SJW superheroes

Why are SJW superheroes so fucking shitty?

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=2BvoO-dpN_Q
youtube.com/watch?v=qXPOl6EjbWg
youtube.com/watch?v=Fq6ifRYVn-M
twitter.com/AnonBabble

They are shitty because they feel shoe horned in and not 'authentic'. It reads like someone is trying to push a narrative and is distracting.

Well, just look at the first "black" character that they wanted to make. "Black Bomber", a racist skinhead, who, after some stuff, becomes a black dude once enraged. Yup. The main plot, is a nnazi turning into hul.. a black man.

Because the villains are going to be regular people with regular opinions.

because they're defined by political stances which are never interesting in and of themselves

ahahahaha fucking look at that thing
oh my kek

I created the ultimate SJW superhero, when I'm a little bit more successful I'm gonna create a comic featuring him.

It's the world's first super hero with down syndrome.

it's real, unfortunately.

Ha its a flying whale!

"Passengers, look to your right and you'll see some sort of flying manatee."

That's pretty funny, has some Dr Jeckyll and Mr Hyde vibe to it.

Should make him a villain.

She must have eaten the emails

More focus on spreading an agenda than making an interesting character

Because they have diabetes and have never ran a jackhammer for 9 hrs.

>implying bathing isn't exercise

God damn, if she landed on you you'd die.

Gotta figure that flying fat people use a LOT more energy than normal people.

>"I guess pigs really can fly"

People who write the scripts with SJW super heroes are preoccupied with the issue they want to address, as a result the hero itself lacks in creativity and interest. To them it is more important to portray a hero that they can project themselves as being and address issues they see important.

Because normal superheroes are ableist, so they have to try and glorify mediocrity, with predictable results.

Is she supposed to be fat AND mentally challenged?

He becomes a villain after a long time of nobody taking him seriously after he wins 20 billion dollars in a highly illegal underground gladiator fight. But he's more of an everyman stuck in a superheroes world and he can't make friends because he's autistic and has down syndrome (35% correlation, down syndrome is first and foremost a problem with communications)

Basically he realized that everyone is too stupid to know who's good and evil and decided to play both sides. Who would suspect that the retard can think?

Have SJWs produced a single piece of media that wasn't complete shit?

...

not too sure, it's obviously body positivity.
Never expected that to come out of someone from israel!

>spoilers

Honestly I think SJWs are the true contrarians, not Sup Forums. Everything they like is the exact opposite of what 99% of people would like.

You must be new here.

trust me that's not a spoiler a real spoiler would be describing who the real bad guys are

(this is all based on a tabletop game)

If been hearing that Marvel has lost their shit lately but hadn't read anything for myself.

Started reading Civil War 2 which is is pretty good, but I was totally blown away by how many heroes have either been gender or race swapped. At this point it's over 50% of all characters in the story.

Thor, capt marvel, hawkeye all have had their gender switched to female and Spider-Man, captain America, ms. Marvel and several others are no longer white just to name a few

SJW heroes are shitty because they are blatant power fantasies for insecure people. They are transparently overcompensating for their own sense of inadequacy, thus the material reads like self assuring diary crap in a purchasable format, which is pathetic and embarrassing. Literally trying to sell your insecurity compensation in commercial form.

Her real enemy is the Bloodclot

Because the SJW superheros are hardly heroic.

They often don't have to make hard choice or every really have to push themselves.
They don't need to juggle responsibility for their normie life because everything just works.

In short there is no drama, and it's fucking damning that Superman, who is 99% of the time effectively god in comparison to humans can still have a dramatic arc.

This is astounding.

What is this comic called? What is this character?

I want to actually beat someone to death because of this shit.

Trips of truth Anonymously

Genuine kek

>that guy in the chopper filming her fat ass

You must be jew here

If you read the 90s version, you'd be shocked at what was considered fat then. I do admit that while her fatness does vary, it gets to curvy or her larger image in op.

it's nice that they are rebooting this classic X-men character.

Keep those shekels coming, greatest ally.

*it never gets to curvy or her size in op.

90s version? This shit is that old?

Why aren't you reading nip comics yet? There's a comparable amount of shit to western comics, but the sheer volume is so much more that there's tons of great ones to find.

SJWs are just offended by anything normative.

It doesn't even fucking matter dude, it's a Valiant comic, not something from Marvel or DC. My three local comic shops don't carry a single Valiant comic.
This is a non issue. Also her cape names are Zephyr and Zeppelin, comic itself is called Faith, which is her real name.

sh-shallow rewards?

Actually I take the curvy bit back.
Think of the series in op lIke a remake of an old tv show.

Sup Forums only seems contrarian because the world has gone insane. That and shitposters.

Isn't that pretty much what a contrarian is?

And Diabeetus?

is this what they meant when they said "when pigs fly?"

Thinkin bout that superpowered cottage cheese ass.

So if something happens to Israel they take all of Islam in the middle east with them? Sounds like a great way to kill two birds with one stone.

youtube.com/watch?v=2BvoO-dpN_Q

>Zeppelin
>Like a blimp

Identity politics

It's so obvious that this was created to be THE FAT WOMAN SUPERHERO first and foremost just for the sake of having a fat woman superhero, so they could say they had one.

It's actually somewhat insulting, and I don't even like capeshit.

no you bigot that's what those racist, sexist, homophobes on Sup Forums are

Wasnt that the primal purpose of comic superheroes?

That's apparently a nickname her friends gave her, fucking savage.

>iceman throwing a literal ice missile

What's the point in even wearing clothes. Nobody is going to wonder what gender they are.

I'm usually a peaceful guy but I've felt like beating people to death a lot recently. I can relate to this.

>how far that stick goes into her leg

Someone shop it so her outfit is the Sweden flag

It made me literally shake.

Someone post the page where the fat fuck tries to fly the first time

Old meme is old.

under rated

...

>starts beating up a nigger
>gets enraged
>turns into a nigger
>robs the liquor store

I like it. Turn it into a film.

Capeshit is stupid. Only plebs still read anything regarding superheroes, SJW are the biggest plebs so of course their wish fullfilment manchildren characters are going to be shit.

>I want to actually beat someone to death because of this shit.
Matbe you should stop being autistic

this desu

Seriously, we did this over 20 years ago.

...please god be fake

>I wash myself with a rag on a stick

why the fuck does OP pic look like a fetish comic? pic highly related for demonstration purposes only no ban pls

...

Come on planet-sized genetalia was the funniest shit ever when I was five.

That's not Dredd, it's someone dressed as Dredd.

she has a good bone structure, she'd actually be pretty if she never gained that extra 500lbs

>Expansion
Tits in a fucking bucket is a better fetish than this blue bear shit.

THICCCCCC

My body was not prepared.

No.

The primal purpose of comic book superheroes was to see them fight epic battles against super villains.

Video related, Superhero movies can't really push narratives because normies outside of tumblr wouldn't stand for it.

Thats why the movies don't suck.

It's Superhero action which is the main thing you want.

youtube.com/watch?v=qXPOl6EjbWg

More?

>lipedema

Dumbo.jpg

It was a master bit of SJW trolling by the 2000AD team.

They let the SJWs get in a froth over "Dredd is teh gay"!!! by releasing a couple of pics.
The story was actually about a repressed gay/kinkster who had a crush on Dredd who found out there was a whole gay/ pretend Judge gay bar and suddenly was happy.

Until Dredd and a bunch of other judges raided it and closed it down, arresting most of the people there for impersonating judges.

It was pitch perfect trolling, the SJWs couldnt squeal as it was a gay story presented in a "nice" way, and Dredd locked up all the special snowflakes at the end anyway.

It's kind of sad these days that people hate Superman and literally want him to lose all the time.

Chris Evans is a cuck but I unironically enjoyed Winter Soldier. Cap was basically Captain Libertarian in that movie.

What mango dis?

Comic books are insufferable in general. Everybody talks like they wanna appear interesting to their moms.

Who /All Might/ here?

With all the best intentions I can not see her elevate more than half a meter from the ground.

HAKUGEI!
youtube.com/watch?v=Fq6ifRYVn-M

They made him garbage after Injustice and have severely skewed his image since then.

>There are people buying this shit

how in the hell do you even get that fat without dying or running out of money for food because you can't work
seriously what the fuck man
she probably can't even go shopping or anything

Injustice was the comic shit i have ever read. The only good thing about it were these reaction pics.