What was he thinking?

What was he thinking?

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He was helping out a coke whore who had stevie nicksed herself

Selfless act really

>stupid fuckin goy whore heh. man i'm so cool

An escort offered to fuck me in the ass once. I was tempted and this scene actually came to mind. Kinda regret not going through with it. She was hot af.

Is he doing coke out of her asshole?

kys degenerate faggot

Yes, its the wall street way.

after this movie came out, alot of people started doing cocaine I noticed.

Just doing my last butt rail youtube.com/watch?v=APoJiptCqX0

Easily best episode of future man.

I think he's blowing the cocaine inside her anus. Don't know why.

If you snort too much, your nasal cavities get fucked so you gotta look for other methods.

Margot Robbie actually got her pussy out in this movie when she was sitting on the floor and Leo was down on all fours about a foot away from it. Imagine the smell.

Coins and sand

to absorb cocaine, you need a mucus membrane, and doing it through the nose can dry it out over time, but your asshole insides are constantly moist. as another user said in this thread, stevie nicks manager regularly blew coke up her asshole with a straw

actually its beacause your ass is very sensitive, and thera are alot of thin capillaries or something
so blowing koks in your ass, it goes much faster into blood than by swalloing it

if you asshole is constantly moist, dude, go to a fucking doctor

He had rookie numbers when it came to jerking off

probably coming down from coke and wanting to kick those whores out

the inside dummy. your entire digestive track is coated in goo

Waffles and ozone

>Margot Robbie actually got her pussy out in this movie when she was sitting on the floor
I've watched this frame by frame and she's actually wearing panties

No, thats your moms face bitch

I wonder how many guys secretly wanna try pegging.

My fiance fucks my ass weekly while i wear her panties. Pretty great. Sometimes she does me up in makeup and makes me her little emo girl.

I mean i also like her to vomit on my face, so im not sure if I'm normal enough for statistical purposes.

I have my gf sit on my face so that the tip of my nose enters her anus, and the point is to get a little shit on it, I then stand up and wipe it off like a clown wiping off makeup, and suck my fingers like a child does to his fathers penis
all throughout she is throwing rice at me and reading my childhood diary

>mfw no fetish.
i like the misionary position.

Based

vanilla sex in the missionary position is the thinkin' man fetish, nice heil dubs btw

Sick fuck

dude it is really not, it is full of bacteries&biofilms
but why do you think you need lubricant for anal sex?

Its tempting, but not really into the whole sissy thing. The craziest fantasies I've enacted were anal, facesitting and a footjob I guess.

same, I don't understand fetishes tb h
I just want to cum inside my gf's cunt

Try getting a girl to puke on you. Shits magical.

Fetishes are more appealing on video than irl

I liked the idea of fucking while standing and she’s wrapped around. Could only do it with this one tiny chick cause bitches unexpectedly heavy. Anal comes with shit, eating her out tastes weird, fucking her on a table or desk is super uncomfortable, most girls puke if you just fuck their mouth

At least anything that can be done on a bed feels good and doesn’t have any downsides

You save your fetishes for your top bitch man. Either the bitch you marry or the side bitch but you don't pull out the kink stuff for tinder puss. It's never good.

one of two good episodes of Futureman

well shit man as long as it's a WOMAN fucking you while you're dressed up like a woman it ain't gay or anything so go for it.

Totally normal.

A bit extravagant, perhaps a tad embarassing, but totally normal.

>tfw not very attracted to humans any more
I wish I could be a vanillafag and not constantly want for the nonexistent ayy gf.

You don’t even need to go frame by frame to see she’s clearly wearing gaffer tape

>get bullied by girls at an early age
>this somehow rewires your developing sexuality to make you enjoy being dominated by females

idk how it works, I'm not a neurologist.

nah that's all pretty standard, you should talk about it in public with your peers

Kek

That’s literally a fetish you moron

'god im so cool'

how is that a fetish?
it's a natural thing you idiot

I actually don't understand how he's using the drug right here. Like what is he doing? Serious question.

brappstasy

Well first off you'd have to be homosexual.

Blowing it up her ass so she gets high when it goes through the mucus membrane in her rectum

Go stick your finger up there, you’ll feel a little lubricated suction. The reason why you need additional lube when ramming a thick, half a foot long dick in your ass is because the amount of lube is quite small compared to say a vagina. The lube along your anal cavities is there to help push along the turd on its way out.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
*kills him from overdose*

God, I wish she used an enema and showered.

Oh I get it now.

Well technically it is a fetish, it's just an extremely popular one.

Man, some people really should have been bullied into being normal when they were children.

vegemite and winnie reds

I think it is easier for slut to fist their ass with powdered fistmachine

It's alright, I believe you : )

But she actually didn't. She was wearing panties, you can look it up.

ass is like cock, nothing more boring than a clean soap scented one

Try facesitting, it's pretty nice.

>Go stick your finger up there
i am not sticking anything up my ass, only because some people on internet want me to. thrpugh you could test you theory yourself

>little lubricated suction
it is biofilm(of bacteries e.g.Ecoli) and really it is not making your anus moist, dude trust me am a microbiologist
>amount of lube is quite small
so it is not moist,
there are actually several dangerous ass&nguts illneses, which will make it truly moist, than thats my advie-visit a fucking doctor.

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>the act of sex is a fetish
fucking porn fags ruining everything once again.
just because it is labelled 'creampie' doesn't make it a fetish. its literally the most basic act of sex that can exist. If it's a fetish, than every animal on the planet is into the same fetish.

This movie is the apex of Hollywood degeneracy

F.A.R.T.
youtube.com/watch?v=s3ZFIYaoWiY

It's basically Goodfellas set in the financial world yet through criminals don't only not pay for their crimes, they get away with them and even become mythologised by a whole group of devoted followers.

I think it was just a coincidence, but I'm 3 months clean now.

It becomes a fetish when you focus on the ejaculation part though.

A fetish of mine, have my girlfriend take an enema, then stuff her ass with sausages, mashed potatoes and rice. Come morning, she would serve me breakfast by sitting on my face and shitting the food into my mouth. After that I'd be thirsty, so she would empty a fresh cold milk carton inside her ass and shit it in my mouth.
It goes into fantasy realm with having a row of girls with each one having different food/beverages stored inside their asses and I'd be in a dining room while they came and filled the glasses and plates by shitting the consumables into them.

>Jordan Belfort makes a lot of money now doing public speaking now
>nobody he ripped off hasn't come up behind him and put a bullet in his brain
no such thing as justice

I have this too, but only with milk or yogurt. Chunky food is a bit too much for me.

Top kek. You made my day homie.

H-have you actually done this?

hot

The ex-president Fernando Collor de Melo is known for using coke. People say he used to put it in the anus for kicks.

He'll try to be president again this year. Kek.

>i'm going to murder you because i lost some money
ah yes, the eternally poor person mindset

oh god i'm gonna be sick

Took nearly 80 posts for a sniffpost

Apply yourselves braap posters

fag

dude go back and look at the literal first post in this thread you retard

If your asshole is dry, you probably are constipated and need to drink more water or get that shit checked out. I have had gastrointestinal issues and have had colonoscopies, I know my shit. Literally. Don't question me.

Mucus is by definition “moist”

False, but she DID insist to appear nude in the bedroom scene - Scorsese didn't asked her to, but she said it's what her character would do. Based Margot

And i'll vote for him unironically. A vengefull man is what this country needs.

Another one which isn't as "racy" as that one, I'd vision myself being the butler of a mansion, and it's full of naked women walking around doing everyday tasks. I'd be feeding them a lot of food high in fiber (lentils, peas, beans and berries) and have them drink mountain spring water. Here's where the fetish comes into play, there wouldn't be any toilets, they would shit and piss standing doing whatever tasks they were occupied with. If they're walking to the dining hall? Boom, a good solid chunk of shit while walking. Morning stretch? Boom, a nice white piss puddle on the floor. Naturally I would be cleaning all of it. I think I get kicks out of seeing women nonchalantly disposing bodily waste, as if they're above it. They can't be bothered by such trivial matters.

Jesus, what it would be like to be rich and fuck escorts all day and night and doing all kinds of fucked up shit.

Not that dude, but my ex and I used to get a bit crazy - I used to give her energy drink enemas (super fizzy) and drink them out her ass.
>until one day I got a surprise :(

and it's "stronger" that way - more direct, less "filtration".

I watched this movie in theaters with my mom. It was an awkward experience.

did she bite her lips?

What surprise?

Id love to do anal play (including food stuff) with a girl, but an enema is a hard demand.

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>lost some money
>lost
theft violates the nap

Not me my hemorrhoid's would hurt too much.

ive snorted a line of meth off a girls ass once. nothing in my life will come close to that pleasure

Where there's a will, there's a way