

were Kamala's bracers always this detailed, it makes them look like family heirlooms

they are actualy family heirlooms

20 is the new 14.

WTF is Miles dressed as? A test-tube???
Why? Peter was Mr. Science guy, not Miles.

They're doing the overexposure thing again.
They did the same thing with Wolverine, right before they bumped him off he was in every book.

that seems silly to be using super heroing

It was Bruno's idea.

He competed in a science competition against kamala and made an energy recycle so he's at least sort of smart.

How did Waid become such a...bad...writer? Everything feels dissociative in his run.

You know who I feel the most bad for? Jean. Poor girl is mentally linked to Cyke now and she has to listen to him talking to these almost adults acting like 8-year-olds. This is why Phoenix will go evil again.

He's right though. Jean has to outdo herself. Changing a persons sexuality isn't good enough anymore.

Ms. Marvel as She-Thing aka Sharon Ventura aka Ms. Marvel II

That's clever, dammit.

>Does this mean Cyclops is republican? After all, he is the Hitler of the Marvel universe.
Hitler WAS NOT a Republican, a Conservative, a Libertarian, nor anything related to the Right. He was a NATIONAL SOCIALIST, thus the term NAZI.

>drunken kareoke
>teenage heroes

I do admire how Marvel comics constantly says FUCK YOU to the idiotic drinking age.

The one time Sam doesn't drop his spaghetti is while he's dressed like it.

Fucking finally someone understands.

>Fucking finally someone understands.
It's always with the godsdamned Leftists/Communists/Progressives/Socialists trying to rewrite history to make themselves on the side of righteousness. THEY were/are slavers, genocidists, degenerates, thieves and murderers.

Haha you're a loser