It's like tryna roll a blunt... It's like tryna roll a blunt with ya bare hands

It's like tryna roll a blunt... It's like tryna roll a blunt with ya bare hands

WHERE DA WHITE WITCHES AT

>skepta starts playing

How fucking dumb are you? Do you wear mittens when you roll blunts?

I don't roll "blunts" or smoke "forties" because I am a white European adult.

Black could be anywhere

Das rite.
Checked.

>a-at least black panther was good though
"Deh!"

I found the source of the ticking... It was a pipe bomb!

IT WAS ALL A DREAM

>Uh, Harry, before we fight Voldemort, I think we ought to discuss the Patronus situation

is that hermione

the niggest

SUPER NINTENDO, SEGA GENESIS WHEN I WAS DEAD BROKE MAN I COULDN'T PICTURE THIS.

When I die, fuck it, I wanna go to hell
'Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin' tell

when pasta?

>NEVEL: What? You wanna rob the Hogwarts train, are you crazy?
>B.E.M: Yes, yes, motherfucker, motherfuckin right, nigga yes
>NEVEL: What?! We're gonna get expell-
>B.E.M: Nigga it's eighty-seven nigga, is you dead broke?
>NEVEL: Yes, but, but...
>B.E.M.: Motherfucker is you broke motherfucker? We need to get some motherfuckin paper nigga
>NEVEL: Yes but it's the Hogwarts train, nobody's ever robbed-
>B.E.M: Just listen man, your mother giving you money nigga? My moms don't give me shit nigga, it's time to get paid nigga. Is you wit me? *draws wand* Motherfuck is you wit me?
>NEVEL: Yeah I guess...
>B.E.M: Alright then nigga let's make it happen then!

And we gon do what we came to do ain't that right boo? True.

Who wouldn't roll a blunt to endure the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

a-at least the books were good though

"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

based and check'd

i love you

>smoke "forties"
kek'd

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weaksauce.

they don't even put a meme arrow before the "a-at least" any more
lazy cunts

I thought having it be deliberately lower quality was part of the joke.

would smoke with, but blunt = tobacco = trash

lol

based, also multiple 2s in a row aka "checked"
this

naw, the only way to be respected as a "no!" poster is to make a very creative intro, different each time

Oye make your meowf poyce oybeyse loyke delereyse!!!!

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