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This is what happens when you spill soy milk on a book

Perhaps the soy was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series

He wanted to cast Haley Joel Osment.

Where's the fanfic where Harry stuffs his dick in the book's mouth to shut it up and they end up fucking each other? If it doesn't exist, I'll write it.

Fucking everything is soy to you fucks. I want pol off my fucking board for gods sake I can't deal with these cunts anymore.

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waiting for pasta

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Why was he so angry? If he wanted to get out of the book all he had to do was ask politely not scream like that. What a rude man

Sup Forums IS the soy

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saved for future use on /biz/, thanks user

"No!"

You should stop posting the dullest copypasta in the history of copypastas. Seriously each thread about the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains is now indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy rhetoric, the pastas only consistency has been its lack of humor and ineffective use of repetition, all to make trolling unfunny, to make shitposting seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when anons vetoed the idea of using a different image each time: they made sure the pasta would never be remixed or worked upon? just ridiculously profitable cross-thread pandering for (You)s. The Harry Potter copypasta might be anti-kino (or not), but its certainly the anti-Banepost in its refusal of innovation, applicability and funniness. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>b-but it's board culture though

"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the pasta is terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time it is posted, the user merely changes the first sentence. I began marking on the back of an envelope every time this was the only attempt made to contextualize it to the topic of the thread. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Sup Forums's mind is so governed by cliches and stale memes that it has no other style of shitposting. Later I read a lavish, loving review of the Harry Potter copypasta by a Redditor. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these anons are shitposting about Harry Potter on Sup Forums, then when they get older they will go on to make memes on Reddit. And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you use the "Harry Potter" copypasta you are, in fact, being trained to make Reddit memes.

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>Sup Forums can't get laid
>"OMG WHITE GENOCIDE!"

lmao

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I'm no fan of Sup Forums but are they seriously using virginity as a weapon?

>people saved my counter-pasta

youtube.com/watch?v=xsTo0dUdfjk

this pasta is an oxymoron

>waiting until marriage
>a bad thing worthy of teasing people over

Society is doomed.

No wonder that book was screaming like a madman at Harry. He was face to face with the main character of one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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We already counter pasta'd you before you posted. Go home, brainlet, and never post again.

>6 million points to Harry for the brutal murder of a teacher

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lol

saved

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Kek'd heartily

It’s positively Lovecraftian

I'M A LATE BLOOMER!!! WHITE WOMEN ARE DEGENERATES...I'M WAITING FOR A QT CONSERVATIVE ASIAN TO MARRY ME

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>posting the bloatmeister general himself on a literal soyboard
what a waste

>Being this much of a fucking dork
Actual lmao'ing at you right now

lol

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t.soymale

>my fucking board

why are gay people always demanding shit they don't have a right to

no girl has ever looked at you
you watched as everyone, your bullies, your friends too, got their own active sex lives
but you couldn't. now you're pushing 30, but you still believe it's the "roasties'" fault, not yours. and you will keep waiting foreve, bitter and angry

Not gay. It's just that I don't want to see pol anywhere near the board I mainly post on.

Hey, its not Sup Forums's fault your video games are being inundated in faggotry, I mean look at this bitch in here losing his shit over soy.

>"ARGH!"
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lol, yeah that's exactly what you're doing, I bet.

>Video games
Sup Forums is trying to shit up so many boards that they don't know which board is which.

It worked for Sup Forums.

Do you think anyone imagines chad when some retarded 14 year old spams memes?

>soy
youtube.com/watch?v=ODWnkrUAKhQ
Hey, Reddit.