You have a drinking problem

You have a drinking problem.

they all seem to be sleeping with each other

Fuck you, Peck, you're a Mormon. Compared to you we all have a drinking problem.

this movie's fucking hilarious

rewatched it recently I got a big laugh out of the line "I'm a GREAT, FUCKING, ANALYST!"

Osbourne... Cox?

Wait, the Russians?

>You see, you're one of the morons I've been fighting my whole life. My whole fucking life. But guess what... Today, I win.

Alcoholic cuck, finally snaps and goes on a rampage... was he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

>passed out face-down on the couch with an unfinished glass of scotch in hand in the middle of the day

Yeah, it's fairly accurate.

not at all.

I thought you might be worried... about the security.....of your shit.

PEOPLE SAY I GOT A DRINKIN PROBLEM
BUT I AINT GOT NO PROBLEM DRINKIN AT ALL
THEY KEEP ON TALKIN, DRAWIN CONCLUSIONS
THEY CALL IT A PROBLEM I CALL IT A SOLUTION

Apperances, can be uh... deceptive.

God, Pitt was amazing in this role.

John Malkovich cursing like a sailor to the rhythm of the step aerobics he's following on tv, for my money, is one of the funniest things ever.

>he thinks that's a schwinn

oh this isn't normal behavior?

just lying there...

why did they land a fighter jet on capitol hill?

is that a real picture?

What did we learn today?
kek

No, Sup Forums would be the guy who gets axed for the roastie

these are some nice floors

>I'm not hear representing Hardbodies
>I know what you represent. You represent the idiocy of today.
>I don't represent that either.

lel, forgot about this one

*brad pitt dancing*

test

agreed

What is this, forbo?

I HAVE A LACTOSE REFLUX

is this the only film where brad pitt plays a non-hero dumb type character?

True Romance. He plays a stoner who literally never leaves the couch for the entire movie. His scene with James Gandolfini is amazing.

...

I mean it is for me, but I keep being told that I'm the exception.